"Your mom is too far away to smell it, and you go online without even a trace of cigarette smell on you? Who would believe that?"
"Comrade Lao Yu, why don't you go be Sherlock Holmes? You even found such a small oversight."
Yu Jinsheng chuckled, "Your dad was also determined to become a policeman back then."
"The ideal is very full, but the reality is very cruel, Comrade Lao Yu."
Yu Mobai patted Yu Jinsheng on the shoulder and went back to his room.
Yu Jinsheng sat on the sofa for a while, stunned, before he realized that this little brat was subtly insulting him.
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After taking a nap in his room, Yu Mobai went upstairs again after dinner.
Ji Mushu wasn't in the living room; only Dong Yike was watching TV on the sofa.
"That works too. Your mom's treating us to dinner tomorrow."
Yu Mobai ate the grapes on the coffee table without any ceremony. "A gathering before the New Year?"
"I don't know, my mom didn't tell me."
Even in winter, one can shake one's head.
Did you tell Aunt Dong about our breakup?
Yu Mobai then asked.
"Don't even mention it, it annoys me just thinking about it."
Dong Yike squeezed the cushion in her arms hard. "I happened to sleep with my mom last night. I told her we broke up, but she just wouldn't believe me. No matter how I explained, it was no use."
"Now that we've said it, it'll be easier to explain if any problems arise later."
Yu Mobai didn't take it to heart. "The wooden comb hasn't come out all day?"
"They came out once and threw out a bed sheet with a big hole in it."
Dong Yike raised an eyebrow with a grin, her long, alluring eyes fixed on him. "How did Sister Wooden Comb perform last night?"
"She's just an ordinary young girl."
Yu Mobai picked up the remote and changed the channel, saying, "What else do you want?"
"How many positions did you use?"
Dong Yike curiously leaned over and asked, "Did Sister Wooden Comb cry out in pain? How much blood did she lose?"
Yu Mobai didn't answer, but instead looked at her with amusement, "Are you trying to gain experience for yourself?"
"Oh, of course."
Dong Yike replied matter-of-factly, "Anyway, I'll have to go through all of this sooner or later. I can gain some experience by listening to other people's reactions."
"If you want to experience it, just do it yourself."
Yu Mobai grinned and leaned close to her ear, "How about tonight?"
No way.
Dong Yike smiled and pushed him away, "I don't know if other sisters will appear in the future, I plan to wait and see."
"Hey, if you keep thinking like this, you'll probably stay a virgin your whole life."
Yu Mobai suddenly realized that something was off about that statement. If that was the case, when would he be able to meet Dong Yike?
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