Chapter 97: I can only live till tomorrow, but I am tricked by the system again
"It's not me... it's..." Yuanqiu hesitated and blinked aggrievedly, "Before, you were originally going to go to another world to conquer the demon king. The original setting was that you died of heavy bleeding during childbirth. I made a mistake when conquering the world, and I forgot to change the setting back..."
? ? !
...What did I hear?
What did it... forget to do?!
Settings... Forgot to change it back? !
...I just want to curse at someone right now? ...
It’s been a while since I made a mistake in conquering the world last time...
I knew it... it would be a miracle if this broken system was reliable!
Ji Zhi? Yang Jian wanted to beat him up. "Are you kidding me? Such a big thing? How can you forget it?!"
Forgetting things, is it possible to forget such things?
You are a jerk!!
"Host! Stay calm!" The ball flapped its wings and said, "Accident... This is purely an accident..."
Ji Zhi? Yang was so anxious that he jumped up and down, wishing he could strangle it to death. "What should I do now? You better think of a way! Hurry and get it back to me!"
Are you real? Dog!
If you can't send me back, I'll kill you!
The ball comforted him, "Host, don't worry. Once it's repaired, you can go back right away."
Very? Fast?, I am? Fast?…
What is this called...
I said I felt like I had forgotten something since I last saw him... How could I, a perfect system, make such a big mistake...
Ji Zhi? Yang took a deep breath and said, "Okay...how long will it take to get better?"
Forget it, you are still angry now, right? When the time comes, I can just go back.
I just hope it happens soon, because I’m afraid they must be worried to death.
Yuanqiu shrank his neck, "Soon... Very? Soon?... Last time it took at least seven days to heal..."
Before he finished speaking, Ji Zhiyang grabbed it fiercely, "Are you kidding me?! Seven days?! I've been in the coffin for seven days!"
This damn thing of mine... I see? It's not a system at all, it's designed to torture me? Right!!
The ball flapped its wings, "Host, we have something to discuss. Can you let go of your hand first?"
Stop shaking! Stop shaking!
I'll make up for you. If you keep shaking, I'll vomit!
Ji Zhi? Yang grabbed it and shook it vigorously, gritting his teeth and saying, "Are you serious? Dog! Hurry up and find a way to send me back, right now!"
If you can’t figure it out, I’ll kill you!
I can't wait seven days!!
If he could, he really wanted to strangle this dog system!
What kind of weird thing is this?!
This dog system is the nemesis of him!
He's going crazy!
He shook it up and down vigorously twice.
Aaaaahhh!!!
Think about it quickly!
Get it back to me quickly!
You are the system!
Shouldn't it be to assist me?!
Why do you cheat me every time I see you?!
You're not used to seeing me live a good life, are you?!
I owed you money from my last life, didn’t I?
Let you torture me like this!!
Hurry up! Send it back to me quickly!
He looked at? Towards? the? Doctor Gu Huaihe? who was standing beside him.
I'm not dead yet!
You must wait!
Don't rush to bury me!
I finally sent Zhou Shiyue away, and the imperial decree was revoked. Originally, I was going to give birth to the child, and then marry Gu Huai, and live a happy life as a family of three... It's almost the end, and you're going to make me bleed?!
Still need seven days to repair? ! !
Ji Zhi? The more Yang thought about it, the more frustrated he became. He shook his head a few more times.
Ahhhhh!
You should think of a solution!
My TM child saw it when he was born. Do you know how important it is to accompany your child's childhood?
I'm going crazy!!!
I'll give you one hour at most, you better find a way to get it back to me!!
"Host..." The ball was shaken by him and felt dizzy. "It's being repaired... It's being repaired... Don't worry..."
I know you are anxious, but don't be anxious!
This time? It won’t take seven days to repair. It won’t take seven days!
I really won't make such a stupid mistake again!!
I swear!!!
I really will fix it as soon as possible and help the host go back soon!
"Hurry up, send me back within an hour!" Ji Zhiyang gritted his teeth and said, "Otherwise... I will kill you!!"
The ball cried, "Don't get excited?...Don't get excited? Ah...getting excited? It's harmful..."
Ji Zhi? Yang took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down. "Hurry up! One hour at most, not even a minute more!"
My? Patience has a limit?!
"One hour may be too long..." Yuanqiu said weakly, "At least... two or three days?"
Ji Zhi? Yang's eyes widened, and he almost jumped up to strangle it to death, "What the hell!?? Say it again? How long will it take?"
The ball trembled and said, "Two...three days..."
"Two or three days?!" Ji Zhiyang was furious. "Are you kidding me? Are you?!!"
I think one hour is too long, how about two or three days?
Why didn’t you say two or three months? !
Why didn't you say you had to wait until I got moldy while lying in bed? Huh?
Two or three days? I'm going to your master? Two or three days!
"Don't get excited yet?...Don't get excited? Ah! Host, maybe it won't take that long..." The ball tried to comfort him, "Let go first? I can't heal you like this..."
It can actually be repaired, but it doesn’t make sense!
The ball coaxed her, "Although the recovery process will take a long time, it can enhance the relationship between you and Gu Huai! Think about it, you worked hard to give birth to a child for him, and when you wake up, he will hold you in his hands. Why don't you wait? You can go back after a while, host."
Ji Zhiyang clenched his teeth, raised his hand and slapped it on the head, "Fuck your master! Improve our relationship!"
Are you kidding me? You didn't even change the words? Huh?
Same? Recipe, familiar? Rhetoric, it wants to fool him for the second time?!
Is it necessary to improve the current relationship between him and Gu Huai in this way?
It's obvious that it made a mistake, and it was looking for a reason on purpose!
"I'm warning you, if you don't send me back within an hour, I will either kill you or tear you apart, believe it or not!!"
Ji Zhiyang stopped talking and rolled up his sleeves, ready to take action.
His posture did not scare Yuanqiu at all. "Host... calm down. I am repairing it now... Don't worry, I promise to repair it as quickly as possible and send you back. Calm down first, calm down first."
You are such a big talker and you still want to kill me!
I am the system, what can you do?
If you kill me, can you still go back?
...It's just a small mistake, what's the big deal!
I am just a system, how can I take care of so many time travelers?
Modern? Ancient? Immortal cultivation? Suspense? ... Male? Female? ... Being the protagonist? Being a supporting role? The protagonist turns into a supporting role? The supporting role counterattacks and becomes the protagonist? ... Not following the plot? The strategy is abandoned halfway? The one that slightly deviates from the main plot? ... Is it easy for me!
Why are people so angry nowadays?
...Not only is he very angry, but he is also becoming increasingly difficult to deceive.
Think about the previous? person?, stupid and deceitful... I told him that he had failed the mission and needed to start over, and he agreed without even a doubt... Yun Sui'an... I miss you so much! If I had known, I would have let you complete a few missions and not sent you back first...
Ji Zhi? Yang took a deep breath and asked, "The fastest? How fast is it?"
Yuanqiu hesitated for a moment, "One...two days?"
I'm going to your grandpa? ! ! !
You are kidding me!
"If you dare to play tricks, I will really kill you!" Ji Zhiyang grabbed the ball's tail and shook it upside down twice, "Tell me the truth, how long is it!"
Start seven days!
Then two or three days!
Now a day or two!
Was it sent by the monkey to torture him??!
He reasonably suspected that this damn system was just being perfunctory with him!
…..Could there be some serious bug that caused him to be unable to go back, so Yuanqiu made up this story? This one, right?
Thinking of this, Ji Zhiyang suddenly felt a chill all over his body.
This thought? As soon as it came to his mind, he couldn't help but shiver.
He clenched his fist while thinking, aiming at the ball, "I'll give you one last chance, how long will it take!"
"No more than two days, I promise, I promise host." The ball said aggrievedly: "Please, let me go! Host, I'm about to vomit, I really? It's so miserable..."
Yuanqiu meets Jizhi? Yang did not respond, and said with sincerity: "It's useless even if you hit me! You can't go back, why don't you let go first? I, I will seize the time to repair, time is money, host... Look, Gu Huai is waiting for you."
Yuanqiu continued to fan the flames: "You are not torturing me, you are torturing Gu Huai! Please let go! I will fix it quickly! I will send you back as soon as possible."
This person? ... has violent tendencies?
You only saw me for ten minutes, eight minutes? Time is beating me up...
Other things? The host would complain to me at most, he just did it directly!!
...Others? It seems that there has never been such a big mistake there...
Speaking of Gu Huai, Ji Zhi? Yang's heart softened a little, and he slowly let go of the ball, "Hurry up? Don't waste time!"
The ball flapped? The wings shook their bodies, "Okay!"
Phew! Finally released? It's me!
Look? This guy? It's not easy to fool.
Waiting for him here? Mission completed, I have to think of a new reason to trick him...
Ji Zhiyang came to Gu Huai's side, seeing his miserable look, and wanted to hug him, but he couldn't.
Doctor Zhang sighed, shook his head, and stood up. "Your Highness, I have done my best. I am afraid that Master Ji can only survive until tomorrow at most..."
Gu Huai was stunned for a moment, then suddenly turned his head and stared at Doctor Zhang, his eyes red as blood, "Say it again!"
Doctor Zhang was shocked. "I am incompetent... Please forgive me, Your Majesty..."
Gu Huai's eyes were bloodshot and he roared like a wild animal. His voice was hoarse and dull, as if he had suppressed countless sorrows and pains. "How is it possible? Aren't you the imperial physician? This king orders you to save him! If he doesn't wake up, this king will let all of you be buried with him!"
It’s just giving birth to a baby, how come I can’t wake up?
"I'm fine, don't worry! I can wake up!"
Ji Zhi? Yang tried his best to speak, but unfortunately Gu Huai couldn't hear anything.
Doctor Zhang moved his lips? Moved? He knelt down and said: "If the medicine can be fed in? Go, maybe there is still hope... But you can see that the medicine can't be fed in at all? Go, no matter how much you feed, you will vomit. If this continues, I'm afraid... I'm afraid..."
Gu Huai's eyes were filled with tears and his throat was choked with sobs. "Aren't you the imperial physician? Save him. As long as you can wake him up, what's the price? The king will reward you."