Chapter 31 - Guixu Sect Online Club
Luo Hongyi folded her arms and leaned against the crack in the side of the ship. A playful smile appeared on her beautiful face, and her fingers unconsciously tapped the poison bottle in her bag.
Tie Niu scratched his head, looked at Ling Xiao and then at his senior brother, and said in a muffled voice: "That pretty boy...what is he talking about? We didn't smash the floor tiles on purpose..."
Su Tang, on the other hand, seemed to have discovered a new world. Her psychic eyes shone brightly, and her photo stone instantly focused on Ling Xiao. She muttered softly, "Wow! The Holy Son of the Heavenly Sword Sect! He brings his own traffic! Conflict! Explosive! The title should be 'The Holy Son Scolds the Poor, the Tensions of Competition Begin!'... Post it!"
The rabbit in Bai Xiaolu's arms bared its teeth in Ling Xiao's direction.
Facing Ling Xiao's questioning, Xie Zhao's smile became even brighter, but there was no warmth in his eyes.
He walked slowly to the bow and stood side by side with Chu Linyuan (although he was half a head shorter).
Chu Linyuan felt even colder, and the tassels on the hilt of the Frost Silence sword moved without wind.
"Oh, who was it?" Xie Zhao scratched his ears and acted as if he had suddenly realized something. "It turned out to be the Great Saint Son Ling from the Tianjian Sect! My apologies!" His tone was exaggerated, with a strong sense of ridicule. "You are putting such a big hat on me! We are a small family in the Burial God Abyss. We finally managed to scrape together some money and bought a second-hand... oh no, it might be a ten-handed means of transportation. It was bumpy all the way and almost fell apart before we arrived at the Ten Thousand Immortals Terrace.
The landing was a bit noisy, but can we be blamed for that? If we have to blame someone, we should blame the Immortal Alliance for not clearly stating the landing precautions on their invitation, or…"
He changed the subject, his smile suddenly turning cold, and glanced at those who had just laughed the most cheerfully. "It's because some fellow Taoists' 'warm welcome' was too impactful. It scared our driver's hands so much!"
"You...are making excuses!" Ling Xiao was so angry at Xie Zhao's unreasonable and blaming behavior that his face darkened. His hand was already on the hilt of the sword behind him. His moon-white brocade robe moved without wind, and a sharp sword intent was faintly locked on Xie Zhao.
"Hey, don't get excited, Saint!" Xie Zhao seemed not to feel the sword intent. He smiled and waved his hand, but a trace of imperceptible golden talisman power quietly gathered at his fingertips. "Although our Guixu Sect is poor, we are the most reasonable.
You destroyed the floor tiles, right? Compensation! Definitely compensation!" He changed the subject, his eyes becoming extremely sincere, "But... we're new here and we don't have anything.
"How about this? Our senior brother, Chu Linyuan, is decent at swordsmanship. While not as skilled as your world-renowned "Flying Star Sword Technique," he's cheaper! Let him be your sparring partner for a few days, giving you some swordsmanship advice. That'll cover the cost of the floor tiles. How do you do that?"
"Pfft!" Someone nearby couldn't help but burst out laughing. He let that devilish Chu Linyuan serve as a sparring partner for the Heavenly Sword Sect's Holy Son? And even gave him "guidance"? This Fu cultivator had a really sharp tongue!
Ling Xiao's face flushed instantly, as if he had been slapped in public! As the Holy Son of the Heavenly Sword Sect, how could he have ever been humiliated like this?
Especially since the opponent was a little-known, unknown character from a poor place like the Burial God Abyss! The long sword behind him hummed, and the seven star stones shone brightly, and the sharp sword intent almost broke out of the sheath!
"How dare you, a mere talisman cultivator, talk nonsense about the way of the sword?!" Ling Xiao shouted angrily, his voice trembling slightly with anger.
At this tense moment, when things are about to explode!
A gleam of light flashed in Xie Zhao's eyes, and the fingers hidden in his sleeves slashed in the air as fast as lightning!
A faint, almost invisible golden light shot out instantly at an extremely fast speed. The target was not Ling Xiao, but a piece of mutton-fat jade pendant engraved with the words "Ling Xiao" hanging around his waist to show his identity!
"Mute All Things Silenced—Improved Version!"
Golden light penetrated into the jade pendant!
Ling Xiao's angry rebuke came to an abrupt halt! He opened his mouth, but no sound came out! Only a strange "ho ho" sound came from his throat, as if his neck was being strangled! An invisible force was tightly sealing his throat!
What was even more bizarre was that the mutton-fat jade pendant on his waist suddenly lit up with a dazzling light!
Something inside the jade pendant seemed to activate. Immediately afterwards, a grand, passionate, aria-like voice, like a huge bell, erupted uncontrollably from the jade pendant, resounding through the sky and instantly drowning out all the noise from the Wanxiantai:
"Ah! Senior Brother Chu Linyuan! Your profile is as cold as eternal black ice! Your eyes are as deep as the God Burial Abyss! Your waistline is as sharp as the edge of a frosty sword! You are the only light that guides us in this chaotic immortal path! The heroic posture of your sword is an eternal totem engraved in our hearts! Ah! Senior Brother! Please let our humble souls bathe in your icy glory!!!"
This voice was filled with fanatical admiration and... indescribable homosexuality! It was the narration about Chu Linyuan that Su Tang had previously "edited" with her psychic eyes and added with exaggerated narration from "The Secret of Guixu: Volume 1: Guardians of the Abyss" that she had sold to the outer cultivators!
At this moment, triggered by Xie Zhao's "Improved Silence Talisman", it was like the loudest loudspeaker, echoing throughout the entire Wanxiantai through Lingxiao's jade pendant!
Deathly silence!
Everyone was petrified!
The fairy music stopped, the conversation and laughter froze, and the light of the photo stone forgot to flicker.
The disciples of Tianjian Sect were stunned.
The monks from other sects completely lost control of their facial expressions, their mouths opened so wide that eggs could fit in them.
The gentle female cultivator from Yaowang Valley dropped the medicine bottle in her hand to the ground with a "click".
The elder of the Beast Taming Sect's spirit beast mount snorted and looked around blankly.
Ling Xiao himself was like being struck by a bolt of Nine Heavens Mysterious Thunder! His handsome face instantly turned from red to blue, then from blue to purple, and finally turned as pale as paper!
He clutched his throat tightly, trying to grab the jade pendant at his waist that was like a hot potato, still spewing out endless "rainbow farts"! His body trembled violently from the extreme shame and anger of being unable to speak, his eyes filled with incredible horror and raging rage! Where was the dignity and transcendence of a saintly son left?
“Puha ...!!!”
After a brief moment of dead silence, there was a tsunami-like, uncontrollable wave of laughter that swept across the entire Wanxiantai!
"Oh my god! Hahahaha! Chu Linyuan...icy glory...hahahaha!"
"The Heavenly Sword Sect's Holy Son's jade pendant... is reciting a love poem?! And it's for that icy bastard?! Hahahaha!"
"Help! My stomach hurts from laughing! These people from Guixu Sect... are too awesome! Hahahaha!"
"This talisman cultivator... is a genius! Hahaha! A rainbow fart talisman?! Unheard of!"
The target of ridicule suddenly reversed! The Holy Son Ling Xiao, who had just been so high and mighty, rebuking the Guixu Sect, now became the biggest joke in the room!
The resounding, gay fart that filled the sky was like the loudest slap in the face of Tianjian Zong and Ling Xiao!
Luo Hongyi laughed so hard that her body shook and tears came out.
Tie Niu scratched his head, bewildered. "What light? What totem? What is this pretty boy talking about?"
Su Tang was so excited that she almost jumped up, her photo stone spinning frantically: "Explosive! Explosive! The most famous social death scene of the year! 'The Holy Son recites love poems with a jade pendant, and Senior Brother Bingtuo shocks the audience'! Exclusive! Absolutely exclusive!"
The white deer covered its mouth, its shoulders shrugged. Even the listless Moon-Eating Rabbit grinned, revealing a mocking expression.
Chu Linyuan: "..."
The chill around him instantly solidified. For the first time, a tiny crack of surprise appeared on that face that had been frozen for a thousand years.
He slowly turned his head and looked at Xie Zhao, who was standing next to him with an innocent look. His eyes were extremely complicated - he was speechless because of the "rainbow fart", and he was annoyed by Xie Zhao's outrageous behavior. But deep down... there seemed to be a very hidden, ridiculous smile that even he himself didn't notice?
Xie Zhaoze blinked at Chu Linyuan, his peach blossom eyes full of cunning and a look of seeking credit, "Senior brother, look at what I did well."
He cleared his throat and bowed to the crowd who were still laughing and watching the show, as well as the Lingxiao Saint who was so ashamed and angry that he was still trying to extinguish his jade pendant. His voice was not loud, but it was clearly heard by everyone:
"Excuse me for the poor presentation! This is just a small gift, not a proper respect! Xie Zhao from Guixu Sect, along with Senior Brother Chu Linyuan and all fellow disciples, wish you all a happy Immortal Sect Competition!"
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