"Assist, is the shooter your father? Why are you always hanging around him?"
“…”
Qiao Yuan, who was sweeping the floor, was stunned.
This alien spirit has a really stinky mouth.
“…”
"I'm so angry, you losers, why did you just surrender? I'll scold you later!"
The little fat boy was so angry that his stomach was about to explode.
But when he saw Li Xiaoling in a white coat, he quickly returned to normal.
"Hello, Sister Li, I'm a third-term spiritual trainee from the Liyang City Security Bureau. My supervisor asked me to come over to your place for my weekly psychological assessment."
The little fat man stared at Li Xiaoling with his bloodshot eyes, then took out a piece of information.
After taking a look at the information, Li Xiaoling understood the purpose of this strange spirit.
For those spirits that have been issued spirit certificates, the validity period is usually from one week to six months, depending on the specific circumstances.
Generally speaking, the more unstable the spirit is, the more frequently it will be inspected.
This little fat guy's spirit needs to be checked once a week, which is very dangerous!
It just barely reached the level of issuing spiritual certificates.
…
"Name?"
According to the procedure, you should ask about the other party's basic situation.
"Hao Cai"
"Habit?"
"As for playing games, I am proficient in all mobile games, from King of Glory, Yuanshen, and Chicken... to Candy Crush, Snake, and Tetris..." The little fat boy's eyes lit up and he became excited.
The information at hand shows that the other party died suddenly.
"age?"
"A three-month-old baby."
Phew~
Qiao Yuan, who was mopping the floor, couldn't help laughing out loud.
Li Xiaoling glared at Qiao Yuan.
"This guy seems really dissatisfied. How about we play a game? One round to decide the winner. You can choose any game. I can handle it. If you lose, you have to kneel down and bark like a dog."
The fat boy took out a latest model mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to Qiao Yuan.
"Don't say I'm bullying you. This is the latest model of Apple phone. You wage earners only make 3,000 a month. This phone is enough to last you for months without food or drink. I'm giving it to you. Do you dare to compete with me?"
Qiao Yuan: "..."
This alien spirit is quite rich!
…
"Quiet!"
Li Xiaoling stretched out her fair hand and slapped the table heavily, displaying the majesty of a sixth-order alien spirit.
The little fat boy trembled, but soon became quiet.
In the next few minutes, after a brief inquiry, Li Xiaoling pushed his glasses.
"You looked very angry just now. Can you tell me what happened?"
As soon as the game was mentioned, the little fat boy instantly got angry.
"Sister Li, please be fair. These humans are terrible at gaming and we can't stop them. They're always giving away kills and showing off their affection... They don't have the responsibility of a summoner at all!"
"If these humans treat games like this, wouldn't they surrender to the enemy and become their lackeys if they encountered those evil spirits in the real world? I just can't stand it, so I'm scolding them. I wouldn't feel happy if I didn't!"
“…”
Qiao Yuan: "..."
My goodness, this little alien spirit has elevated the game to a level that it shouldn't have reached.
"What's wrong with your eyes?"
The hallmark abnormality of a bloodthirsty spirit is red eyes, but a person with red eyes is not necessarily a bloodthirsty spirit.
"Sister, I was just playing games. I'm not decadent." The little fat boy explained.
"Sister, do you want to play games? I'll take you flying..."
"Is the game fun?" Li Xiaoling was quite curious.
"It's fun, it has to be fun. Video games are the greatest invention in the world!"
“…”
“Ahem!”
Qiao Yuan coughed twice to remind Li Xiaoling that it was working hours.
"Sister, one of your employees is sick and keeps coughing. He needs to be treated immediately..."
Qiao Yuan: "..."
"Playing games during work hours is prohibited, or your performance will be deducted. There are surveillance cameras there, and the information is transmitted to the Security Bureau in real time!" Qiao Yuan emphasized.
Li Xiaoling's body trembled, and she returned to her aloof appearance.
…
"Next I'm going to give you some tests. You must answer truthfully and don't lie!"
"Sister, feel free to ask me anything. I'm just a child. How could a child have any bad intentions? I will definitely answer honestly."
"First, have you been feeling irritable lately, with a burning anger that you can't vent?"
"I'm normal when I'm not playing games. It's okay to play games as long as my teammates don't give up." The fat boy Yi Ling said seriously.
"Second, what would you do if your teammates betrayed you?"
"Scold him, curse his mother, curse his entire family, and don't let it escape from eighteen generations!" The little fat man roared in a low voice with bloodshot eyes.
The two little hands were clenched into fists!
"Third, have you ever had the urge to follow the Internet cable to find them?"
"No, I was just talking nonsense."
Phew~
Qiao Yuan on the side couldn't help laughing again.
Li Xiaoling: “…”
Little Fatty: “…”
"You guys continue, I'll mop the floor." Qiao Yuan sped up the mopping process.
…
"Fourth, if you happened to meet an ordinary person who was in a special incident, would you be willing to save him?"
"It depends on whether he plays the game or not, and whether he plays well. If he doesn't, I won't save him. If he plays well, he's my teammate, and I'll save him even if it costs me my life!"
The little fat boy looked as if he was ready to die.
"Fifth, suppose there are two people who both like to play games, one plays King of Glory and the other plays Round God, and both are very skilled. If they both fall into the river at the same time, who would you save first?"
"Save the phone first. It's not waterproof."
Phew~
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