Chapter 74 Who doesn't want to beat a dog?



Old Wu: ...

[Depression value 1000]

System: Rong! It's just the two of you, be careful or you'll get beaten.

Rong Ziyin was extremely confident: Don't worry, he doesn't dare.

Although the conversation between one person and one system was in their minds, Old Wu had clearly sensed Rong Ziyin's recklessness, and the blow he received was even greater.

Rong Ziyin patted Old Wu: "Be strong, think about it, the Eiffel Tower is 15 centimeters shorter every winter than in summer!"

Old Wu pondered over this sentence and asked carefully, "Are you comforting me?"

Rong Ziyin: "No, I just have nothing to do now, so I'll give you a third useless piece of trivia."

Old Wu: ...

[Depression value 2000]

He now has an impulse to call Ji Shu immediately. Rong Ziyin is such a jerk, he really wants to take out a sack from his pocket and beat him up.

However, this is of course just Old Wu's delusion, and Rong Ziyin also stopped while he was ahead, and returned to the laboratory to check the separation machine to make sure it can operate normally.

After everything was done, Rong Ziyin changed his clothes and went to the village to help Luo Xia and his friends check the health of the geese.

There are more than a thousand geese in the village, and currently three hundred are sick.

These three hundred have been given the right medicines and started treatment, and at least no one died this afternoon.

As for the remaining seven hundred or so, they were checked separately by Rong Ziyin and his friends.

They are all skilled workers, so they move very quickly. Especially Rong Ziyin, who is particularly favored by the geese, moves several times faster than Luo Xia and his friends.

Because these geese are too self-conscious, they will lift their wings when told to, and their mouths will open naturally when they are touched.

Compared with the chaos on Luo Xia's side, it is really enviable.

Rong Ziyin was also funny, deliberately fooling Rorschach, "Find a pretty lady mask and put it on your face, maybe these geese will cooperate."

Rorschach was stubborn and thought that what Rong Ziyin said was right, so he really did it.

As a result, as soon as he put on the mask, the geese opposite him were so scared that their fur stood up. Instead of being more obedient, they quacked and nagged at him several times.

"Fuck, fuck! Rong Ziyin! This is totally irrelevant!"

Rong Ziyin turned around and glanced at the photo above his head, and replied calmly, "Maybe they don't like the cone-shaped faces of Internet celebrities!"

Rorschach: "Bullshit! My goddess is as beautiful as a painting, okay?"

Rong Ziyin: "Well, if you put him, xx, xxx and xxx together in a crowd, can you still recognize them?"

Rorschach: "???"

Rong Ziyin: "It's okay, don't be afraid, not only you, but even the plastic surgeons of the three of them may not be able to recognize them."

Rorschach: "..."

It made sense, and he was speechless. He just thought that Rong Ziyin and this gang of geese might all be poisonous.

The little veterinarian next to him was curious, and he actually took the opportunity to open his mobile phone to check the three people Rong Ziyin mentioned, and couldn't help but exclaimed. "Fuck! They really look like them!"

"Really!" Rong Ziyin blinked at him.

The young veterinarian just received a push notification, which roughly meant that the three female stars didn't get along well in private. So he nodded in understanding, "No wonder they don't get along well! They probably got tired of each other when they were in the same ward in the hospital."

"Very likely!" Rong Ziyin also agreed.

As for Rorschach, he had selectively blocked the conversation between the two. It was too bad, how could he face his goddess in the future?

No, it should be said that which of the "Internet celebrity triplets" was the real goddess in his heart?

Rorschach, who was less than 30 years old, fell into confusion in life for the first time and realized the sinister minds of the people in society.

After all the noise, the work was completed very satisfactorily.

It was afternoon when Rong Ziyin and the others arrived, and it was dawn when they finished.

Because they were too tired, Rong Ziyin discussed with Luo Xia and the others, and finally rejected the invitation of the village chief to have dinner together, and went back to live in the animal husbandry station.

The animal husbandry station in the village occupies a large area and has guest rooms, which is enough for several people.

The village chief and his wife carried clean quilts over. Rong Ziyin and his friends were not the bashful ones. They each took their things and cleaned up the house, and prepared to take a shower and go to bed.

The only troublesome thing is that the bathroom is shared. But since they are all big guys, there are not so many troubles.

In the bathroom, Rong Ziyin was taking a shower, and suddenly received a system prompt, [From Luo Xia's depression value 1000]

System: What's wrong?

Rong Ziyin: I don't know.

However, within two minutes, the system prompted again, [Depression value from the doctor 1000] [Depression value from the driver x 2 2000]

Everyone and the system were confused. After all, Rong Ziyin did not provoke Luo Xia at this time, why did Luo Xia suddenly have an emotional value?

The reason for this has to be explained by everyone in the yard.

Because they had to take turns to take a shower, and the yard was cool, Luo Xia and the others simply moved their ponies out to cool off in the yard.

At first, only Lao Wu and Luo Xia were sitting there. Luo Xia couldn't stay idle, so he fiddled with the Dutch beans next to him.

Old Wu looked at him rummaging around, and suddenly asked him, "Guess why Dutch beans are called Dutch beans?"

Rorschach: "Because they are produced in the Netherlands?"

Old Wu: "No, they are called Chinese beans in the Netherlands."

Rorschach was shocked: "Fuck, no way! Dutch beans are actually produced in China?"

Old Wu: "No! It was indeed promoted by the Dutch."

Rorschach was even more confused, "Then why are they still called Chinese beans?"

Old Wu replied with a smile, "There is no reason, it's the same as there is an Edmonton Road in Harbin, and there is a Harbin Road in Edmonton."

Rorschach: "Is there any necessary connection between the two?"

Old Wu: "No, I just want to give you two pieces of useless trivia."

Rorschach: "..."

Old Wu added with a smile, "The gentleman told me this afternoon."

Rorschach: ...So you came to hound me after you were bullied by Rong Ziyin?

The expression on Rorschach's face froze instantly.

However, three minutes later, he saw the doctor and the two drivers walking out of the house while chatting, and his eyes turned to look over.

"What's wrong?" The doctor asked Rorschach curiously.

Rorschach imitated Old Wu's just now and asked the three of them in a mysterious way, "Do you know why Dutch beans are called Dutch beans?"

...

So, half an hour later, when Rong Ziyin came out of the bathroom, the atmosphere in the yard became very cold.

Rong Ziyin: "What's wrong? Why don't you say anything?"

Rorschach shook his head, indicating that he had nothing to say.

Rong Ziyin thought about it and found a topic with great difficulty, "Do you know why bananas are curved?"

Everyone immediately had a bad feeling in their hearts.

After several seconds, Old Wu took the lead to ask, "Why?"

Rong Ziyin: "Because it wants to find the sun."

After saying that, he went into the house.

Everyone who stayed in the yard: ... At first glance, there is nothing wrong, but I always feel that it is not the case.

In the end, it was Rorschach who was the first to react, "This can't be another useless knowledge point, right?"

Old Wu: "...Maybe, it really is."

Doctor: "Fuck, call the boss, I really want to beat him up!"

Rorschach sighed leisurely, "Who else doesn't want to beat Rong Ziyin?"

[Anger value 5000]

At this time, Rong Ziyin in the room used the 10,000 emotion points they provided in the past few minutes to make a single draw.

System: It's probably either salted fish, salted duck eggs or duck feet.

Rong Ziyin: Don't talk nonsense, what if it's shipped?

System: If you can ship it, I will hang myself in front of the gate of Tiandao with that rope.

At this moment, a flash of purple light suddenly flashed on the turntable.

Rong Ziyin: Oh? SR?

System: Shit!

Then, Rong Ziyin had a yellow plastic chicken in his hand, and it made a crisp "cluck" sound when he squeezed it. There was a switch on the chicken's butt. Rong Ziyin turned on the switch, and the yellow plastic chicken immediately started to sing while shaking its head.

"Grandpa, my dad's dad is called Grandpa..."


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