Chapter 11: Landlord, playing cards without following the rules



Not a con man, but worse than a con man.

"How much money do you have?"

"I got less than a thousand yuan, so I just played a few games."

"Even when playing Landlord with acquaintances, you have to play it seriously. Lin Chan, you can't team up with Dong Hang to mess with me."

"Sister Xia, I treat you like a family member. When I meet you, I want to defused all my bombs."

Lin Chan couldn't wait and used her eyes to remind Hua Qiuxia to shuffle the cards.

Hua Qiuxia's shuffling technique is quite adept, and the cards even jump and dance in her hands.

But she would never have thought that in the process, I had already memorized the order of many cards.

Lin Chan turned over an open card and we started drawing cards.

They don’t know what cards I have.

But I have a rough idea of ​​what cards they have.

Even if I don't cheat while drawing cards, my advantage is already quite obvious.

In the first round, I am the landlord.

The cards are okay, with a bomb 7, a king, two 2s...

Lin Chan's cards were also good, and she shouted with a smile: "Fuck him!"

Hua Qiuxia smiled and nodded.

I started with three with one, Hua Qiuxia controlled it and played a 3.

Seeing Lin Chan played a 5, Hua Qiuxia was unhappy: "Lin Chan, are you really capable of this? Are you deliberately giving Dong Hang a card? You can't prioritize love over friendship when playing Landlord, or you'll lose money!"

"Stop complaining. You don't even know what cards I have in my hand." Lin Chan said angrily.

Next.

I opened the eyes of the two aunts.

"Big cat!"

I threw the king out.

"You're crazy. Lin Chan puts out a 5, and you're a big cat?"

"The smallest card in your hand is the Big Cat."

As soon as I said this, an 8 came out.

Hua Qiuxia burst out laughing.

Lin Chan looked at me angrily: "Dong Hang, if you want to play, then play. If you don't want to play, then get out!"

Hua Qiuxia played a 10 and said with a smile, "Lin Chan, why are you reminding him that you won't be satisfied until he wins? Just let him show off. If he loses, just pay him."

The first time, I didn’t play according to the routine at all.

But I blew them away and I won because I had good cards.

Lin Chan and Hua Qiuxia each threw me 100 yuan.

The second one.

Lin Chan is a landlord.

I actually have two bombs in my hand.

Hua Qiuxia was in a bad situation. When she sighed, I was considering whether it would be too harsh on Lin Chan if both bombs were thrown out.

We've known each other for such a short time, but I've already started to feel sorry for her. This is not a good sign.

I decided to make her cry.

Lin Chan played the cards smoothly and gradually smiled, thinking that she could barely run.

"Yes, K."

"It exploded."

I played bomb 8.

"Oh my god, the four 8s are really in the same family. I thought one of them was in Hua Qiuxia's hand!" Lin Chan was very disappointed.

I didn't say anything.

A 10 was drawn.

Lin Chan used 2 tubes and seemed to see hope of winning again.

“It exploded!”

I played the bomb J.

In an instant, Lin Chan collapsed and tilted her head in surrender.

I ran first.

Hua Qiuxia shouted excitedly: "Amazing! Bomb J and Bomb 8 destroyed Lin Chan!"

"Fuck you!"

Lin Chan yelled coquettishly and grabbed the poker and threw it at Hua Qiuxia.

This is too sensitive.

Hua Qiuxia was about to laugh and cry, and bent down to pick up the cards that had fallen on the ground.

Lin Chan's face was full of shame and anger, but she lost after all, so she could only give Hua Qiuxia and me 200 yuan each.

"I lost 500 yuan in just two rounds of poker. It was faster than playing Poker."

Lin Chan tilted her head and sighed, as if she was also looking forward to the next round of cards.

The third one.

Hua Qiuxia took the turned-over card.

Judging from her posture, she will be called the landlord no matter whether the cards are good or bad.

When I went to draw the cards again, I used the trick of drawing cards from any position.

The card taken away is not the top card, but the third card from the bottom, the King.

My technique is so natural.

It would be impossible to detect it with the level of Lin Chan and Hua Qiuxia.

This hand.

Originally, Hua Qiuxia was sure to win.

But because the king was in my hands, Lin Chan and I cooperated and won a narrow victory.

"Oh my god, Xiao Wang lost with two 2s and a 5? The bombs didn't even go off. Have pity on me."

"Why pity you, 25 yuan per person?"

"Sister, I'm not that embarrassed. I can afford to win and lose."

Hua Qiuxia gave Lin Chan and me 50 yuan each.

Play Landlord for more than three hours.

I won 600 yuan, which was roughly in line with my expectations.

Lin Chan won 1,500 yuan.

Hua Qiuxia lost 2,100 yuan, and Shui Ling's face was so cold that it seemed as if ice water was dripping from it.

Looking at Lin Chan, she complained, "My luck is so bad! I just borrowed 5,000 yuan from you, but I lost more than 2,000 yuan playing Landlord. Isn't my money money?"

I lit a cigarette and said with a helpless smile, "Sister Xia, if you lose your money at the poker table, it's no longer your money.

My feeling is that you are not suitable for gambling, so why not quit gambling from now on."

"What the hell did you say?"

Hua Qiuxia suddenly stood up, and the fragrance she gave off almost made me dizzy.

She looked at me angrily and panted, "You may be from Beijing, but you haven't seen more of the world than I have. Who do you think you are to try to persuade me to quit gambling?"

"Sister Xia, I was wrong. I'll buy you some good cigarettes."

"What a nice cigarette!"

"Soft Huazi."

"At least two packs!"

"No problem."

"I got two packs of cigarettes, so I lost less than two thousand. I feel better now. But this is the only hobby I have left in my life. I can't quit gambling."

Hua Qiuxia kicked the chair away and walked towards Lin Chan's bedroom with lazy steps.

Lin Chan won over a thousand yuan, her lips brimming with joy as she asked, "Are you really going to the card game at Yang Rong's house in three days?"

"Even if I go, I won't play. I try not to participate in poker games where you win or lose tens of thousands. I like playing cards, but I don't want to lose money."

I stood up, stretched, and left Lin Chan's house.

I sensed someone at the top of the stairs.

I didn't see who it was, but I could guess that it was Liang Wenbin who lived upstairs from me.

We had a conflict at Sister Xia's Foot Massage Shop, and I videotaped and took photos of him.

He must have wanted to talk to me about something, but he heard Lin Chan playing cards at home.

After some hesitation, I decided to ignore him for the time being.

Opened the door and walked in.

Sure enough, Liang Wenbin came knocking on the door.

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