Liu Cuiling smiled helplessly and said, "The wins and losses are too big. Don't young people treat money as money?"
Datou said disdainfully, "Aunt Liu, we've only just begun. I'll show you what lightning speed means later! I'm here for Haozi's birthday, and I brought a gift. If I win, don't blame me."
At this time.
Chen Bajin came back with the poker cards.
Five decks of cards were thrown on the table. Without saying anything, he sat on the sofa and watched TV.
I opened a deck of cards and began to shuffle them.
Datou laughed and said, "Dong Hang, you gamble a lot, but you're pretty dumb at shuffling cards."
"Shuffling cards also requires talent. My hands aren't very flexible, and I easily drop a pen when spinning it."
It seems like a clumsy method, but it washes out the order you want.
Almost all the cards are in my mind.
When I drew the cards, it seemed like I took the top card, but in fact it was the third card from the top.
Datou and Luo Ziqi didn't even have the slightest awareness.
It can be seen that their level is far from enough to deal with my tricks.
Originally, the turned-over card should have belonged to Chen Haonan, but it ended up in Datou's hands.
"Not bad, there's something interesting!"
Looking at Datou's card, Luo Ziqi smiled.
"Then pick it up?" Big Head asked with a smile.
"It must be picked up."
Luo Ziqi reached out and turned over the cards.
"It stinks, why..."
Luo Ziqi quickly retracted her hand, and her face gradually became gloomy.
Datou picked up the trump card and sighed, "Such a white and tender little hand, but it's poisonous. Surrender and lose half."
"No surrender." I laughed.
"I'm just kidding you guys. How could I possibly surrender when I have such good cards? I don't even have any low cards in my hand!"
Big Head threw out a pair of 9s.
"It exploded."
I threw 3 bombs.
"Fuck, man, you're so ruthless. I don't believe you don't have a pair."
"I have a pair, but I just want to blow you up."
"Hey, Qiqi's face is red. She must admire you." Datou had a premonition that he was going to lose, so he pouted and joked with his girlfriend.
Luo Ziqi patted his arm and said coquettishly, "You don't agree to break up, but why do you always want to give me to someone else?"
I started to play.
Anti-Spring brings two bombs.
Chen Haonan laughed: "Give me the money, 400 yuan each!"
"Don't worry, I can afford to lose. Where are we going now?"
Datou took out two or three thousand yuan from his wallet and gave 400 yuan each to Chen Haonan and me.
While I was shuffling the cards, Liu Cuiling walked over, took a look, and then walked away.
Aunt Liu didn't want to make trouble, but she kept an eye on the situation.
She was happy when Chen Haonan and I won, and couldn't help but smile.
When it was time to draw the cards, I continued to cheat.
Datou and Chen Haonan still haven't realized it.
As for Luo Ziqi, she kept staring at the cards that Datou got.
This girl's appearance far exceeds that of the ugly big head.
But it seems that she really loves Datou, so Datou must have some strengths.
I got the open cards and picked up the hole cards without thinking.
This hand of cards was played with some bumps, but he still won, and even got Big Head to keep the bomb 5 in his hand.
Chen Haonan and Datou, each gave me 50 yuan.
Chen Haonan smiled and said, "Brother, we have a good understanding of each other, but Dong Hang's brand is better."
"Dong Hang's hand is actually average, but he played this hand well."
Big Head looked solemn.
He is definitely not calculating the gains and losses of playing cards, but thinking about how to cheat.
This time when I shuffled the cards, I didn't deliberately arrange the order of the cards.
But I know exactly where the big names are.
Even if I play my cards normally, I know roughly what cards others have in their hands.
Big Head called the landlord.
He lost this round again and got hit by a bomb, giving Chen Haonan and me 100 yuan each.
Luo Ziqi sighed and said, "It's only been a short while, and you've already lost thousands."
"Wait and see, I lose first and then I win."
Datou asked to reshuffle the cards, and Chen Haonan and I had no objection.
During the shuffling process, Big Head flicked a card into the money pile and then blocked it with his outstretched arm.
I saw everything and knew that Big Head had bounced the King away.
After stealing cards in Landlord, you need to grab an empty hand when drawing cards.
While drawing the cards, I kept an eye on Big Head's moves.
When the big head is empty, the poker in the left hand is swung forward in a feint.
It's like drawing a card and putting it into your hand.
Chen Haonan naturally couldn't find the problem.
But everything is in my eyes.
I had no intention of catching the cheater, I just looked at the two bombs in my hands with a little pride.
Big Head lost again.
The two kings were separated and played, but they still took my two bombs.
They had to give Chen Haonan and me 200 yuan each.
Luo Ziqi looked at Datou curiously, as if asking, "Honey, why didn't your trick work?"
Big Head would never have thought that I was a con man. He would only blame himself for not being good enough at cheating and not daring to steal more cards.
"I'm unlucky playing Landlord, forget about playing Golden Flower. I've already lost nearly two thousand. Please consider my feelings."
Big Head looked on with an apologetic smile.
Neither Chen Haonan nor I said anything.
Liu Cuiling came over and started knocking on the table: "You good friends are having fun together, but you still have to decide who wins and who loses?"
"Aunt Liu, I've already lost."
"Everyone wins and loses when playing cards. Big Head, do you really have to win?"
"Aunt Liu, it's not..."
Datou said gloomily, "Uncle Chen finally bought several new decks of cards, so he should at least play with them for a while longer."
"I'm a little sleepy. I don't want to play anymore."
With that, I stood up and left the card table.
Behind him, Luo Ziqi muttered, "Your poker skills are really terrible. You won't play anymore after winning money?"
I pretended not to hear, sat lazily on the sofa and lit a cigarette.
Chen Haonan won money.
Liu Cuiling was happy with him and advised him: "Even if friends get together to play cards in the future, don't make it so big, it will easily ruin the family.
Also, when you go to work for a big company, don't gamble, don't make mistakes, and don't embarrass your Aunt Wang."
Big Head staggered towards me and said, "Dong Hang, you are also a unique scorpion shitter. Your mother is so awesome..."
"Big head, don't say useless things."
"Listen, Dong Hang, is there something wrong with his brain? Wang Lian is his biological mother, and he actually said..."
"Are you done yet?"
I glared at him.
"Dong Hang, with your character, if I hadn't given face to the birthday boy, Chen Haonan, I would have knocked you over with one punch!"
"Big Head, if your fist can land on my face, I'll give you 10,000 yuan!"
"Is this true?"
"real."
As soon as I finished speaking, Big Head's fist hit me.
I sat on the sofa and caught his fist with a wave of my hand.
"It hurts..., be gentle..."
Big Head bent his body and screamed, "Please spare me, my fingers are about to break. I know you are so powerful..."
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