Chapter 32 32 "Then let's help Dad and Brother."...
In addition to the magical plants grown by Berry, the greenhouse also contains some flowers that Qiao Tong likes. When there are too many flowers and plants, they will inevitably attract various small insects.
Magical plants cannot be sprayed with modern pesticides. The first thing Berry does every morning when she wakes up is to go to the greenhouse to catch insects. Not only does she go by herself, she also brings Fengci along who sleeps in at home on the weekend.
Feng Ci wanted to die because he went to bed at two in the morning and was woken up at seven.
Meiguo walked in front with his head held high, as if he was inspecting the world he had conquered. He said with great pride:
"Brother, look, many flowers and plants have sprouted. Do you like any of them? I'll give you one."
"Then I want Roland grass."
Berry: "Woof woof woof."
Feng Ci: "Why are you suddenly barking like a dog?"
"Because liars are puppies." The fat kid, without any psychological burden, created a barking song by himself, "Woof woof woof woof~"
"......!" The heartless boy would rather be a puppy than give him the Roland grass. Feng Ci closed his ears and didn't want to pay any attention to Berry.
"Wow."
"Brother, the little bug is kissing you." Meiguo suddenly pointed at his back and said.
“!”
Feng Ci's face changed, his dizziness and blurriness subsided, and he jumped away, slapping and shaking his hands in a panic.
A thumb-sized black beetle fell to the ground with a plop. Feng Ci's heart, which had nearly jumped out of his throat, suddenly calmed down. Fortunately, it wasn't a cockroach.
"The little bug is fainted." Meiguo squatted down and asked worriedly, "Is it hurt?"
"No." Feng Ci pressed his temples and said expressionlessly, "This is called a beetle. Its shell is very hard and usually won't get hurt."
Meiguo's eyes bulged. "Brother, it's not a fake bug, it's a live one." She poked the beetle's butt with her fingertips. "Look, it's moving."
Feng Ci was afraid that she would touch him with her hand that had touched the bug, so he immediately dodged and said as he walked away, "Don't catch bugs every day. I'll make you a bottle of pure natural insecticide. Just spray it once a week and the bugs will be gone."
"What what?" Meiguo suddenly became interested and ran after it with her hands behind her back, "What is that?"
"Chili spray."
Chili water is easy to make and does not contain any modern additives. It is the most natural and safest insecticide he can think of.
Feng Ci followed the guide he found online and found a bag of dried chilies. He chopped them up with his eyes closed and then threw them into clear water to boil. The chili peppers had a pungent smell and soon the whole kitchen was filled with their pungent aroma.
Feng Ci wiped his cough and blew his nose at the same time. No wonder chili water can cure stubborn people. Even the most stubborn person can't withstand a round of chili water.
After the chili water cooled down, Feng Ci used a filter spoon to filter out all the chili seeds and poured the pure chili water into the spray bottle.
Feng Ci tried it out first. Fortunately, the smell was only stronger when the chili water was boiled. After cooling down, the chili water was not so pungent and could be used normally.
Feng Ci handed the insecticide to Meiguo and rubbed the chubby child's face twice, half threateningly: "All the bugs are dead. I'm going back to sleep. If you dare to yell at me again, I'll... I'll complain to my parents!"
As for whether they will accept it or not, let’s talk about it later.
The honest child immediately raised his hand and promised: "I won't make a fuss, so don't tell on me."
"Okay." Feng Ci yawned and walked back, "Go play with your mother."
*
The results of the paternity test between Meiguo, Qiao Tong and Feng Chen came out. They were indeed Meiguo's biological parents. The two were not surprised by this, but when they received the report, they still couldn't suppress their excitement.
Feng Chen threw the appraisal report into the family group chat, causing a stir in the group and nearly triggering a bloodbath within the family.
Old Master Feng was furious and sent three 60-second voice messages in a row to scold Feng Chen.
[You bastard, you actually had a child with someone else outside. Your mother and I only recognize Xiaotong as our daughter-in-law and Xiaoci as our grandson in this life!]
[Get back here, you bastard!]
[You little bastard, you're just itching for trouble. Do you think I, your father, can't pull the belt anymore?]
Feng Chen: [Stop cursing! Hurry up and put on your reading glasses and read it again with my mom.]
The group chat was silent for a moment, and a minute later, the old man's voice message popped up: [Asshole, why didn't you and Xiaotong tell me and your mom before you had the baby? Which hospital are you in Vancouver? Your mom and I will fly over right now!]
Feng Ci: [Grandpa and grandma, you've met my sister, it's Guoguo.]
The old couple: [???]
Feng Chen had already made some arrangements: [Mom and Dad, the situation is a bit complicated and I can't explain it over the phone. I'll pick you up tomorrow.]
Five minutes later, the old man's lively voice echoed in the group: [Son, Xiaotong, your mother and I are here now.]
【……】
Now the house is lively again.
When Meiguo came over, Qiao Tong was watching a makeup video. She hadn't touched any cosmetics during the years she was sick. Not only were her skills rusty, she had even forgotten most of the makeup steps.
Qiao Tong planned to wait until Feng Ci finished his college entrance exams before the family went out for a trip to relax, so he took this opportunity to catch up on his studies.
Meiguo nestled in Qiao Tong's arms and watched with great interest.
At first, the little girl couldn't understand what the sister in the video was doing, until the transformation video came out, she was shocked:
"Mom, this sister can do magic!"
This sister's magic was much more powerful than hers. Meiguo felt ashamed of herself and looked at Qiao Tong with a longing expression: "Mom, I want to become a fairy too. I want to learn fairy magic."
This way she can turn the old lady back to her youthful appearance.
"This isn't magic, this is called makeup." Qiao Tong clicked on a makeup tutorial video posted by a beauty blogger. "Baby, look."
The makeup tutorial video is very detailed, from pre-makeup skin care to every step. Meiguo sat upright and watched the sister in the video paint her face white, then apply some gray, then add sparkling powder, draw thin lines around the eyes, and finally transform into a peerless beauty.
"Huh?"
"Wow!"
“Ohhhh!”
At this moment, the little witch wanted to dive into the mobile phone, but her head was too big to fit in.
"Mom, can I give my head to my sister?" Meiguo asked, hugging Qiao Tong's neck.
"No." Qiao Tong smiled, lowered her eyes and opened Taobao: "I'll buy you some baby cosmetics, and you can put them on yourself, okay?"
Children have delicate skin, and adult cosmetics may irritate their skin.
Meiguo pouted and moved closer: "Mom, let me kiss you, you are the best mom~"
Big data pushes a bunch of various videos that are impossible to watch all. After watching too many stress-relieving and addictive contents such as squeezing blackheads, cleaning ears, and laser hair removal, Berry's eyes lit up.
"Mom, will it be hot with so much hair on Dad and brother's legs?"
Qiao Tong thought about it seriously and said, "Maybe, I guess so."
Qiao Tong was born with little body hair and had skin as smooth as cream since she was a child. She never had to worry about excessive body hair in the summer. She was also curious whether Feng Chen would feel hot wearing woolen pants all year round.
It is already April, and in two months it will be summer, the season for wearing short-sleeved shirts. However, Qiao Tong and Feng Chen have been married for many years, and he has never worn shorts. He always wears black, white and gray suit pants.
Perhaps both father and son suffer from leg hair shame?
"Then let's help dad and brother."
"Okay." Qiao Tong agreed happily, "Baby, how do you want to help?"
Berry took out a small bag that could be called a treasure chest from the closet. After rummaging around in it for a while, she took out a shiny little axe.
"Shave daddy and brother!"
Ah, this, Qiao Tong blinked, baby, is it possible that dad and brother are human beings, not pigs...they are not so thick-skinned?
"This one is too heavy. Use mine."
Qiao Tong contributed Feng Chen's razor, a fully automatic silent model that shaves quickly and cleanly.
The father and son who were catching up on their nap together would never have thought that they would experience a small explosion in their sleep.
After finishing two big jobs, the mother and daughter happily went out to the mall. An hour later, the father and son woke up groggily and met in the corridor.
“…”
“…”
Feng Ci glanced at his father's colorful toes and said nothing.
Feng Chen looked at Feng Ci's bare white legs and understood what was going on, but he didn't say anything. After a while, the father and son looked away as if nothing had happened, pretending to be very busy.
Back in the room, Feng Chen searched through all the drawers and cabinets for nail polish remover. Feng Cisheng changed into long pants and long sleeves silently with despair. He would never change into shorts even if he died of heat playing basketball in the afternoon!
A man without hair cannot do things well. Feng Ci fell on the bed like a dead fish, as if all his strength had been drained away.
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