Chapter 58 58 “Oh, my world has become crooked…
Today the sun is shining brightly and the breeze is warm. Qiao Tong and Feng Chen have decided on several kindergartens nearby and plan to take Meiguo to check them out today.
These kindergartens are all international bilingual kindergartens in City A with top-notch teaching staff and excellent environments. The couple has done background checks and found that these kindergartens have no accidents and are relatively safe.
The family of three took a look around and Berry was quite satisfied. When it was time to make a decision, Berry decided on the one closest to home.
Qiao Tong and Feng Chen looked at each other and saw relief in each other's eyes.
Qiao Tong half-knelt down and touched his daughter's tender face. "Baby, you chose this kindergarten because it's closer to home so you can go home earlier, right?"
Berry shook her head and smiled happily, "Mom, there's a lot of grass there. I'm going to make magic potions in the gosling garden for the kids to drink."
Qiao Tong and Feng Chen's brows jumped, and Qiao Tong said seriously: "Baby, you can't."
"Mom, didn't you say good things should be shared?"
Qiao Tong was choked. She was too embarrassed to say that magic potions without any quality assurance would be severely cracked down by law enforcement agencies here and were not considered good things.
Qiao Tong gave Feng Chen a look.
Feng Chen understood, carefully choosing his words, and said in a half-gentle, half-serious tone:
"Guoguo, we live in a society ruled by law. If you want to drink your magic potion, it needs to be tested by a professional department and obtain a food hygiene license. Otherwise, it's illegal. If the police find out, you'll be locked up in a dark cell."
Feng Chen: "Dad suggests that you study more, settle down more, obtain a professional witch certificate, and then share your magic potions with others."
Meiguo was confused by all the talk about this certificate and that certificate, which made the child completely lost.
Berry's brow furrowed into a frown. "So, I can't give magic potions to children, right?"
"Yes." Feng Chen pretended to be heartbroken, "Baby, if the police locked you up in a small dark room, mom and dad wouldn't be able to save you."
"Well... okay then."
Berry shrugged and changed the subject: "I want to play in the water."
The couple both had today off and had originally planned to spend the day playing with their child. Qiao Tong suggested, "Why don't we go to the water park?"
Guoguo can swim by herself, so she is not too worried.
Feng Chen: "I'll do as you say."
City A gets cold early, and the temperature will gradually drop after National Day. Qiao Tong thought of this in advance, so he took advantage of the tail end of September to play in the water with Meiguo.
A family of three entered the water park together after buying new swimsuits.
Berry was wearing a pink flower fairy one-piece swimsuit. Her translucent milky skin was so white that it reflected light in the water. She looked like a small dumpling or a piece of white and tender glutinous rice cake.
Meiguo held onto the swimming ring and played with her short legs underwater, slowly kicking a few meters. She looked around like a duckling that had just learned to swim, revealing her cleverness and liveliness.
The family of three was in the shallow water area, with Feng Chen and Qiao Tong following closely behind Meiguo.
There were many people in the shallow water area, and most of them were children. Listening to the noisy sounds of the human cubs, Feng Chen felt his head buzzing.
As a human cub, his daughter is very well-behaved and never makes a fuss in public.
"Let me tell you, there are a lot of guns at my house. My dad buys me a new gun to play with every day."
"I just bought this gun. Isn't it cool?"
"Hahaha, look at me shooting you all!"
The boy holding a water gun in one hand fired indiscriminately in the water, spraying water on the faces of the surrounding children. The unarmed and unfortunate children scattered in all directions, and the passing berries were also unfortunately hit.
Berry spat twice, then smiled and wiped the water off his face.
Seeing how cute and calm she was, the little boy pointed the water gun at Berry and said, "Hey, put your hands up."
Berry blinked.
"I'm a police officer and I'm going to arrest you now. If you don't put your hands up, I'm going to shoot."
Without waiting for Berry to react, the boy ejaculated again, and the water splashed into Berry's eyes, making them dry and unable to open.
Qiao Tong was anxious. He protected his precious daughter behind him and frowned, "Whose child are you? Who taught you to bully others with a water gun?"
Feng Chen stood in front of his wife and daughter, his dark eyes as cold as ice: "Call your parents over."
The boy's parents were nearby. When the boy was bullying others before, they were happily watching from the sidelines. Now, seeing that their child was about to suffer, they quickly jumped out.
The boy’s father said: “It’s normal for children to play without restraint. Let them solve it themselves. It’s not appropriate for us adults to interfere.”
The boy's mother also chimed in, smiling and saying to Meiguo, "Little boy, your brother likes you and is just joking with you. Please don't be angry."
"No matter how playful you are, you can't spray water into a place like the eyes." Qiao Tong was not so easy to talk to when it came to children. "My daughter is still young. If she hurts her eyes, will you be responsible?"
The other parent thought Qiao Tong was making a big deal out of nothing, but because Feng Chen was present, he gave a perfunctory apology and prepared to take his son away.
"Mom, I'm not angry." Meiguo hugged Qiao Tong and rubbed him, then said with her little face raised, "Little brother likes me and plays with me."
The child's clear eyes are full of innocence. How can a child with a pure mind see the hidden malice of others?
The boy's parents took advantage of the situation and said, "That's right, sister. The kids are having fun. You parents are getting anxious and angry. It really spoils the fun."
Qiao Tong felt sorry for Meiguo, but was also angry and wanted to continue arguing, but Meiguo's soft arms wrapped around her waist.
"Mom, I want to go up."
Feng Chen: "Guoguo, daddy will hold you."
When Meiguo rode on Feng Chen's neck, she immediately felt like she was on top of the world, overlooking all the other mountains. This was the majestic princess.
There was a snack bar on the shore. Qiao Tong and Feng Chen thought Meiguo was hungry, so they took her by the hand to go find something to eat. However, the child just glanced at the sausage stall and walked to the other side without looking back.
"Sister, I want the biggest water gun."
"My dad pays."
Berry happily went out carrying a giant water gun. The couple following the child seemed to have thought of something. As soon as they got into the water, Berry swam towards the boy with a clear goal.
Meiguo carried the water gun on her lotus-root-like arms and looked at the other man with a smile: "Brother, it's my turn to like you, please don't be angry."
The huge muzzle of the gun was pointed at the boy, and the little boy's proud mini water gun instantly lost its effect.
"No, you can't!"
"Oh, no, don't."
Sizzle.
"Pfft, cough cough cough, stop biting me."
"Ahhh Mom and Dad, help me."
The boy's parents came over angrily. Just as they were about to speak, Feng Chen raised his chin and said coldly, "These are just children playing around. Why are you parents getting so anxious and angry? Don't spoil the fun."
“…”
On the way back, Qiao Tong couldn't stop smiling. It was really unexpected for her that Guoguo could fight back against those who bullied her. As a mother, she was proud of Meiguo.
"Baby, I'm really happy that you can protect yourself like that."
Meiguo sat in Feng Chen's arms, looking at her with furrowed eyebrows: "Mom, do I look like a cold-blooded killer~"
Qiao Tong reached out and rubbed her soft face, "It would be better if you were a little more cruel and fierce."
Meiguo immediately widened her eyes, like a little tiger with a mouth full of baby teeth. She lifted up her chubby cushion and asked in a cute and fierce voice, "Is that so? Is it fierce?"
The smile on Qiao Tong's lips deepened.
"You are not a cold-blooded killer, you are your parents' beloved sweetheart."
Feng Chen couldn't help but spin around with his daughter in his arms. Listening to the child's cries, the usually serious Mr. Feng laughed heartily.
After the father and daughter had played, Meiguo lay limply on her father's shoulder, her eyes full of stars as she murmured, "Oh, my world has become crooked."
*
Meiguo had to wait until the National Day to report to kindergarten. The day before the National Day holiday, Feng Ci came back from school early.
As soon as the door opened, the child waiting behind the door rushed into Feng Ci's arms, "Brother, you're back."
"Are you hungry?" Meiguo took Feng Ci's hand and walked inside. "I left some fried chicken for you."
Feng Ci raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Are you that good?"
There must be something wrong when things are abnormal. This kind of treatment of waiting for him at the door to return has disappeared since he went to college.
He asked vigilantly: "Did you do something bad?"
"No, no." Berry waved her hands, stopped, and looked at him unhappily, "I saved some fried chicken for you, and you still doubt me? Am I a bad kid?"
Feng Ci: "Well...that's not the case."
The kid is just a little naughty, he's not bad at all.
Feng Ci felt that he shouldn't be so sensitive, so he asked another question: "Have you finished making the potion?"
"No need for potions." Berry puffed out her chest. "I'll just cast a spell for you."
Berry's answer immediately brought back a memory of Feng Ci on the island. His father turned into a giant because of the little witch's spell.
"Well, actually I'm not in a hurry. Why don't you practice a little more?"
"Okay, okay, I'll practice for another five minutes then."
"It's okay, don't worry, you can practice for a few more days." Feng Ci ran as fast as he could, "Then you practice first, I'll go take a shower."
Meiguo raised Erkang's hand: "Brother."
Feng Ci, who had already fled back to the bedroom, took a short rest, walked to the wardrobe, opened the door, and pulled open the bottom drawer.
Feng Ci was petrified. Half a second later, a deafening roar echoed in the room:
"Berry!!"
Dust fell from the ceiling.
Meiguo, who was lying on the ground playing with a puzzle, ran into Qiao Tong's studio without looking back, and dived under the table like an ostrich, leaving only her round butt exposed.
"Baby, what's wrong with you?"
The studio door was flung open. Feng Ci, furious, clutched a handful of rags, his forehead throbbing with veins. "Mom, is Guoguo hiding here?"
Qiao Tong's eyes drifted away.
Feng Ci saw this and understood everything. He stepped forward and pulled the berries out from under the table like little chickens.
The child kicked his short legs: "Oh, brother, brother."
"It's no use calling me grandpa."
"Berry, look at what you've done. You'd better give me a reasonable explanation."
It was the first time that Qiao Tong saw Feng Ci's anger turn red, so he quickly stepped forward to inquire about the situation.
Feng Ci threw the rag in his hand on the table and laughed inexplicably in anger: "Mom, Guoguo has torn my boxers into this state, you can see for yourself."
Qiao Tong picked it up and took a look, confused. Wow, the boxer briefs had been changed into briefs, and the briefs were covered with colorful stickers.
Even if she wanted to blame it on the mice, it was difficult to explain why the mice could put stickers on every pair of pants.
“…”That’s too outrageous, kid.
Qiao Tong wanted to laugh but tried hard to hold it back. She coughed lightly and asked for confirmation: "Guoguo, did you do this?"
The struggling child suddenly calmed down, pursed his lips and mumbled something incomprehensible.
Qiao Tong put away his joking heart and his voice became slightly deeper: "Baby, no matter whether it is right or wrong, we should have the courage to admit what we have done. We are good children if we correct our mistakes."
Meiguo's eyes were too guilty to meet Qiao Tong's gaze. She stirred her clothes with her hands, "Well, it was Guoguo who did it."
Qiao Tong asked again: "Then why did you cut your brother's pants like this?"
When asked this question, Meiguo no longer felt guilty. She held her head high and chest out, looking like a little girl who wanted to leave a good name for herself:
"Brief briefs are cool, you're welcome, brother."
"…Did I say thank you?"
Berry: "You'll thank me because briefs are very cool."
After Qiao Tong came back, he taught Meiguo many things, including how to wear shorts.
Meiguo was not used to wearing the shorts. She always felt that the shorts rubbed her butt and refused to wear them. Qiao Tong tried to reason with her.
Meiguo pouted and asked unwillingly, "Are Dad and Brother wearing them too?"
"They wore them too." Qiao Tong was afraid she wouldn't believe him, so he explained, "Baby, when you were younger, you wore shorts to protect yourself."
Berry pointed at her own shorts and asked curiously, "Do they have little strawberries in their shorts too?"
"That's not the case." Qiao Tong thought of Feng Ci's childhood and said with a smile, "But your brother had Ultraman on his pants when he was a child."
Without Ultraman's pants, Feng Ci wouldn't wear them at all. This kid has loved beauty since he was young.
Now that Meiguo is used to wearing shorts, she starts to worry about the people around her. She and Qiao Tong both wear briefs, so she thinks her brother and father do the same.
It wasn't until this afternoon that she accidentally discovered that there were no briefs in her brother and father's closets, only ugly boxer briefs.
Berry was suddenly overwhelmed with sympathy.
The chubby boy secretly stole a pair of small round-headed scissors from Qiao Tong's studio and worked hard on it for the whole afternoon.
Berry, feeling sorry for her brother, donated all her favorite stickers to her brother's pants.
Feng Ci crossed his arms and showed no appreciation, as ruthless as Zhou Paopi: "The money for buying new pants will be deducted from your pocket money."
Berry: “…” The child was so angry that he waved his fists in the air.
Oh my, just let your butt get a lot of prickly heat!
The unlucky people in the family always come in pairs. Feng Chen, who was planning to take a shower after coming home from get off work and having dinner, almost vomited blood.
How come the little cotton-padded jacket even didn't let go of the old father's underpants, and was completely eaten up!
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