Chapter 76 76 Berry: “You are a Siberian wild boar!…
On days when Feng Ci was not in class, there would always be a kid following him around within ten meters.
Qiao Tong and Feng Chen were able to go out on a date on the weekends, all thanks to Feng Ci. Feng Ci was preparing for the exam while taking care of the children. Occasionally, when he could free his mind, he had the illusion that he had become a father.
Meiguo was bored and rummaged around Feng Ci's room, and found the glasses that Feng Ci used to wear for myopia.
Meiguo put her glasses on her nose, propped up her head with her chin, stared at the calendar on the table and said:
"Brother, these words make me dizzy."
"Oh, brother, my eyes are dancing."
Feng Ci reached out and took off her glasses, then tapped her head. "Are you a Christmas tree? You're wearing all sorts of stuff. Go out and do your homework."
Berry covered her head and said, "I don't want to write."
"It's up to you then." Feng Ci said with a sullen face, "I won't help you with your homework anymore anyway."
Meiguo straightened her back, shook her head seriously and said, "Mom and Dad said I shouldn't be a child who likes to compare myself with others, so I won't do my homework anymore."
Feng Ci chuckled in surprise, "You still know how to compare yourself."
Berry puffed out her round belly, her tail almost raised to the sky. "My mom taught me that. I remembered it as soon as she said it."
Feng Ci put down the paper in his hand, pulled the child closer, and pinched her elastic little face.
"Guoguo, I remember you used to speak clearly, but now you're so vague."
"For example, you mentioned this, and you mentioned sending a few." Feng Ci raised an eyebrow and asked, "Why do you seem to be going back the more you talk about it?"
“Because that’s what the kids all say.”
It’s like a child who doesn’t stutter originally, but becomes a stutterer after learning to speak like a stutterer.
Meiguo had not learned pronunciation systematically before going to school, and Feng Ci had not paid attention to this aspect before. Over time, Meiguo followed the children around her and learned the wrong pronunciation.
Feng Ci: "Then don't speak like that anymore. Speak more clearly."
"Also, don't use quantifiers indiscriminately. Not everything can be described with the same word."
"For example, a pen, a pig, a bird, and a book."
Meiguo covered her head and ran to the door: "Brother, I'd better not bother you here anymore, bye."
"It's here, not Jieli."
Bang.
The door closed mercilessly.
...This unfortunate child doesn't like studying even more than when he was a child.
The next evening, the brother and sister went downstairs for a stroll, and Feng Ci knew that he had misunderstood Meiguo.
It’s not that Berry doesn’t like to learn, it’s just that he learns in unexpected ways. Once he learns something, he puts it into practice, especially at certain critical moments.
“I want to go there and play!”
"where?"
Meiguo opened her mouth halfway when she suddenly remembered Feng Ci's instructions not to use just one. So she pointed at the stall where the small fish were being caught and said loudly:
"That's where there are lots of kids!"
The passers-by around paused, and the sound of rustling laughter came into their ears from all directions.
Feng Ci wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into.
It’s none of his business, it’s not what he taught me, he didn’t teach me that way!
Meiguo caught a bag of fake small fish and shrimps and released them back into the water, repeating the same game over and over again. Although Feng Ci didn't understand what was so fun about it, he still waited patiently by the side and became a blood-sucking bag for the mosquitoes.
By the time Berry had enough fun, it was already completely dark.
"Brother, I'm hungry. Please treat me to a sausage."
Feng Ci pinched the soft flesh on her belly and said, "Can you give your belly a break? It's not easy for it to follow you."
Berry slapped his hand away, grabbed the clothes on her belly, and nodded seriously: "Okay, I'll give it three minutes off."
Feng Ci's mouth twitched. If this happened in the workplace, the fat boy would definitely be put in a sack by the employees and beaten until the company went bankrupt.
[Woo, I'm so hungry and my paws hurt.]
【Mom, I miss you so much. 】
Feng Ci looked around and after several turns he finally found the source of the sound.
Across the street, huddled in the shade of a tree, was a small creature, almost blending into the darkness.
[It hurts so much, Mom.]
Even across the street, Feng Ci could roughly see that it was a curly-haired puppy with dirty fur. There seemed to be something wrong with its front paws, and it walked with a limp.
City A is a civilized city. In the past two years, it has been working hard to implement the Animal Protection Law, and stray cats and dogs in the city can basically be properly placed.
"Brother, I think..."
Feng Ci walked to the sausage stall and said, "Boss, I want two non-spicy sausages."
Berry surprise: OVO
"Brother, you must be the bug in my stomach. You know everything I'm thinking."
"Don't flatter me." Feng Ci crossed the street, holding a sausage in one hand and holding Meiguo in the other, "Follow me closely."
Berry Chick nodded and ate the sausage in small bites, staring at the other sausage in Feng Ci's hand with his big eyes.
Feng Ci walked to the tree where the puppy was hiding. Sensing someone approaching, the puppy stood up in fear and jumped away in a hurry, enduring the severe pain of its broken leg.
Meiguo swallowed the sausage in her mouth and pointed with her little hand in panic: "Brother, the puppy is injured."
"Yeah, a bad guy broke my leg." Feng Ci squatted down and took out a hot sausage. "Do you want to eat it?"
"Oh, the puppy is injured, and you still have the mood to feed me sausage."
"...I'm not asking you." Feng Ci turned his head helplessly and glanced at the chubby boy, "I'm asking the puppy, it's hungry."
Berry slapped his forehead awkwardly, "Oh, hey."
The puppy became even more frightened when he saw this familiar routine. The last human had lured him with delicious food and then broke his legs. If he hadn't struggled hard to escape from the clutches of the devil, he would have been dead by now.
Feng Ci: "I'm not a bad person. I can help you find your mother."
The puppy, who had jumped some distance away, stopped abruptly upon hearing this, his dark eyes filled with disbelief.
This human can speak dog language!
Feng Ci took out the sausage skewer, placed the sausage on a plastic bag, and waved to the shocked puppy: "Now, eat something to replenish your energy."
The puppy's guard relaxed instantly. He woofed, wagged his tail, ran to the grilled sausage, and gobbled it up.
Feng Ci communicated with the puppy without any obstacles. After the puppy had filled its stomach, it let Feng Ci carry it to the pet hospital.
The whole way, the little guy curled up in Feng Ci's arms and cried, telling him how much his mother loved him. However, he was naughty and ran away while his mother was throwing out the garbage. Then he got lost and was caught by a bad guy. After escaping death with great difficulty, he met another bad guy who was even worse.
There were traces of a collar on the puppy's neck. The original collar had been taken off. Fortunately, the little guy still remembered his name, which saved some trouble in finding his owner.
As soon as the brother and sister entered the pet hospital, the injured puppy was examined in the clinic.
The puppy was very uneasy after leaving Feng Ci's arms. Feng Ci spoke in dog language under the doctor's surprised gaze and calmed the struggling puppy.
The doctor smiled and jokingly said, "You young people still have so many methods."
Feng Ci's ears turned red with embarrassment.
"Brother, you are so cool."
"You are this one!" Berry raised two thumbs up with admiration on his face.
Feng Ci breathed a sigh of relief, curled his lips, and said lightly: "Because my brother studied veterinary medicine."
Knowing what Berry was going to ask next, he continued, "A veterinarian is a doctor who specializes in treating animals, so when you see sick animals, you should try your best to help them."
Berry:!
"Ah, so brother, when you fed the cockroaches with cockroach medicine last time, you were treating the cockroaches, right?"
“… Well, you could say that.”
Meiguo threw herself into Feng Ci's arms and looked at him with her starry eyes:
"Brother, you are so amazing! No wonder the cockroaches didn't appear. It turns out they recovered and moved away."
The doctors and nurses in the clinic burst into laughter, but Feng Ci pretended not to hear.
At this time, a tall and thin boy walked in from the door and put his arm around Feng Ci's shoulder.
"Feng Ci, the voice I heard outside sounded like you, but I didn't expect it to be you."
"It's not enough that you're memorizing words while sleeping, you even don't let us communicate with your pets. You're really going to drive us crazy."
I didn’t expect it to be such a coincidence that this pet hospital was actually run by roommate No. 1’s family.
Hiss, what's the difference between being caught speaking dog language by an acquaintance and being caught farting on the subway...
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"Feifei Jiajia, I want to tell you a big secret."
"My brother is a doctor. He can treat small animals."
"What kind of small animals has he treated?"
"He's treated elephants, lions, and hippos," Berry recounted without blushing or beating her heart. "Oh, and he fed cockroaches cockroach medicine, and they never got sick again."
The next day in kindergarten, Meiguo, like a little loudspeaker, spread the news that Feng Ci was a veterinarian to everyone, and even exaggerated it to make all the little kids wow.
Meiguo was immersed in the praise and envy of the children the whole morning. She was so happy that she had a great appetite and added three extra meals at noon.
Teacher Xiaowen couldn't help but worry that she might have indigestion, so she didn't let her have it for the fourth time.
Happy times are always short, especially in kindergartens where there are children everywhere, and all kinds of situations can easily arise among the children.
In the last free activity class——
Berry: "You're a giant Siberian boar!"
The other kid's face flushed with anger: "I'm not, believe it or not, I'll call the police to arrest you!"
In the afternoon, Qiao Tong and Feng Ci received calls from the kindergarten at the same time. Teacher Xiaowen did not explain the specific situation on the phone, but urged them to come to school as soon as possible in a somewhat strange tone.
When Qiao Tong and Feng Chen arrived, there was a police car parked in front of the kindergarten. Qiao Tong and Feng Chen looked at each other and nervously quickened their pace.
Even the police have come, maybe something big has happened.
When the couple entered the Little Cherry class, they saw their daughter, who was clenching her fists and looking angry, among the many little kids.
The good-tempered little witch had a heated argument with another child in front of the policeman.
Qiao Tong rarely saw Meiguo lose her temper with any other kid.
She asked worriedly what happened while carefully examining her daughter's body.
Meiguo's cheeks were as red as pufferfish: "Li Ziming has no regard for hygiene!"
Li Ziming fell during the break and had difficulty moving his legs. After class, Meiguo and Feifei went to take out the trash together. Li Ziming wanted to go too, so Feifei enthusiastically volunteered:
"Don't move, I'll help you throw it."
Then Li Ziming put a piece of booger on Feifei's hand, which made Feifei feel disgusted and cry.
Li Ziming felt no guilt at all. "She wanted to help me take out the trash, I didn't ask her to do it."
When Berry heard this, the firecracker personality in her body was immediately ignited.
Meiguo started arguing with Li Ziming in the softest voice, calling him a Siberian wild boar. Li Ziming, who was already a bit strong, couldn't stand the insult and angrily called 110 with his phone watch.
Feifei's mother also came, and the parents of three groups gathered together.
Li Ziming's mother was very embarrassed. She grabbed her son's ear and scolded him outside the corridor: "How many times have I told you not to eat boogers in class? This is a very bad habit. Can you please be a more hygienic child?"
Li Ziming said aggrievedly: "Mom, I resisted eating it. I wanted to throw it away."
Li Ziming's mother: "You are wrong in this matter. Go and apologize."
The three parents are all people who can distinguish right from wrong. After handling the matter in the principal's office, they added each other on WeChat and made an appointment to have beauty treatments together on the weekend.
Feng Chen was speechless the whole time. On the way back, Feng Chen asked her jokingly:
"Guoguo, if you were the kid whose hand was touched by something dirty today, would you be even angrier and give Li Ziming a good beating?"
"No," the child said, his face showing no sign of anger. "Dad, I know how to wash my hands. The teacher taught us the hand-washing song, and I know it all."
Meiguo looked at Feng Chen with anticipation in her watery eyes.
However, Feng Chen didn't get it at all.
"Then why are you so angry when Feifei put something dirty on her hands?"
Berry: "Because Feifei is my good friend, the great little witch must protect her good friends~"
When the child's answer came out, Qiao Tong and Feng Chen were both stunned. They were proud of the child's frankness and kindness, but also worried about her.
The couple decided to have a good talk with Berry in the evening.
When they came across a fried skewers stall on the roadside, Berry's stomach became restless and she called them "Dad" and "Mom" sweetly, but the couple remained unmoved.
It’s okay to eat fried skewers occasionally, but not every other day.
Seeing that calling mom and dad didn't work, Meiguo suddenly had an idea and hugged Qiao Tong's neck and said coquettishly:
"Honey, please buy me a skewer, please."
Qiao Tong: “…”
Maybe it was because whenever Feng Chen asked Qiao Tong for something, he would call her his wife in a sweet and loving way, and Qiao Tong would soften her heart.
Unexpectedly, Meiguo saw all the little romantic activities between the couple and learned them openly.
Feng Chen's old face turned red and he fell silent.
Qiao Tong glanced at Feng Chen's embarrassed look and found it very funny. She pinched Meiguo's little nose, her tone full of helplessness and pampering.
"It seems like you, a greedy little cat, must eat it."
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