Chapter 62 "I'm going to punish you by making you drink scalding water."
Meiguo's foreign teacher was a black man. When she first met him, she looked at Feifei in surprise:
"Feifei, your father is here."
Feifei leaned back: "My dad doesn't look like this."
Feifei pointed to the top of her head and said loudly, "My dad doesn't have that much hair. He's a bald man."
Later one day after school, Feifei's father came to pick her up. Meiguo stared at the big black egg that looked polished for a long time and couldn't come out of her mind.
On the way back, Meiguo was still frightened. She leaned on Qiao Tong's shoulder and whispered, "Mom, you must not ask Da Heidan to be your boyfriend."
Qiao Tong knew what she was talking about and smiled, "What's wrong, baby?"
Berry couldn't explain it: "Well, the big black egg looks burnt, and it becomes invisible at night."
The mother and daughter returned home, and Feng Chen also came back from get off work. After dinner in the evening, Qiao Tong had to go to the studio to finish some work, and the task of looking after the child fell on Feng Chen.
Feng Chen was sitting in the study room holding a voice conference, while Meiguo squatted beside him and rummaged through her schoolbag. There was some plasticine in it, so she took it out and played with it.
Feng Chen reminded her that she should not put the plasticine into her mouth. Meiguo nodded seriously, and he continued the meeting with peace of mind.
Dad and Mom were busy, but Meiguo didn't make any noise. She reached into her schoolbag and took out a sticker as long as her arm.
That was the sticker Feifei brought from home specifically for Meiguo. Meiguo admired it for a while, then stood up and walked towards Feng Chen happily.
"Dad, I'll put it on for you."
Feng Chen didn't see the front of the stickers. He was used to his daughter playing with them. "You put them on. Daddy's in a meeting and can't help you."
"Leave it to me, I'll send it."
Feng Chen turned around and continued talking, not paying attention to the cold feeling on his hand. After the meeting, he looked down and the corners of his mouth twitched.
With Azure Dragon on the left and White Tiger on the right, the cold and noble Mr. Feng has transformed into an old social man.
Feng Chen got up and went to the living room, sitting next to Meiguo. "Baby, where did you get the tattoo stickers?"
"The little girl gave it to me."
Berry, having succeeded in her prank, held her little face in her hands, stared at the dark tattoos on both sides of Feng Chen's arms with her big eyes, and giggled:
"Dad, I'll help you get rid of the poison."
Feng Chen pinched Xiao Mian'ao's cheek, completely helpless: "Then Daddy must thank you very much."
When Qiao Tong finished his work in the studio, Feng Chen was still in the bathroom, busy washing off his tattoo. The stickiness of this thing was unexpectedly good, and he only removed half of it after rubbing it for half an hour.
Fortunately, he wears long-sleeved shirts all year round, so his image will not be affected when he goes to work tomorrow.
Meiguo is in the kindergarten's small class and has two arithmetic classes a week. Meiguo had learned a little bit at home before, and she has a good grasp of addition and subtraction within ten.
The youngest one, Jia Jia, is not so good. He can do arithmetic with his eyes but not with his brain.
Meiguo taught him, imitating Qiao Tong's way of guiding Jiajia to think. She held two small balls used by teachers in her hands and said:
"Jia Jia, look, one ball plus one ball equals how many balls."
"two."
"So, one plus one equals what?"
"ball!"
Berry: “…”
Meiguo patted Jiajia's head and said, "I still have walnut milk at home. I'll secretly bring you a bottle tomorrow."
During the afternoon free time class, Meiguo did not play with Feifei. Instead, she squatted beside the flower bed and plucked a bunch of leaves. When the teacher wasn't paying attention, she grabbed a handful of sand and hid it in her pocket.
The chubby little girl thought she was doing everything perfectly, but she ignored the eyes of the children around her. One child had been watching her for a long time, and when he saw her stealing sand stealing in a sneaky way, he pointed his little hand at her and shouted, "Let her be executed on the spot."
Teacher Xiaowen squatted down and asked, "Guoguo, can you tell me why you picked leaves to hide sand?"
There was a naughty kid in kindergarten who liked to hide pebbles in his pocket. Whenever he was unhappy with someone, he would throw the pebbles at them and almost caused an accident.
Therefore, Teacher Xiaowen was very concerned about Meiguo's behavior of hiding sand, worried that she would splash sand into people's eyes.
Berry scratched his face: "I want to make a magic potion."
Teacher Xiaowen has received professional training and is not surprised by children's wild ideas. She smiled and asked calmly:
"Why do you suddenly want to brew magic potions? Do you want to be a little witch when you grow up?"
"I have always been a little witch." Berry held her head high, her eyes shining slightly, "Teacher, I am a very powerful little witch."
"You can't pick leaves and hide sand. Protecting green plants is everyone's responsibility." Teacher Xiaowen gently criticized, "I will tell your parents about this today. Don't do it again in the future."
Meiguo was anxious: "Teacher, I have a lot of money. I'll give you some. Please don't tell Mom and Dad, okay?"
Good heavens, bribery, a more serious crime.
After school in the afternoon, Qiao Tong came to pick up Meiguo. After listening to the teacher talk about Meiguo's performance in kindergarten today, he learned that the little witch was collecting materials for magic potions in kindergarten, and criticized her on the way home.
Meiguo timidly hugged Qiao Tong's neck and admitted her mistake with a serious attitude.
Meiguo is not a stubborn child. As long as Qiao Tong talks to her properly, she will correct her mistakes.
After criticizing the child, Qiao Tong gently asked, "Guoguo, what kind of magic potion do you want to make today? Why do you need sand?"
Meiguo, who always told her mother everything, giggled and whispered mysteriously, "It's a secret. I can't tell you now."
*
Ever since Berry started kindergarten, the whole family has witnessed how powerful children are at making up nonsense.
Sometimes they said the teacher threw the disobedient children into the frying pan, fried them until they were golden and crispy, and gave them to the obedient children to eat. Sometimes they said the teacher would use a shovel to knock the children unconscious at noon and then put them in their cribs.
Sometimes when I urged her to go back to her room to sleep at night, she would say seriously that the teacher told her to watch TV until 12 o'clock before going to bed, not even a second less.
Feng Ci felt that no matter how outrageous the teacher was, he would never make such a request.
So, Feng Ci, who was really angry, called Teacher Xiaowen on the spot and reported Meiguo.
The chubby boy who was so confident the previous second, became silent and shrank like a quail the next second.
From then on, the number of times Berry made up stories with her eyes closed decreased sharply, especially when it came to topics related to kindergarten, she basically told the truth.
Feng Ci was feeling proud that his thundering tactics had worked, but that night his joy turned into tragedy.
The elf came back from studying and appeared in his dream again. This time it was not a simple recitation of words and formulas, but a real high-level mathematics simulation test.
Time seemed to have stopped in the dream. After Feng Ci finished the test paper, the elf corrected and graded it on the spot, and talked in detail about the wrong questions Feng Ci had.
Feng Ci looked at the large patch of glaring red on the paper and felt a sense of despair that he would never wake up from it in his lifetime.
When I opened my eyes the next morning, my roommates' heads were neatly hanging above me.
"Did you have a nightmare last night?"
"You've been studying advanced math problems all night, you know that?"
"We couldn't even wake you up by pushing you. We listened to you talking in your sleep all night long."
Feng Ci had a blank expression on his face, looking at someone who had been walking for quite some time. "...Do you know which Taoist temple or Buddhist temple in China is the most effective?"
He gritted his teeth and said, "I want to drive out the evil."
Roommates: ? ? Huh?
Feng Ci received answers from all over the world. After thinking about it, he decided to choose the one closest to him.
During the weekend, he went to a temple near his home and spent 888 to buy a peace amulet, and spent another 18,888 to buy a pendant blessed by a monk.
That night, he placed the amulet under his pillow with great anticipation. Before going to bed, he repeatedly checked whether the pendant was properly worn. He placed his hands on his chest and fell asleep touching the pendant.
Good news, the money was well spent.
Bad news, there will be no advanced mathematics mock exam, and it will be replaced by the CET-4 mock exam.
The little elf spoke in the listening accent that Fengci had heard since he was a child, and did the listening test questions all night with a dead heart.
The metaphysical method failed, and the elf became interested in oriental magic. Feng Ci simply took it to the largest library in City A and put all the thickest books in its pocket, hoping that it would be too busy to bother him anymore.
Little do people know that the elf's learning ability has evolved. It can learn independently while urging humans to learn.
When Feng Ci saw the elf perform the clone technique with his own eyes, and one big nose turned into two small ones, he was numb.
Feng Ci accepted his fate, finished his classes during the day, and continued studying at night. Gradually, Feng Ci's grades improved by leaps and bounds.
It was as if his Ren and Du meridians were opened up. The knowledge in the textbooks became easy to understand for him and he understood it after just a few glances.
The more knowledge the elf acquires, the stronger its ability becomes. Later on, it can even build a laboratory in its dreams, and all standards are comparable to the most advanced scientific research laboratories in reality.
In reality, such a laboratory would cost hundreds of millions to build. Feng Ci rounded it off and it meant that he had earned 100 million.
Feng Ci became arrogant and no longer resisted learning.
It is very scary once a person's thoughts change. Feng Ci now thinks that the elf is a learning tool for cheating. Based on the principle of sharing happiness and sharing difficulties, he asks the elf to benefit the whole family.
After that day, Feng Chen worked during the day, looked at projects and stocks at night, and traveled to various parts of the country for inspections and meetings.
Qiao Tong worked on the sewing machine during the day and watched various top-notch fashion shows and visited top clothing factories at night. The evolution history and development process of all clothing from ancient times to the present, both at home and abroad, entered her mind. The most magical day was when she dreamed of a vast ocean. The mermaid queen and the mermaid princess taught her how to weave silk with water, and they were very friendly and shed tears that turned into pearls and gave her a box of pearls.
The dream was so real that Qiao Tong couldn't stop thinking about it. After waking up, he searched for a long time beside the bed, but unfortunately he couldn't find the box full of pearls.
What a beautiful and novel dream.
Berry was the same as before, attending classes during the day and studying magic hard at night.
The elves spared no one, and the four members of the family each went their own way in their respective areas.
The next day after falling asleep, Feng Chen and Qiao Tong also saw the elf. From then on, the existence of the elf became an open secret in the family.
Feng Chen is a workaholic, and working for twenty hours non-stop suits him just fine. Qiao Tong is also one step closer to his dream of becoming a top designer. The couple are eager to put this little gadget on display.
Only Meiguo was angry that Feng Ci had no moral integrity and dragged her, a poor kindergarten kid, into the water.
People cannot share the same joys and sorrows. After hearing Meiguo's resounding condemnation, Feng Ci finally felt a little sorry for her.
"Then punish me." Feng Ci said generously, "I'll give you a chance to punish me."
Meiguo frowned, put her hands on her hips, and glared at him fiercely: "I'm going to punish you by making you drink scalding water. Go drink it quickly, and take a big sip!"
“…”
Feng Ci smiled.
"How about a different one?" He looked at her with a raised eyebrow, "like singing for Zui Zui Guo?"
Meiguo was delighted and immediately agreed to the punishment: "Okay, then you go sing for Zuizuiguo."
This time Feng Ci was fully prepared. The Zui Zui Fruit matured and grew little by little in his beautiful singing, and finally fell to the ground with a click.
Meiguo was happily picking fruits, and Feng Ci only then remembered to ask what the Zuizui Fruit was used for.
Berry said without even looking up: "I want it to make magic wine~"
"Brother, do you want to hear what the little animals are saying?"
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