Chapter 64: So Unreliable
I'm really crying, help, there's saliva!
"Wow, wow, my hand was eaten, big brother, help me!"
Reverend Yu Yi threw out her little fist and laughed.
Jiang Wan quickly used the water ball technique to wash her hands. Her master was simply a naughty old man.
"Master, you are not allowed to eat children anymore. Children are not tasty. Eat geese instead. Geese are tasty."
Venerable Yu Yi laughed happily, then stopped smiling and said:
"It's just eating a goose, come and serve as a teacher!"
As he spoke, he shot out a red lotus fire. As soon as the fire appeared, it was like a red lotus, floating in front of the goose and wrapping it up.
After forming a fireball, open it and the goose becomes a roast goose.
Jiang Wan and Nangong Wanyu both widened their eyes in surprise and stared at the roasted goose on the table with their mouths open.
"Eat it. The Master has already roasted the goose. I guarantee it will be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside."
Looking at the roasted goose in front of her, Jiang Wan could only pray that the goose legs would not smell like offal.
And there was no salt, luckily she was delicate enough to take out some salt and sprinkle it with a layer.
"Master, you have to remember to add salt next time you grill something!"
Venerable Yu Yi smiled and tore off a goose leg for her.
He pulled out another one and gave it to Nangong Wanyu.
“Come on, you two, eat the goose legs, little girl, how could the master forget to add salt? It’s all in the fire!
Children can’t eat too much salty food, otherwise they won’t grow taller.”
Jiang Wan licked the goose leg carefully... If it weren't for the salt she sprinkled, the goose leg would have no taste at all. She looked at her master speechlessly and almost believed his lies.
The two little girls took the goose legs and squatted under the wall to eat.
Nangong Wanyu: "The goose legs are delicious, Wanwan, let's go catch them after we finish eating!"
Jiang Wan's mouth was full of oil, especially the salt she sprinkled on it, which was simply the finishing touch.
"Then let's see if Nangong Shuyin will make a contract with the goose again. If she does, we can catch it and eat it."
At this time, someone came from outside.
"Master Yu Yi, I heard that you killed Shu Yin's spirit beast. I wonder if Master Yu Yi should give us an explanation?"
Looking at the Venerable Lou Kun who brought Nangong Shuyin here, Nangong Wanyu stood up and stared at Elder Lou Kun with her eyes.
Jiang Wan ran over, plucked the small flower from her head and handed it to Master Yu Yi.
"Master, use the magic mirror to check on them. My magic mirror has recorded everything. She is bad. She is a bad woman. There is also another bad woman who won't let us enter the yard!"
Venerable Yu Yi looked at Elder Lou Kun with a sneer, picked up the small flower and injected spiritual energy into it. The small flower grew bigger, and the image inside was exactly what had happened before.
Venerable Lou Kun had nothing to say, as it was his granddaughter who was the first to provoke the other person's child.
But he looked at the child in front of him. It was strange that she was fast, but she could actually hurt a foundation-building cultivator. She was obviously only at the third level of Qi training!
Venerable Yu Yi took back the precious mirror and transformed it into a small flower to put on his little disciple's head.
He rolled up his sleeves and looked at Venerable Lou Kun with sarcasm on his lazy face.
"Venerable Lou Kun, do you have anything else to say?"
Jiang Wan looked at Nangong Shuyin, her eyes with dark pupils staring at her without blinking.
"You and Ye Mufeng are really like-minded, you bitch!"
After she finished speaking, a hint of stinky tofu wafted through everyone's noses, and everyone looked at Nangong Shuyin.
"Stinky women are really stinky, lelelele——."
Nangong Shuyin smelled the smell on her body and was so angry that her lungs almost exploded.
"Damn girl, it's you,"
Elder Lou Kun on the side looked at Jiang Wan in shock, "Spiritual Words?!"
Jiang Wan thought to herself, if the system didn't give her the title of Wendan, why is it called the Art of Words? Never mind, they are almost the same anyway.
Nangong Shuyin stomped her feet.
"Grandfather, look at this damn girl. She made me stink so bad. How can I face people now?"
Venerable Yu Yi snorted.
"Lou Kun, your granddaughter is still breastfeeding, and she is actually picking on my three-year-old apprentice.
She is only at the third level of Qi training. Even if I teach her the art of speaking spirits, how long can a little kid like her maintain what she says?
Besides, you are wrong in this matter. The Nangong family has climbed up to the Huangji Sect, so how can you treat our Wanzong like this?"
This left Elder Lou Kun on the opposite side speechless. Their Nangong family could not afford to make enemies with a big sect like the Da Wan Sect.
"Forget it. Venerable Yu Yi is right. Your little disciple is still just a child. Even if he can speak spiritual words, it won't be for long. You ate the goose this time, so we are even. Please forgive me for the poor hospitality!"
Venerable Yu Yi let out a faint "hmm" sound through his nose.
[Hmm? The younger generation of the Nangong family offended you, but you let them go so easily.
I don't understand (Fenghua accent), how can you be so easy to talk to? 】
Jiang Wan: “……?”
"Brother Tong, have you forgotten the whitewashing mission you issued? Don't kill people?"
[Congratulations to the host for answering correctly and completing the mission.]
Mission reward upgrade: Dust-avoiding beads + Gold-attracting beads. 】
Dust-proof beads: can keep the host clean and dust-free at all times.
Gold-absorbing beads: sensitive to ores, such as Gengjin ore, Lingshi ore, etc., and can sense them as long as the distance is not far.
Jiang Wan counted the beads in her backpack: 1. Wind-calming bead, 2. Poison-avoiding bead, 3. Fire-repelling bead, 4. Water-avoiding bead, 5. Dust-avoiding bead, 6. Gold-attracting bead.
Okay, just one more to complete the seven.
"Little girl, you can actually use the art of speaking spirits, when did you become a literary talent?
You are not the reincarnation of some great being, this is simply too amazing, hurry up and breathe in some European energy."
Jiang Wan saw him burying his head in her stomach and taking a breath, and she used her hands and feet to resist, refusing to have her European energy sucked away.
"Master, please save Wanwan,"
"Brother, help me!"
"Hahaha, it's so lively here."
Another person came to the door. It was Venerable Luo Chen, and there was a young man beside him.
Jiang Wan immediately thought of the jade pendant that Venerable Luo Chen had given to her mistress. She was only three years old at that time, so she decided to back off.
After being put to the ground by her second brother, she ran away without a trace. Before leaving, she did not forget to pull Nangong Wanyu, who was squatting against the wall eating roasted goose legs. The two little figures ran back into the house and hid together.
Xu Hengliang, who came out, was curious about the sneaky look of her dog.
"Who's here? Why are you acting like a thief?"
Jiang Wan stretched out her short hand and placed it to her lips and hushed.
"Don't say anything, it's Venerable Luo Chen."
Xu Hengliang and Nangong Wanyu looked at her in confusion.
"What is there to be afraid of, Venerable Luo Chen?"
Jiang Wan looked outside secretly.
"He wants to marry his grandson to me, but I don't want it!"
Xu Hengliang: "...I forgot that you were only three years old, so I shouldn't have asked you."
"Ahem,"
Outside the yard, the handsome young man who came in with Venerable Luo Chen almost choked on his own saliva.
How could my own grandfather be so unreliable?
(End of this chapter)
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