Chapter 02
What the hell?
For a moment, Xiao Huan thought he had seen it wrong.
Three sentences made him infatuated? Did he think he was an elixir of immortality?
ridiculous!
But where does this light curtain come from?
Xiao Huan looked at the person kneeling on the ground expressionlessly, only to find that the other person still had his mouth grinning from ear to ear, as if he didn't notice anything unusual about him.
The eunuchs in the hall held their breath and concentrated. The moment the golden words appeared above the head of the person in front of them, their breathing rate did not change.
Unsure if he was the only one who could see it, Xiao Huan calmly raised his eyes and ordered Wang Bao beside him: "Tie him up."
Wang Bao didn't understand what was going on, but he still stood up carefully and walked towards the "beauty" kneeling on the ground.
Xiao Huan was observing with his peripheral vision.
The eunuchs didn't notice anything wrong, they just thought that this crazy man who didn't care about his life had made His Majesty angry. The emperor's majesty could not be violated, and the heavy pressure in the palace made everyone hold their breath and dare not speak. Until Wang Bao tied the man up, the eunuchs who followed him in the palace didn't show anything wrong.
None of them noticed the golden light above the man's head.
Xiao Huan closed his eyes slightly, wondering if he was too tired from government affairs and had hallucinations, which led to his imagining of such ridiculous words. He was just about to drag this lunatic who had lost his manners in front of the emperor down for execution, but now he had to slow down a little, at least until he found out what the golden words were.
The emperor had a blank expression on his face, which made Xie Ling sigh that he was worthy of being Emperor Gan Wu, as he killed people without blinking an eye.
The guillotine on the head did not fall for a long time. Just when Xie Ling was feeling the pain on his face from the concave posture, he heard Xiao Huan's calm voice.
"Don't go to jail yet."
"Pull it away..." He originally wanted to say pull this uncontrollable factor related to himself into the main hall. But then he saw the wet clothes on the other person, and his cleanliness made Xiao Huan's original words difficult to say. He could only frown and change his words: "Pull it away and wash it first and change it into clean clothes."
ah?
There was silence in the hall. The imperial guards who had stepped forward were stunned. They did not expect that His Majesty wanted someone to purge this man.
Wasn’t he just tied up and executed?
Wang Bao was also a little surprised, but he did not slow down at all. After His Majesty spoke, he quickly signaled the eunuch behind him to help the man up.
When Xie Ling was dragged up in a daze, he didn't understand how things turned out like this.
Aren't you going to chop off my head? Why did you suddenly go to take a bath?
The "Three Sentences" in his mind was still on the first page. Xiao Huan watched the golden man being dragged away with stinging eyes. At this time, he took a deep breath:
"Go and find out who this person Zhao Yongnian hid in the bathtub is?"
As soon as the words fell, the Eagle Guard in the dark disappeared silently.
If His Majesty wants to investigate, then it is not a simple investigation, but a thorough investigation of all the information of the ancestors. Although the Eagle Guards do not know why His Majesty suddenly pays so much attention to this young man who was presented to them, since it is His Majesty's order, the Eagle Guards will naturally get the job done.
Not long after Xie Ling was taken away, Xiao Huan finally got all the information about this person.
Xie Ling, the third son of the Dingyi Marquis family, has two elder brothers. He has no great reputation in the capital. The only thing that is known about him is that he plays with cats and dogs and hangs out with a bunch of bad friends. A month ago, the Dingyi Marquis family invited the legitimate son to inherit the title. After drinking, Xie Ling was instigated to get in touch with Zhao Yongnian, hoping to make a career by relying on his face.
That's all, there doesn't seem to be any other suspicious points. But what's the matter with the thing I saw on Xie Ling's head today?
As soon as he closed his eyes, the dazzling golden light seemed to still be in front of him. Xiao Huan knocked on the table, looked up, and had to ask someone to call the imperial physician.
When they heard His Majesty summoning the imperial physician, everyone in Yuanji Hall was shocked. Such a series of events that happened today made everyone a little confused and they didn't know what was going on.
The eunuch who was accompanying him raised his head quietly, but could not figure out what His Majesty was thinking.
Your Majesty has always been in good health. He has practiced martial arts for many years and has hardly ever been sick. This is the first time in recent years that such a big commotion has occurred.
Xiao Huan: "Come and see if there is anything wrong with my body."
Xia Changli, the head of the Imperial Medical Service, was terrified when he heard the summons.
He thought the same thing as the eunuchs: What's wrong with His Majesty?
His heart skipped a beat and he had a bad guess. He carefully reached out his hand and used all his life's skills to diagnose and treat the patient. After a while, he looked at His Majesty's face with a strange expression and spoke hesitantly:
"Your Majesty is in good health. I am sorry that I am not very knowledgeable and did not notice anything wrong."
"Does your majesty have any symptoms?"
Don't you see anything wrong?
He knew Xia Changli's medical skills. He had worked diligently in the Imperial Hospital for so many years and would never do it without a purpose. He said he didn't see it, maybe there was nothing wrong with his body. Xiao Huan didn't feel any discomfort except for the "hallucination".
After several attempts, Xiao Huan was sure that he had encountered something "incredible". Although he was superstitious about alchemists and pursued immortality, as an emperor, when something unexpected suddenly appeared before his eyes, his first reaction was to question.
What's more, the title is so horrifying.
Forget it, Xiao Huan narrowed his eyes and decided to wait and see tomorrow.
…
On the other hand, Xie Ling had no idea how much shock he had brought to Emperor Wu.
He had just fully experienced the service of palace servants in ancient times for the first time. After being invited into the water, he was full of questions and could only pretend to be calm as these eunuchs not only scrubbed him clean, but also checked his entire body, even leaving out a single hair, as if they were afraid that he had hidden a hidden weapon.
Help, family members, there is no need, there is really no need. If he could hide a hidden weapon, why would he still be here?
Can someone tie you up like a dumpling again after giving you a bath?
You have simply overestimated his fighting ability. Not to mention that his original body was a dandy boy, even in modern times, he can't even kill a chicken. A eunuch who does rough work can beat three of him.
Xie Ling: …
"Do you think they misunderstood something?"
As soon as he finished complaining, he heard the mechanical and ruthless voice of the system.
"Ding, it is detected that the host has not completed the update today. Please update and check in as soon as possible to avoid affecting the readers' reading experience."
"Delayed revocation of pain shield penalty."
Xie Ling: Don’t!
"Tongzi, please don't retreat. Wait for me." The handsome young man immediately looked up, sat upright and turned the page back in his mind. A series of operations were completed in a lightning speed.
Are you kidding? Pain shielding is simply his amulet, how can it be revoked at this time!
But it was terrible. He was updating just now when he was suddenly dragged into a shower. His original train of thought was completely disrupted, and now he had to get back into the state.
The handsome young man's expression kept changing, sometimes painful and sometimes happy. He looked at the remaining 500 words he had written and racked his brains to think about it.
Three sentences, how to make a transition... Although he was inspired by Emperor Qianwu, it was completely a rash move.
Now that I’ve calmed down, I realize: Damn, how am I going to round off the back?
But wait, he remembered that Xiao Huan had already started taking the pills at this time, right?
Yes, you can write it like this!
Xie Ling opened his eyes wide as if thinking about something, and immediately continued.
The Eagle Guard who was watching Xie Ling in secret was startled by this change for a moment, and after hesitating for a moment, he made a note in Xie Ling's observation book.
"I cried and laughed at the same time in the middle of the night, and it lasted for two hours."
It was the first time for the Eagle Guards to see such a strange person. He seemed to be not afraid at all even when tied to a chair. He seemed to be performing a face trick the whole night. Moreover... the Eagle Guard leader looked at the time. This guy actually... stayed there until the rooster crowed?
When a rooster's crowing resounded through the sky, the man finally stopped struggling. His eyes relaxed as if he had breathed a sigh of relief and he suddenly slumped down in his chair.
Xie Ling worked hard all night and finally finished writing a 3,000-word chapter, successfully extending the pain shielding technique until tomorrow night.
Very good, not bad, it was worth his staying up all night. Modern people who often work day and night reversed nodded with satisfaction, and after submitting it, they finally felt a sense of security that they hadn't felt for a long time.
Xie Ling turned around and looked at his side and then at the gauze curtain in the distance. Never mind, sleeping on the bed is impossible, at least it's still a chair, so he'll just have to make do with it.
So the Eagle Guard Commander who was watching in the dark saw that after Mr. Xie closed his eyes, his head slowly began to stiffen on the chair.
Just when he felt a little more relaxed after being tormented all night, the other person's head suddenly fell off the chair with a "bang", and his forehead hit the back of the pear wood chair hard.
There was a loud bang, but the man with his eyes closed didn't move at all. The Eagle Guard almost thought he was dead. How could a normal person be so careless after getting such a big bump on his head?
Liang Chun's hand holding the record book trembled and he quickly jumped down from the beam. He took a deep breath and stretched his hand towards the nose of Mr. Xie.
It is no exaggeration to say that the moment he jumped down, he had already thought about how to go to the court to plead guilty, and the last words went through his mind. After he sensed the familiar breathing sound, Liang Chun reacted and froze in place.
He suspected that this person was playing a trick on him.
Could it be that the other party was aware of his presence?
But although his martial arts skills are not the best in the palace, his breath-holding skills have already reached perfection. Even if someone is standing opposite him in the dark, he may not be able to detect it. How did this seemingly weak nobleman detect it?
Feeling doubtful and uncertain, Liang Chun stared at the seemingly sleeping young man for a long time, recalling the order from His Majesty to keep a close eye on this man.
Could it be that this Mr. Xie is actually a hidden master?
It turned out that he was careless before.
Xie Ling had no idea that he was sleeping like a pig and was just being imagined.
Modern people go to bed late and get up late. It is their basic quality to be as quiet as a dead body when they fall asleep. Xie Ling turned on the pain shielding aura and was unshakable.
Is there a bag on your head?
It's so funny, it doesn't hurt at all!
…
After Xiao Huan came back from court in the morning, he thought about yesterday's test and asked the Eagle Guard to bring the record book. He thought that with his head hanging on the tip of a knife, a normal person would be nervous and unable to sleep or eat, but who knew that he saw a series of "weird" behaviors of Xie Ling in the record book.
Is this person really not afraid?
After seeing the news in the record book that the Eagle Guard guessed that Xie Ling might have discovered him, Xiao Huan paused slightly.
Xie Ling was sleeping comfortably, having fallen asleep at around five in the morning last night. He was extremely sleepy at the moment, and according to his daily routine, he usually couldn't fall asleep again until one or two in the afternoon.
However, in the Dagan Dynasty, who would sleep until noon? This was a very busy time. Even Xiao Huan would still be handling government affairs in the Qinzheng Hall if he had not met the person who disturbed his mind today.
The side hall was extremely quiet. After Xiao Huan frowned, he saw that the Eagle Guard seemed to be hesitant to speak.
"What's wrong?" He looked down. It was the first time he saw Liang Chun with such an expression.
Liang Chun had a strange expression on his face, but he couldn't help but say, "Your Majesty, Xie Ling hasn't opened his eyes yet."
Xiao Huan: ...
The vigilance that had been in a state of wild thoughts all night was forcibly broken.
He looked at the bright sun and couldn't help but frowned. At this time...
"He's not feeling well?"
He was just thinking about whether to ask Xia Changli to come and take another look at that person, when he saw that Liang Chun's expression became even more complicated.
"no."
"Probably...still sleeping."
The eunuch Wang Bao beside him widened his eyes in surprise: Still sleeping?
Could it be that he remembered the wrong time when he got up today? Wang Bao gasped in a daze.
Thinking of the shocking line of golden words he saw yesterday, Xiao Huan actually felt not that surprised.
"Forget it, you guys go down."
After everyone left, Xiao Huan did not ask anyone to wake up Xie Ling.
The young man behind the screen was still tied up. Xiao Huan raised his eyes. He had to admit that after washing and changing his clothes, although Xie Ling had poor manners, he did have a good-looking face.
No wonder that old servant Zhao Yongnian was so interested.
His eyes fell on the top of the other person's head, but the golden light he saw yesterday after he came in was not visible at all. There was only a blank window coffin on the black hair, making him feel as if all the preparations he had made were an illusion.
Xiao Huan: ...
What about the three sentences he said would make me fall head over heels for him? Is that all he can do?
It was the first time in all the years since Xiao Huan ascended the throne that he felt like he was hitting cotton with his fist. Emperor Wu, who had always been smooth sailing, sneered, and at this time he was aroused to rebel. He didn't even care about his disgust, and simply pinched Xie Ling's face to check left and right.
People who practice martial arts have very strong hands. Even though Xie Ling won't wake up after knocking his head against the chair, it doesn't mean he won't wake up even if someone prys his eyes open.
After sleeping for a long time in a daze, someone opened his eyes manually. He was about to see which living devil it was, but he saw Emperor Gan Wu with a gloomy face.
Xie Ling: …
Xiao Huan: ...
It happened very suddenly.
Xie Ling slowly opened his eyes, not having time to think about why the famous emperor of mysophobia would pinch his face at this moment. The next second, the novel that was updated and approved last night was suddenly published above his head.
Their eyes met. Xiao Huan, who was too close, finally saw clearly this time. The densely packed Chinese characters were neatly arranged. It was still the familiar and numbing title "Three sentences to make His Majesty fall head over heels for me!"
"Thank you for the invitation. I'm sure everyone has guessed the identity of the host. The host is actually a medical officer, currently working in the inner court of the Dagan Palace. His medical skills are not superb, but he is better than most and can barely treat illnesses."
"Although it's not good to see, it's not fatal either."
"After all, everyone knows the quality of the doctors in the Dagan Palace. Except for the old chief, most of them are just idling around. Otherwise, who wouldn't take the imperial or martial arts examinations if they had the conditions? The status of a doctor is still too low. Only those of us who don't take the exam can become doctors. Of course, don't hold out too much hope for their technical skills."
"Ahem, I've talked too much off-topic, let's get back to the point. On this day, the host's direct superior, the old hospital chief, went home to observe mourning. The top-top ...
"My heart is so excited that my legs are shaking. I am so scared. My family is in trouble. This is the first time I have been summoned since I took office. Although your Majesty has unified the north and the south with his military and political skills, and everyone in the world is submissive, you cannot prepare for my cowardice."
"Besides the head of the Imperial Hospital, everyone else is fake. This raid is very worrying."
Xiao Huan: ...
Is his Imperial Hospital so watery?
After reading for so long, it was obvious that Xiao Huan knew that the Majesty mentioned here was him.
As for the protagonist of the story, the medical officer… he always had a good memory and searched his mind for doctors of the right age.
Does not exist.
It looks fictional.
He wanted to see how he was going to make it up. Xiao Huan watched coldly.
"The host was trembling with fear, and just wanted to get the numbers. After all, there were ten doctors this time. Even if none of them had great medical skills, it shouldn't be difficult to find a common point that everyone could diagnose, right? That way it wouldn't be considered deceiving the emperor."
"Obviously, everyone thinks the same as I do. At times like this, we don't seek to stand out, we just seek innocence."
Xiao Huan: ...
"I thought I could just muddle through, and as my colleagues in front of me spoke one by one, I breathed a sigh of relief. However, after the ninth imperial physician finished his diagnosis, my colleague on my left poked me and motioned for me to step forward. In an instant, I reviewed the professional knowledge in my mind and waited to open my mouth to follow my colleague's words."
"When I got this diagnosis, my heart skipped a beat."
"——The host is stupid."
Xiao Huan was originally watching with the intention of finding fault, but he was dumbfounded when he saw this.
No, didn’t you say you were going to fool me?
Why does it suddenly click?
This turn was very clever, Xiao Huan learned it almost by himself, and then he had a toothache.
Could it be that this imperial physician gave a different diagnosis?
He subconsciously used more strength.
Xie Ling was so confused that he had no idea that the emperor in front of him was reading his novel intently because of the system leak.
At this moment, he just felt... so sleepy.
What on earth is this guy doing? Even if he is the greatest emperor in history, he can't let people sleep with their eyes open, right?
Xiao Huan was just seeing the crucial point, and as an emperor, he couldn't help but burst into suspicion and speculation in his mind.
However, when he frowned and wanted to continue reading, it was gone?!
The incident happened too suddenly. The golden light disappeared in an instant, leaving only a large bare screen:
"Please click 1 to urge for more updates, and click 2 to reward."
"Dear VIP customer, it is detected that the book "Three Sentences to Make His Majesty Fall in Love with Me" you subscribed to has been read to the latest chapter. Please wait patiently."
Xiao Huan, who was looking at him with disapproval, choked with a breath:
presumptuous!
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