When Gu Mo's answer came out, it did not cause heated discussion among netizens.
The main reason is that this answer is neither unorthodox nor hilarious. Playing with memes is popular among netizens, and angrily criticizing teammates who are cheating will resonate with netizens who love playing games.
In fact, compared with the second line of netizens, Gu Mo's second line is more refined.
Pictures are paired with chessboards, dragons and tigers are paired with chariots and horses, netizens are paired with generals.
It corresponds exactly to the chess and painting in music, chess, calligraphy and painting!
But everyone plays the game for fun, no need to take it too seriously.
"I suddenly remembered something. I'm currently recording the variety show 'We Are Divorced', so I'll write a couplet to promote it.
[In variety shows, male directors and female producers, all guests, be careful]
Especially Director Sha, he could arrange tasks at any time and trick us guests."
Gu Mo is very popular now.
Director Sha, the program's chief director, has been staring at the live broadcast room.
He was very happy to see that Gu Mo gave him so much face and actually took the initiative to promote the program.
He even said to the producer sitting next to him with a smile: "I didn't expect that Gu Mo, this tough guy, is actually quite polite!"
But the next second, he couldn't laugh anymore.
Because Gu Mo continued to type: "If everyone is still not satisfied, then I will give you another couplet. I believe that the audience who watched the first episode of "We Are Divorced" will quickly get my point.
[On the show, she cut the vegetables while I cooked, and director Sha Bi fined her]
At this time, it was the producer's turn to laugh: "Lao Sha, why aren't you laughing? Is this couplet not funny? Haha!"
Most of the people watching the livestream had already watched the first episode of the variety show. They also knew that Gu Mo had been specifically fined by the director, specifically "250" (a specific amount).
It’s a pity that Gu Mo didn’t use his ultimate move face to face, but mocked the director through the screen.
No one except the producer could see the pained look on the director's face.
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At the same time, the accompanying female director looked at Gu Mo with horror.
This old man is really not afraid of death?
He actually "insulted" the director in front of everyone's eyes.
But then again, he really holds a grudge and has a really sharp tongue.
You really can’t afford to offend intellectuals!
The director's nickname is 'Sha Bi', which is not a nickname given to him by Gu Mo, but this director Sha is well-known.
Director Sha used to love to harass guests, earning him the nickname "challenger" from his fans. His words were like sharp daggers, inflicting non-physical damage to the guests.
Also pronounced as: Shabi!
This is the audience's nickname for him.
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Gu Mo continued typing and gave Director Sha a sweet kiss: "Actually, Director Sha of our program also has advantages.
He didn't act in an overbearing manner simply because he was the director. He admitted his mistakes and was able to correct them, and the fine was eventually cancelled.
As the saying goes, "When three people walk together, there must be one who can be my teacher. I will choose the good ones and follow them, and change the bad ones."
Of course, there is no need to flatter him.
This is what he should do.
All of this is to make the show better and more popular with the public."
Next, Gu Mo made a few simple couplets and asked netizens to answer.
After all, ordinary netizens also want to feel involved, rather than just being bystanders who can only say "666".
But the questions became simpler and the quality of the prizes declined.
Therefore, there is no qualification to specify "celebrity signature", but to open a blind box.
Gu Mo even specially made up a jingle for his profession.
“Opening a signed blind box depends entirely on the netizen’s luck.
Who are the candidates? Let me give you some examples.
Zhang Jiakang was feared by all, and Ren Yayan was the most beautiful among all the girls.
He Jiaqian is beautiful and generous, while Shen Ting is gentle on the outside but strong on the inside.
Liu Bowen is full of vigor and vitality, while Gu Mo is carefree and nonchalant.
Lin Yunxiao is a beauty, and Li Lei is brave enough to take responsibility.
Xiang Yunge is unparalleled in the world, and Xie Zhi is eloquent.
Zhou Yayun shines brightly, while Director Sha has experienced many vicissitudes of life.
As the saying goes, sorrow and sadness are like the wind and wine, and the fog is light, the rain is soft, and the frost is gentle.
Bring along the beauty to visit friends and drink wine together.
Today, netizens wrote couplets with me, wishing netizens a long life in the future.
If you collect this book and give me a reward, I will definitely appear in disguise as a woman.
People coming from the south and the north, those who have money pay to support the event, and those who don’t have money just applaud.
Three grams of oil, Smecta, I love the good reviews! ”
After Gu Mo's long paragraph appeared, many netizens in the live broadcast room were shocked.
I feel like I am uneducated and not worthy of watching live broadcasts.
More importantly, the comments from other guests were all positive, but Gu Mo himself was the only one with negative comments.
No, Director Sha’s comments are realistic!
In fact, Gu Mo was planning to give Director Sha titles like "short-sighted", "forced to break up a couple" and "notorious".
But as soon as this thought came to his mind, it disappeared.
There is really no need to offend people to death by appearing on a variety show.
To label Director Sha as "short-sighted" is beyond the scope of joking.
The number of participants in this blind box signed couplet event increased several times.
Many viewers who had been lurking around came forward to participate, and many even received signed blind boxes.
As the saying goes, "Happiness is shared with others, happiness is better when enjoyed alone", and this result is a happy ending for everyone.
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"I've seen a lot of people online suggesting that you guys set the questions for me to answer. I personally think that's fine.
If I can't answer it, I will also give the questioner a signature as a reward.
But there is a prerequisite, that is, you cannot search for some eternal absolutes on the Internet and make me suffer.
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