Xu Lang pretended to be excited, with a hint of laughter and surprise in his voice: "Brother Zhang, so you know I don't have a girlfriend. You really care about me so much?"
"Huh?" Manager Zhang was stunned. He didn't understand what Xu Lang meant.
“When I used to watch TV dramas, if the overbearing male protagonist became curious about the female protagonist from an ordinary family, it meant the fall of love.
You know everything about me, which means you must have a good impression of me and are curious about me.
And I happen to like you too.
Brother Zhang, if you have a girlfriend, I don’t want to disturb your happiness.
But you, who are so outstanding, revealed in front of me that you don’t have a girlfriend.
What does this mean? It means they are blind.
This also means that you must have chosen to be single because of me!
Brother Zhang, let’s be together.”
Manager Zhang, who had been in a state of confusion, finally reacted: "Holy shit, did you have diarrhea and messed up your brain? What nonsense are you talking about?"
Xu Lang was so furious that he kept chasing after the victory: "Yes, Brother Zhang, you are on my mind all the time."
Manager Zhang felt that his three views had suffered a strong impact from a fully-insured semi-trailer, and his pure and innocent spirit had also been insulted by the "Longyang love".
He was furious, and the consequences were serious: "If you do this, I'm going to ask the HR department to fire you!"
"Brother Zhang, you've even figured this out? You're truly worthy of me!
After all, our company doesn't allow office romances. After I'm fired, I can be with you openly."
"Damn!" Manager Zhang was speechless and could only use the word "damn" to express his feelings at the moment.
He left the bathroom without looking back.
When I walked to the door, I saw several male employees whispering to each other.
The expressions on these people's faces are like a pie chart.
There are pretended calmness, curiosity, surprise and excitement, as well as deep-hidden sarcasm, contempt, etc.
In the past, Manager Zhang might have started scolding me.
Now, he just wants to return to his office quickly to calm down.
After competing with the department manager and winning a big victory for the first time, Xu Lang returned to his office area.
But I don’t know why, I always feel that my colleagues look at him with strange expressions.
He wanted to ask several times, but didn't know how to start.
So Xu Lang changed his strategy.
He took the initiative to inform his colleagues about Gu Mo's new song "Absolutely Infatuated". After they became addicted to it, he would use roundabout ways to find out what happened in the office.
But his colleagues, after listening to the gossip and joining in the fun, seemed to have discussed it privately, and all smiled without saying a word.
Xu Lang could only guess the best side of things, maybe Qu Li broke up with him?
…
On the other side of the office.
Qu Li was busy working when a young woman in her thirties sitting next to her came over quietly.
"Qu Li, are you still focused on your work? Something big happened in our office."
"What's the matter?" Qu Li quickly stopped working.
As a girl, she also loves gossip.
"Let me tell you, Xu Lang, the man who coveted your beauty, is gay."
"Ah? That's impossible?" Qu Li knew very well that Xu Lang had a crush on her.
She was quite welcoming to Xu Lang, a secret admirer who did not disturb her normal life.
Only when many people like her can her excellence be highlighted!
"How is that impossible? I heard from a male colleague who went to the restroom earlier that Xu Lang confessed his feelings to Manager Zhang in the bathroom. It seems that the two of them have been secretly in love with each other for a long time."
"Ah? Really?"
At this time, Qu Li felt mixed emotions.
It seemed like she was about to lose a 'spare tire' who would buy her coffee and had a crush on her.
At the same time, her mentality was a little broken.
With her own beauty, is she not as attractive as a fat 'Manager Zhang'?
Why did Xu Lang fall in love with someone else? It turns out that his secret love for her was all fake?
"It's true! It's truer than gold! This melon will definitely be ripe!"
…
"What? I've been with Manager Zhang for several years? How come I didn't know?"
When Xu Lang got off work, he heard this "second-hand news" from a friend he met in another office, and he felt like the sky was falling.
"I also think it's impossible, but my colleagues at the company have all sorts of facts, saying that you confessed your feelings to Manager Zhang in the bathroom.
You also said that you are not afraid of being fired from the company, which is a good opportunity for you to be with Manager Zhang openly.
Is this what you said?"
Xu Lang's friend looked at Xu Lang with a strange look. After he finished speaking, he couldn't help but take a few steps back, moving a little further away from Xu Lang.
"It's over, it's all over!
I tried to imitate Gu Mo, but failed miserably.
Now even if I jump into the Yellow River, I can’t wash myself clean!”
Xu Lang's mentality completely collapsed and he almost collapsed to the ground.
His friend was a little curious: "What's going on? Can you tell me?"
"My paid defecation time was quite long, mainly because I spent quite a bit of time browsing Weibo and listening to Gu Mo's new songs while squatting on the toilet, and Manager Zhang happened to catch me.
Then, during this period of time, I have been following the updates of "We Are Divorced" and learned a few tricks from Gu Mo to make people speechless.
So in order to disgust Manager Zhang, I deliberately confessed my feelings to him.
And now, even you know about it.
This means that someone was eavesdropping at the bathroom door at that time.
If colleagues spread rumors, even more outrageous rumors may come out.
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