Chapter 139 The Silly Four



Four figures, one fat, one thin, one short and one bald, crouched close to Yun Miao's window.

Then an extremely thick bamboo tube was directly inserted into Yun Miao's window.

Yun Miao looked at the fist-thick bamboo tube: "..."

From outside, there was a very obvious internal conflict: "You're crazy, Fat Tiger, can't you find a smaller one? Such a big commotion! What if we get discovered?"

The owner of this yard was really cunning. He knocked them out last time. When they woke up, they were all stripped naked and thrown into an alley to be watched by people. It was so embarrassing.

"Hold on, what if you wake someone up?" said the man holding the pipe.

Why was Yun Miao so sure it was him who was speaking? Because the pipe was shaking slightly, and the window paper was torn directly from the middle with a sound of scratching, creating a larger hole.

Yun Miao: “…” This group of people couldn’t even figure out her daily routine, yet they still came to steal.

As she spoke, she saw a puff of thick smoke suddenly coming from the thick pipe. She didn't know who had moved the chimney there.

"Cough cough cough... What kind of medicine is this? It's so choking?" Fat Tiger was a little out of breath.

"Don't stop, keep blowing, we'll be fine after taking the antidote." Another voice sounded as if someone had bronchitis.

As he spoke, the thick smoke gushed out again.

Yun Miao, who was lying on the bed, watched the scene and calmly fed herself an antidote.

Just use this childish drug to deal with her? Yun Miao felt insulted.

She wanted to see what these people were going to do.

About a cup of tea later, Yun Miao heard her door being pried open.

She looked up at the mechanical array she had set up on the roof, her hands behind her head, looking forward to the fate of the next few unlucky guys.

Sure enough, the moment four figures entered the room.

Yun Miao pulled a rope at the head of the bed, and then a white smoke that was even thicker than the fog just now emerged from the four corners of the room. In an instant, the room became like a maze, and no one could see each other, but the smell of this white smoke was extremely fragrant.

The thin man didn't react yet and sniffed the air hard: "Smell, what's that smell? It smells so good."

The bald man was puzzled: "I'll try it too, it's true..." His eyes lit up and he sniffed harder: "It smells quite good."

Only the dwarf's IQ was far superior. He pinched his nose and said speechlessly, "Are you... you... you crazy... crazy? We... we... we're taking... Chinese medicine."

Unfortunately, he is a stutterer.

Before he could finish his words, two teammates fell down.

Fat Tiger was the only one who survived because of his physical advantage. He immediately covered his mouth and nose, then pointed at the thin man's mouth: "Woo woo woo woo..." Your mouth is not covered!

The thin man finally reacted, but it was too late.

He followed the bald man and the thin man and fell to the ground, fainting.

"You broke into someone's house in the middle of the night and didn't even do your homework? You even used drugs on me? Ha..." Yun Miao sat up from the bed, but the next second she was choked by the thick smoke: "Cough cough, it's so pungent!"

The sudden sound scared Fat Tiger.

However, when the drug was taking effect, he didn't have time to react, and his eyes rolled back and he fell to the ground.

Yun Miao looked at the four "corpses" on the ground wearing red jumpsuits and white masks, "..."

Then he pressed a button under the table and tied the four people into a hemp bag and hung them in the air.

Yun Miao remained calm. When it was almost time, she lit a candle, then calmly washed an apple and sat at the table, looking at the four people slowly waking up in the sky. She asked, "Did everyone sleep well?"

"Ahhhhhh!!! I've been discovered!!!" When Fat Tiger woke up, he let out a panic cry as honest as thunder. At the same time, he found that the mask on his face was gone, and his face became even more pale.

The other three also looked at Yun Miao with horror: "You...you...how did you find us?"

"Your level of burglary is so low that it's hard to pretend that no one noticed you guys." Yun Miao bit the apple slowly.

"Skinny Rat, she said we were robbing! That's really insulting." The bald man said indignantly.

The man called Skinny Rat immediately looked at Yun Miao with a smug and ferocious expression and said, "You are the owner of the world's number one academy, right? We discovered that your yard is planted with many rare and extinct medicinal herbs, none of which can be grown in the territory of Tiansheng Kingdom. We at Hongyue Palace are very interested. If you can give some to our Palace Master, he will definitely protect you for the rest of your life."

His expression was ferocious, and his last sentence sounded like the words of a big liar.

"With your strength? Protecting me?" Yun Miao laughed. "I don't think your Palace Master is that great! He wants my medicine, but he resorts to such sneaky tactics and even sends someone as incompetent as you."

vegetable?

The four of them refused to listen to Yun Miao's words.

Fat Tiger: "We are the elites of Red Moon Palace!"

Skinny Mouse also nodded: "That's right, I advise you to be sensible and let us go quickly."

"Yes... yes... yes..., let it go... let it go." The dwarf stuttered in agreement.

"You...you should know what's good for you!" The bald man's voice was obviously lacking in confidence.

"Hehe, what if I don't agree with you?" Yun Miao supported his head and yawned.

Four people: "..."

Why doesn't this woman play by the rules?

Shouldn’t you be afraid when you hear the name of their Red Moon Palace?

"If you don't obey us, then the 1,080 elites of our Red Moon Palace will take turns to come to your yard to steal medicine!" Fat Tiger said angrily.

Yun Miao: “…”

Are these people stupid?

What kind of power can support fools? It's quite interesting.

Yun Miao stood up and threw the apple core into the trash can in the corner.

Then he took out a small knife from somewhere and cut the rope of their net.

"Bang!" The four of them fell to the ground violently.

"Then do you know how many ways you can die if you offend me?" Yun Miao said with a sinister smile while playing with the knife in his hand.

Looking at Yun Miao's expression, the four of them swallowed their saliva simultaneously: "Several...several kinds..."

"About 1,008! Just enough for the number of people in your Red Moon Palace."

Fat Tiger and his four companions: “…”

This woman is so scary.

"So, if I find out next time that you guys want to steal the medicine in my yard, I won't just drug you." Yun Miao's voice sounded very gentle, but it made the four of them's hair stand on end.

However, at this moment...

“Crack!”

There was a noise coming from the courtyard outside.

Then Yun Miao heard Mu Lansheng's voice at the door: "Ahem, ahem, what's that smell?"

As he spoke, the guy seemed to notice the broken window the next second, and then he looked out.

His eyes watched Yun Miao holding a knife and standing on one foot on the bench like a bandit, while four poor little guys were shivering in the corner.

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