Yang Xiaobei led the way to Jiang Shushu's house. When a group of young men saw Jiang Shushu, they immediately started howling.
"The bride is so beautiful."
"Xiaobei is so lucky."
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Yang Xiaobei glanced at the person who was about to make trouble: Humph, you want to mess with me? No way. Luckily, I like to bring some candy for the little guys when I come back. It’s really true that you train your soldiers for a thousand days and use them for a moment. I am really far-sighted.
Yesterday, a group of young men gathered together to discuss something, talking excitedly, with only one goal in mind, which was to prevent Yang Xiaobei from easily taking the bride to the wedding car.
Some people suggested singing a nursery rhyme, some suggested doing 50 push-ups, and some suggested that Yang Xiaobei should not use his hands or mouth to touch the dumplings, and should find a way to eat the dumplings... Each request was more difficult than the last.
A large group of people were talking and laughing, completely unaware of the few brats around them. After the discussion, they were all confident that Yang Xiaobei would definitely beg for mercy tomorrow! They would definitely know that girls from Jiangjia Village were not easy to marry, and they had to be well cared for after taking them home.
As soon as the group dispersed, the few bastards who had overheard the conversation immediately found Yang Xiaobei and told him everything about their plan.
Before the group of people could make a move, Yang Xiaobei immediately walked forward with a smile like a fool. Before he even reached Jiang Shushu, he said loudly: "Shushu, you are so beautiful today. Everything about you looks good. The clothes really suit you, and the makeup is also very beautiful... Ah, why is my wife so beautiful? Why is my wife so good? Marrying you is the happiest thing in my life, haha..."
Jiang Shushu also smiled. "You look particularly energetic in this outfit and hairstyle today. You're usually handsome, but you look especially handsome today. My husband looks even more handsome the more I see him... This is what we call a talented man and a beautiful woman, a match made in heaven, haha..."
Yang Xiaobei and Jiang Shushu walked towards each other, praising each other, then looked at each other and said in unison: "Wife/husband, happy wedding! Today is the happiest day!"
Most people looked at the couple laughing like two idiots and thought, "..." This picture is wrong. One should be nervous and excited, excited but reserved, and the other shy and timid, and then shed a few tears to express their reluctance to leave their parents! These two are laughing like idiots, and they are shameless and boastful.
Child: “…” It turns out that getting married is so fun. I also want to get married.
Yang Xiaobei and Jiang Shushu took advantage of the fact that the others were still not aware of the situation and quickly came to the front of the bicycle. They both got on the bicycle almost at the same time. "Wife, I'll take you for a stroll around the village and see the scenery."
"good."
Yang Xiaobei sat on the front seat of the bicycle, and Jiang Shushu sat on the back seat. They were ready to set off immediately after receiving Jiang Shushu's order.
After Jiang Shushu and Yang Xiaobei sat down, the others realized that some were happy and some were sad.
All the married young men who were once forced to sing, squat, and suck glutinous rice balls with qigong when picking up their brides were very upset and blamed themselves for being too young and knowing little at the time. They really regretted it.
The group of young people who wanted to play a prank on Yang Xiaobei all blamed themselves for being so inexperienced that they didn't see through Yang Xiaobei's conspiracy at the first time.
I'm so angry! I prepared so much, but none of it came in handy. I was so excited about the discussion yesterday, it was a waste of my emotions. Yang Xiaobei is so cunning, he actually didn't follow the usual path. Oh, I blame myself for being so inexperienced.
At the same time, Yang Xiaobei's actions also gave a lot of inspiration to the young grooms who came later. They no longer accepted other people's pranks obediently, but instead used all their own talents to take pride in getting the bride to the wedding car in the shortest time, at the fastest speed, and with the least suffering.
Yang Xiaobei sat on his bicycle, his smile mysteriously confident, his true self concealed. "You little brat, you're still trying to mess with me? Don't you see who I am? My wife is really worried about me. I just told you last night you were going to make me do 50 push-ups? My wife was really worried about me, so she pulled a surprise tactic, a diversionary move, and it really caught you off guard." Ah, my wife is so kind! I'm definitely the best in the Hualing Brigade to get to her so quickly, haha...
If those guys hadn't looked so resentful, I would have wanted to sing a song. Haha, it feels so good to see others trying to do me but not being able to.
Yang Xiaobei shouted, "Brothers, get ready, let's go."
Yang Xiaobei slowly rode his bicycle around the village, followed by the people Yang Xiaobei invited. Two of them were responsible for the left and right, occasionally handing out red envelopes, candies, melon seeds, and snacks. There were also seven or eight people singing and holding hands together to liven up the atmosphere. Later, many children joined in the singing.
Amidst laughter and joy, Yang Xiaobei took Jiang Shushu on a tour of Jiangjia Village, and then returned to Jiang's home.
"Congratulations, and happy wedding!"
"Congratulations! May you have a long and happy marriage."
"Congratulations! May you live happily ever after. May you have a baby soon."
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As soon as Yang Xiaobei and his wife entered the house, the congratulations continued. The two of them could only smile and repeat, "Thank you, thank you..."
The two came to Jiang He and his wife and called out affectionately, "Hello, Daddy, Hello, Mommy."
Jiang He and his wife narrowed their eyes with laughter: "Okay, okay, okay."
Then, each of them was given a red envelope, "May everything be harmonious and smooth."
Yang Xiaobei and his wife took it and said, "Thank you, Dad. Thank you, Mom."
Li Qiuguo, who saw this scene not far away, felt unbalanced and distressed, as if it was her money that was given away.
After buying so many things, they even gave out four big red envelopes. Are these two old people crazy? They don't care about their sons and grandsons. Why do they only have eyes for their married daughter? Isn't this ridiculous? They actually gave their own things to outsiders for free.
Li Qiuguo glanced at the watch on Jiang Shushu's wrist and the bicycle in the yard, and couldn't help but feel distressed. "When I married Mingli, I was determined to take all these things back. How could I let outsiders get away with them? Families with sons should leave all these things to their sons."
After Yang Xiaobei and the other man received the red envelope, they came to Grandpa Huang Erniu (representing the elders in the south), "Hello, Grandpa Huang."
"Okay, okay, okay, live a good life, young couple. Live healthy, smile often, and live happily together forever." After receiving the red envelopes, he gave them to Jiang Shushu and Yang Xiaobei respectively.
"Thank you, Grandpa Huang."
Then the two of them read the oath together in front of everyone.
"We voluntarily become husband and wife. From this day forward, we will jointly shoulder the responsibilities and obligations that marriage bestows upon us: to be filial to our parents, to educate our children, to respect and love each other, to trust and encourage each other, to understand and accommodate each other, to support each other through thick and thin, and to love each other for a lifetime!"
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