Wu An chuckled to himself.
Wu Yingwei asked, "Are you prepared?"
Wu An shook his head.
Wu Yingwei put down his bowl and chopsticks: "Then why are you laughing? You didn't prepare anything, and you just planned to show up at a girl's house like this?"
Wu An asked, "It's just a meal."
"Bang!"
Wu Yingwei slammed his hand on the table, but with restraint, so the sound wasn't loud. He wasn't doing this out of anger, but simply to amplify the weight of his words: "What are you saying? It's just a meal!"
"Let's not talk about whether your relationship with the girl is true or not."
“When you go out to eat, it’s not just about you, it’s about our whole family.”
Mei Yueqin chimed in, "Dad's right, we shouldn't be so casual."
Wu An thought for a moment.
That makes sense.
Although Gu Anran is not going to escape his grasp, he cannot take it lightly just because he is "sure to win".
Dad and my brother and sister-in-law are right. Even though it's just a casual meal, we still have to show our appreciation. He doesn't want to leave people with the impression that he's "carefree and irresponsible."
He asked, "Then how should we express it?"
This question.
This question stumped my father, brother, and sister-in-law.
Wu Yingwei thought for a moment and said, "I remember the first time I visited, I brought several bags of peach shortbread, as well as chicken and duck..."
"Stop, stop, Dad, that was in the past, let's not talk about that now." Wu An waved his hand and looked at his older brother expectantly.
Wu Yingwei looked embarrassed. He picked up a cigarette from the table, put it in his mouth but didn't light it. His eyes were slightly narrowed, and there was a hint of reminiscence in his gaze.
We were poor back then.
But it's really good.
Wu Ping coughed twice and said, "Although it has been many years, I still remember it clearly. I bought a lot of gifts and filled the bicycle to the brim."
Wu Yingwei snorted.
That's true.
Those gifts were still money he asked for.
"When I arrived at your sister-in-law's house, her family gave me a very grand welcome..."
At this point, the sister-in-law suddenly burst out laughing and said, "Then your brother... was so nervous that he called my dad 'Auntie' and my mom 'Uncle'."
"He didn't even realize it after he shouted it out. He secretly bragged to me, saying how sophisticated he was, saying he shouted it out in Mandarin, which made him seem cultured."
"They even said my parents have a low threshold for laughter, that they get so happy just from a simple greeting."
"I was so happy, my older brother and sister-in-law were laughing so hard they almost passed out."
"When everyone sat down to chat, his legs were shaking like he had Parkinson's. My parents were sitting on the sofa with him and thought the sofa was leaking electricity."
"Hahaha."
As my sister-in-law talked, she became quite amused and cheerful.
Wu Ping's face turned completely red.
Although Wu An already knew about this, he still couldn't stop laughing when he heard his sister-in-law say it. While laughing, he comforted her, "Brother, it's not shameful. It's normal to visit for the first time."
Wu Ping asked with a dark face, "Can you please stop laughing?"
Wu An laughed, "Brother, I've received professional training, I don't usually laugh."
"Unless you can't help it."
Wu An was overjoyed. Although his father's situation was not relevant and his elder brother was unreliable, watching his brother and sister-in-law bickering and his father happily smoking, and thinking about his lonely life in a rented room eating takeout in his previous life, he deeply understood what "happiness" truly meant!
Wu Yingwei asked, "A'an, what are you thinking?"
Wu An picked up a lighter, lit the cigarette for him, and said, "How about this, I'll go to town tomorrow and buy some things, like expensive nutritional supplements."
Wu Yingwei nodded, without offering any opinion.
Mei Yueqin instructed, "The key is not to be nervous, and to act naturally."
Wu Ping: "Don't say that, the more you tell people not to be nervous, the more nervous they become."
"Who said that?"
"I have the right to speak on this!"
"...Okay, you have the right to speak. You're so great. You can't drink but you insisted on drinking with my dad, saying that alcohol emboldens cowards. In the end, you slid down the table and fell to the ground after only two drinks. I had to take you home in the end."
Wu Anle's is no good.
Enraged, Wu Ping shouted, "Don't laugh! You might not even be as good as me when you get to someone else's house tomorrow!"
Mei Yueqin angrily punched him: "What nonsense are you talking about?"
"Quickly spit it out!"
Wu Ping quickly did as instructed.
The rain was still pouring down outside, but even the loudest rain couldn't drown out the laughter and chatter inside the house.
Eat well.
Wu An was playing with his phone when A Qing sent him a message saying that she went to the convenience store to buy something and happened to see Lin Hu fishing at the beach. She hoped that God would have mercy and strike him dead with lightning.
Wu An smiled. Heaven might not punish Lin Hu, but someone else might.
It's so late at night.
The wind and rain were strong, which was perfect for the "neighbor Lin" operation.
Wu An thought for a moment, then said he was going back to the old house. His sister-in-law advised him not to bother with the rain, but Wu An insisted and went out with an umbrella.
Of course he didn't go home.
Instead, they went to Lin Hu's house.
As soon as he arrived, he saw a dark figure at the entrance of the alley not far away, which startled him.
Besides him, were there other people?
Calming himself down, he pretended to be passing by and walked over. He glanced at the alley entrance and his eyes met Ah Qing's: "Brother, what brings you here?"
What are you doing here?
“I was thinking that Lin Hu was going fishing, and maybe Lin Bin would come and cuckold him, so I came to keep an eye on him.”
"Me too."
Hehehe.
As the two were chatting, they saw a dark shadow flash past over the wall.
Ah Qing's eyes widened, and she shouted excitedly, "Brother, brother, did you see that?"
Wu An nodded, his phone was already taking pictures.
certainly.
Apart from a figure, there was nothing else to be seen.
Ah Qing said, "Brother, let's flip over and take a look too."
Wu An thought for a moment and said, "Okay, be careful."
If Lin Bin could climb over this wall, then the two of them could too.
No other meaning.
Everything was done to obtain evidence.
"Hehehe." Aqing had a lewd smile on his face as he quietly climbed onto the wall. Don't let his short stature fool you; he was agile, and since the two of them had been stealing chickens and dogs before, climbing walls was just a piece of cake for him.
Just as Wu An was about to climb up, he heard a dog barking coming from Lin Hu's yard.
The calls were urgent.
Grass!
Wu An cursed under his breath, and A Qing immediately jumped off the wall.
The two of them fled like thieves in the rainy night.
The dog kept barking.
The room, which had been dark, was soon lit up.
The two hadn't run far when another dark figure jumped over the wall. Perhaps because he was in such a hurry, he fell to the ground. Lin Bin cursed and swore, wishing he could kill the neighbor's dog.
Why did you have to yell now? I've already taken my pants off, what the hell are you yelling about?
On the other side.
Wu An and A Qing walked towards the old house.
Both of them were frustrated, unsure whether it was because they hadn't captured any evidence or because they hadn't seen what they wanted to see.
Aqing scratched her head, puzzled, and asked, "Brother, Lin Hu's family has a dog, why didn't Lin Bin bark when he climbed over the wall?"
Wu An curled his lip and said irritably, "Why else? Because that dog has seen Lin Bin climb over the wall so many times that, in the dog's eyes, this is the correct way for Lin Bin to get to Lin Hu's house."
As the two brothers were talking, Wu An was startled again when they reached the door of the old house.
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