Chapter 180 The Power of Corny Pickup Lines



Gu Anran was pulled away. Actually, she didn't want to care, but she couldn't resist the old lady's nagging and Wu An's pulling her away, so she half-heartedly went along with it.

I called my uncle on the way.

Before they could even exchange two words, her uncle scolded her for meddling, saying that her repeated phone calls had ruined his luck.

Gu Anran hung up the phone and muttered something under her breath.

Wu An was standing close by and vaguely heard a "damn it."

Um.

Wu An understood.

Anyone who encounters someone so unreasonable would be driven to the brink of madness.

Gu Anran cursed and secretly glanced at Wu An.

Wu pretended not to hear and found Gu Anran's reaction quite amusing.

What's wrong with swearing?

He had met women from Sichuan and Chongqing and thought that even when they swore, they were gentle and refined.

Aqing drove around half the town before finally stopping.

It's a rice noodle shop.

Whether it tastes good or not is secondary; the main thing is that it's clean and hygienic.

Ah Qing sometimes couldn't understand why his brother, who wasn't particularly clean, was so picky about food.

Wu An couldn't explain it either.

This is a side effect of working as a food delivery driver.

Those who know, know.

Anyone who has ever delivered food knows which restaurants are good to eat at and which are not. Some restaurants are even deceptive, only offering delivery and not dine-in service.

It's easy to imagine what the sanitary conditions are like.

The main feature is a complete ecosystem in the food. Even if you order a vegetarian set meal, you can still eat meat. Are you surprised or unexpected?

Later, there was an online event called "Find a clean restaurant with a food delivery driver," but to my dismay, the delivery driver pondered for a long time and told me there weren't any nearby...

That was such a painful realization.

It's already 2012, and we need to be more careful about what we eat and drink.

Enter the store.

Sit down.

Aqing went to order food.

Gu Anran sat down with Wu An and asked, "Why did you come to town?"

"I've come to find you."

"When I was in school, my grades were probably about the same as yours."

"Hmm? So what?"

"So I'm not that easy to fool, but you can talk more, I'm happy to hear it."

"I'm telling you seriously, you'd better watch where you're going from now on."

"Huh, why?"

"Because you always manage to make my heart flutter without me even realizing it."

"……Ha ha!"

Gu Anran shuddered, feeling that Wu An's words were so corny, but she was overjoyed to hear them.

Is there anything else?

"Woman, I advise you to watch your mouth."

"Why?"

"Because I'll kiss you anytime."

"Huh..."

Gu Anran laughed so hard she was shaking; she was completely aroused.

If this were a game...

Wu An felt that Gu Anran's strategy guide should already have +1, +1, +1 above her head...

Seeing Gu Anran's genuine smile, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

In the future, these cheesy pickup lines will be commonplace, but right now, they're "weapons of mass destruction"—you can't resist them, you simply can't.

Don't think it's old-fashioned, it's effective.

Otherwise, it wouldn't have become a popular internet meme in the future.

"Again, again."

Wu pretended to sneeze several times.

Gu Anran asked, "What's wrong? Have you caught a cold?"

Wu An nodded: "Do you know why I caught a cold? Because I got chilled? No, it's because I have absolutely no resistance to you."

Gu Anran felt a little giddy and pointed at him with her finger: "You've used this trick on girls quite a few times, haven't you?"

Wu An took her hand in his hand. He had thought that Gu Anran's hands must be rough from working so hard every day, but they were not. They were not only white as scallions, but also very soft.

I guess he put in a lot of effort after he got home.

He said, "Do you see the wound on my hand?"

Gu Anran nodded.

"I cut my hand, you cut yours too, do you know what this is?"

"What?"

"We're a couple."

"I'm afraid of pain, why don't you do it?"

"Girl, why are you flirting back?"

"Heh heh, only officials are allowed to set fires, while commoners are forbidden to light lamps?"

"You're ruthless."

As he spoke, he didn't let go of her hand, and Gu Anran forgot to take her hand back.

The two of them naturally held hands.

Their fingers were intertwined.

See, even though cheesy pickup lines are corny, they really work; you've already held hands with someone.

And it also made Gu Anran happy, so it was a win-win situation.

Ah Qing walked over, saw this scene, and asked, "Brother, should I leave?"

Wu An nodded.

Aqing's expression became even more conflicted.

No, bro.

I asked you casually, and you actually nodded.

Gu Anran punched Wu An with her other hand, then gestured for A Qing to sit down, saying, "Don't listen to your brother, he's just teasing you."

Wu An said no.

He's playing with his hands.

He doesn't have the time.

Before the food was served and he didn't need to use chopsticks, he didn't let go of Gu Anran's hand. It was soft, a little cool, and felt very comfortable to touch.

He sat leaning against Gu Anran, and even with his arm against her, he didn't feel hot; in fact, he felt a bit cool. This woman was like a portable air conditioner.

You'll definitely love it!

We've eaten.

Gu Anran wasn't setting up her stall today; she came to town to visit her uncle. Upon learning that Wu An was going out to sea early the next morning and needed to buy food and drinks to deliver to the ship, she went along as well.

When I came out of the supermarket, the sun was so strong at two or three in the afternoon that it was almost unbearable.

It's hot, and everyone's mouth is dry.

Wu An saw a milk tea shop not far away: "Come on, I'll treat you to milk tea."

He walked over.

This milk tea shop isn't a chain store; it's just something the owner runs himself, and not very well at that. He's already put up an A4 "For Sale" sign on the glass door.

Nowadays, chain milk tea shops already exist, and Coco has become popular all over the country.

I don't know if any of the little bits have come out yet.

Wu An muttered to himself, recalling that in his previous life, he worked in the city making milk tea at a milk tea shop.

However, he didn't do it for long.

This little-known milk tea shop specializes in pearl milk tea, and the price is very cheap, only 5 yuan a cup.

Gu Anran ordered a drink and took a big gulp: "Delicious."

Wu An curled his lip.

Does this taste good?

It's obvious they've never had a good drink before.

Nowadays, milk tea is mainly about affordability and lacks gimmicks, with many instant milk teas still very popular.

If he remembers correctly, the milk tea industry will experience a boom in the next few years, with all sorts of new and exciting products and services available. Everyone will be carrying a cup of milk tea when they go out shopping.

This milk tea has great potential.

Let alone running it yourself, even if you just franchise a region and monopolize it, you can still make a fortune.

Ah Qing drank more than half a cup in one go and said, "Brother, this milk tea is really delicious."

Wu An said, "You've never eaten fine chaff."

Aqing scratched his head and said, "I think this is my second time drinking it."

Gu Anran punched him lightly, asking, "Who are you talking about?"

Wu An said, "I'm definitely not talking about you."

Gu Anran rolled her eyes at him and stared at the word "Transfer" on the glass door.

Wu An's mind raced: "Want to open a shop?"

Gu Anran hesitated for a moment: "I have that idea."

"But I haven't decided what to do yet."

"If we set up a shop, we can't just buy whatever we want like we used to when we were setting up a stall."

Wu An thought for a moment and said, "How about... we sell milk tea?"

"Milk tea?" Gu Anran thought for a moment, "Then let's do franchising..."

“You can start with franchising, and later you can run it yourself.” Wu An paused, then said, “I’ll open it for you once I’ve made some money.”

Gu Anran smiled and didn't take it too seriously.

Ah Qing was very excited and cheered, "Brother, I heard that!"

“Sister-in-law, if he goes back on his word, I’ll be your witness.”

"Once I make some money, I'll have him buy you a storefront and open a milk tea shop."

Gu Anran nodded with a smile.

Wu An wiped the sweat from his forehead, flicked his hand dismissively, and said, "Ah Qing, what's wrong with your ears? It's one thing if you can't understand what I'm saying."

"And his mouth was spouting nonsense."

Did I say I was only opening one store?

Aqing: "..."

Gu Anran was surprised: "..."

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