Chapter 1249 You Didn’t Pluck the Goose Feathers
The people below, who were supposed to serve them, were suddenly noticed by Tianji and became uncle-level masters. It was somewhat puzzling.
The Long family, the Ji family, the Li family, and the Ying family all felt that this matter was mysterious.
Being accepted as a disciple is not a big deal. After all, Tianji Temple looks at people's aptitude and qualifications. They have their own set of standards, and they can even accept disciples on behalf of the master.
Be backward compatible with more resources and promote people from below when necessary. This kind of thing has also happened in their prominent families.
But helping the deceased master to accept a junior disciple is puzzling.
For backward compatibility?
impossible!
To save Lei Zhen?
Even more impossible!
Tianji Temple would not make such a joke. Since they dared to invite the founder to help their master recruit a junior apprentice and to recruit an uncle for themselves, they must have their reasons.
Each family has its own ideas and speculations.
But no matter what, they all have a consensus: when things are abnormal, there must be something wrong, and there must be a reason for it.
Of course there is a reason!
Lei Zhen can meet the needs of anyone in the temple, no matter what the other party asks for, even 100 thousand-year-old ginsengs are not a problem.
If we mobilize people to search all over the world, we will always be able to get enough.
Ambergris is even simpler. To put it bluntly, it is whale shit. It is not common in China, but you can find a lot of it in Taiwan. After all, hunting whales is their tradition.
The only troublesome thing is the Ganoderma lucidum, which is also known as Tai Sui. It is indeed not easy to find 500 kilograms, but it is not necessary to buy so much at once.
Repairing the Tianji Temple is even easier. The required materials can be delivered by transport planes. If necessary, Lei Zhen also plans to set up wind power generation here so that his disciples can enjoy the comfort of air conditioning.
In addition, Lei Zhen simply gathered everyone in the temple, asked everyone what they needed and wanted, and satisfied them all at once.
"Master, I heard there's something really delicious out there called spicy or la tiao. I wonder if Master can..."
“1,000 kilograms!”
With a wave of his hand, thousands of kilograms of spicy strips were recorded.
"Master uncle, I need soap and washing powder..."
“1,000 kilograms!”
“…”
I thought his disciples would ask for something rare, but it turned out that they asked for the most common things, such as spicy strips, laundry detergent, shampoo, shower gel, razors, etc.
This made Lei Zhen feel very emotional: Alas, what kind of life are we living?
Although he absorbs the energy of the sun and the moon every day and eats pure green food, he looks so pitiful that even a razor has become a rare item.
"Uncle Master, I want..."
The tall and icy nephew Ziqing's face turned slightly red, no longer as cold and arrogant as usual, giving people a sudden sense of contrast.
"Ziqing, just tell me what you want. Uncle can give you anything as long as you ask, hehe." Lei Zhen's face was full of tenderness.
The contrast is really nice.
"I heard that people out there use sanitary napkins. Could you give us some..."
"Sure!" Lei Zhen patted his chest and said loudly, "Don't worry, I'll get you tens of thousands of tablets to use slowly."
"Thank you, uncle."
"Don't thank me yet, do you know how to use this thing?"
"Is it troublesome?"
"It's a little troublesome, but when the time comes, I'll teach you how to use it!"
“…”
As a senior uncle, it is my duty to care about my junior nephew.
Lei Zhen thought about it and decided that he not only had to buy them sanitary napkins, but also bras, and teach everyone how to use them correctly, and he had to provide personal guidance.
“Cough cough cough…”
Yuan Sancai coughed a few times and couldn't bear to listen anymore.
He found that he was wrong. Even though this guy became his uncle, he still had evil intentions.
…
Go to the Long family and propose marriage.
The next morning, Lei Zhen and Yuan Sancai went down the mountain early and headed to Tianbu where the Long family was.
"Uncle Master, don't talk nonsense when you get to the Heavenly Department. I'll take care of everything." Yuan Sancai warned, "I'm not afraid of them, but I'm afraid of you."
"Why are you afraid of me?"
"I'm afraid you'll commit suicide!"
"Am I that kind of person?"
Lei Zhen blinked, his face full of innocence.
Everyone thinks he is a suicidal person, but in fact he never does anything suicidal.
From the beginning till now, every time he acted suicidal, he held a trump card in his hand, so although it seemed like he was suicidal, it was actually not the case at all.
For example, when he was fighting with Da Ying, he ran to a neutral country alone and allowed the other side to capture him. To outsiders, this behavior was a typical act of seeking death.
But what is the reality?
He was holding a pumpkin in his hand, and not only was there nothing wrong with him, he also generously gave away a few pumpkins to others and ate the ace spy Olivia.
Only an idiot would seek death without any trump card. Lei Zhen would never do such a thing even if he was beaten to death.
"Although you are now our uncle-master of Tianji Temple, if you drift to a place where we can't protect you, then the Long family really dares to kill you."
"The Long family is the most prominent family. Although they are in charge of government affairs and may not be as powerful as the Liu and Ying families in terms of military strength, they have been firmly in the top position for many years and have quelled countless rebellions."
"So this time we're proposing marriage, don't say anything too wild, and don't do anything too extreme, otherwise I really don't dare to think about the consequences..."
I’m afraid that this uncle-in-law will suddenly lose control, forget who he is and where he is.
It is true that his identity is a talisman, but if he insists on riding on someone's neck to shit and piss, the Long family will definitely not let him go. They will definitely kill him directly and then find a reason.
For example, ascending to heaven in broad daylight, or having a sudden enlightenment and passing away in meditation on the spot.
There are many explanations for death. Ascending to heaven in broad daylight certainly doesn't make sense in the outside world. Uncle Hat would have to give two big slaps in the face if he heard it, so that the person who reported the case would wake up.
But it works here, whether it is ascension or sitting in meditation, many people believe in it.
The Long family can say that Lei Zhen ascended to heaven in broad daylight, and by the way, they can also tell everyone that the Tianbu where their family is located is protected by heaven, so the uncle from Tianji Temple ascended to heaven here.
You can say whatever you want in places where science is not important. Maybe in the future we can build an altar at the place where the person died from the thunder, make it extremely sacred, and countless people will flock to it, hoping to get some of the immortal air.
"You mean if you can protect me, I will be protected, but if you can't, I will be in trouble?" Lei Zhen looked at Yuan Sancai and said what he was thinking.
"Uncle Master, that's not what I meant."
"Any other meaning?"
"What I mean is, if you want to get yourself into trouble, don't drag me into this! You can do whatever you want outside, but when you go to the Long family, you must keep a low profile. This is called hiding one's edge, and only people with great wisdom can do it."
"I understand..."
Lei Zhen nodded, a cautious look in his eyes.
Seeing his expression, Yuan Sancai breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that this uncle still valued his life.
"Let's go to Liu's house and hang out with Yingjia first."
"Why go to their house?"
"Propose marriage."
"ah?!"
"Hurry up and go to the Liu family to propose marriage first, and then go to the Ying family to propose marriage."
"no……"
"What the hell is your problem?"
"I, I...you didn't bring any gifts either."
"You didn't pluck the goose feathers?"
"I……"
Yuan Sancai really wanted to slap himself twice. He regretted why he brought Lei Zhen in. He knew that this guy was a person who wanted to create chaos in the world, but he still promoted him to the uncle master of Tianji Temple.
It’s your own fault!
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