Chapter 469 Abnormal Couple
Found a treasure!
No, it’s not that I found a treasure, it’s that the treasure is running towards me.
With the help of everything that happens between the two of them, without being impatient or anxious, without fighting or competing, they will eventually form a momentum for a big fight.
"I must get what I want!" The parrot said with a smile, "I must also get what you want. My love for you starts with your personality."
Lei Zhen nodded and pinched her nose.
"Well done, don't do it next time."
"There won't be a next time. I won't hold anything back from you. If I wanted to hold anything back, I wouldn't be honest with you."
It has come to this, everything is in the past.
"I'd also like to remind you that you are powerful, but there are many powerful people in this world." The parrot laughed and said, "Does this count as a lesson for the chief instructor?"
"Calculate!"
How can it not be counted?
That is his own wife. If it were an enemy, he would have been killed long ago.
"Hubby, go play." The parrot pointed at Zhao Yunjin and said, "You have to open this gift for me. I don't mind."
She really didn't mind and she really gave Lei Zhen a gift.
"Go ahead. People like us live to earn our keep, so we can do whatever makes us happy. Your wife has died several times before, so she won't care about this."
"Whoever can make my husband happy, I should thank him."
The parrot blinks its eyes, looking very playful and cute.
Seeing that Lei Zhen didn't move, he pushed him hard, urging him to hold on tight.
"Wife, did you do this on purpose?"
"This is our new house, our new bed, and you actually..."
Lei Zhen's face was full of vigilance, suspecting that this was done on purpose to test him.
"Have you ever slept among the dead?" asked the parrot.
"I have slept with him." Lei Zhen nodded.
"Are you scared?"
"How can I be afraid? A living person wants to turn me into a dead person. Are you afraid?"
"I was scared at first, but then I got used to it. I felt safe when someone wasn't lying next to me and not breathing..."
Normal couples would not discuss such issues at this time. If others heard about it, they would definitely be considered perverts.
But for Lei Zhen and the parrot, this was a normal conversation.
In the battlefield of life and death, it is very common to sleep among the dead. Usually, encountering this situation means being in a desperate situation for more than three or five days.
All supplies are exhausted, and we have to eat if we want to survive.
"So I don't care about the bed, I only care about your mood." The parrot said seriously, "Maybe I'm not the most suitable wife for you, but I will definitely be with you until the end. Whether you fly or run, no matter where you go, I will not fall behind."
"call……"
Lei Zhen threw Zhao Yunjin onto the sofa.
"Wife, my target tonight is you."
"I heard it hurts the first time."
"Have you ever been shot?"
The parrot sat up and pointed to its belly.
"Holy crap, 7.62mm lead core bullet, let me check my back!"
"The wound on the back is more serious. The most annoying thing is the cavity effect caused by the lead core bullet. The wound on the shoulder is fine. It's a penetrating wound caused by a 5.62mm steel core bullet."
"Fuck, this was shot by an AK. Which bastard wants to kill my wife?" Lei Zhen cursed angrily, "99% of people who get hit in the abdomen by this thing will die. Fuck you!"
AK47 uses 7.62mm bullets, most of which are lead core bullets.
If they are hit in the limbs, they are basically disabled, and any unit hit in the torso is basically dead.
After the lead core bullet penetrates the body, it will roll over, creating a terrifying cavity effect and maximizing the trauma.
The scenes in the movies where the characters get up and continue fighting after being hit by a few AK bullets are all fake and impossible in reality.
"During the border battle with the Pentagon, I was shot and had my neck slashed, but I managed to kill them all."
"The casualty ratio is simply too high, almost reaching 3:1."
"It was after that incident that I retired from the commando unit due to injury."
The parrot sat there, touching the scars on its body with Lei Zhen.
"Wife, how did this knife wound come from?"
"CRK tactical knife, 35-degree backhand bevel cut, tricky angle..."
The parrot told Lei Zhen the origin of each scar.
"Wait—" the parrot suddenly stopped and said, "Hubby, it seems we are going to make a doll, why are we talking about this?"
"Yeah, let's get back to the topic. I asked you if you've ever been shot. You should answer yes, and then I asked you if it hurt."
Lei Zhen brought the topic back on track.
"It doesn't hurt." The parrot laughed. "The pain nerves have been suppressed, and I've entered a stage of immediate paralysis."
"That's right. The first time is definitely more painful than being shot, because the pain is not severe enough to effectively stimulate the body to activate its self-protection mechanism." Lei Zhen said.
"level?"
"It's probably level 8, but it will be affected by objective factors."
"for example?"
"Size, firmness, and so on."
"How many levels do I have to endure?"
"Level 11?"
"Level 11 is fine, shall we get started?"
“…”
Lei Zhen and the parrot are truly from the same world. Their marriage is a match made in heaven, a perfect match among perfect matches.
It's gotten to the point where they can discuss cannibalism, cavity effects, pain levels, and all the technical jargon is spewing out of them.
"Honey, it's over level 11!"
"Wife, this is an objective factor."
"You are too objective!"
"It will soon be different..."
On the sofa, Zhao Yunjin hugged his knees with his eyes wide open.
She was frightened...
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