Chapter 1662 Who Arranged My Funeral?
Once upon a time, he felt that this world was just a makeshift team.
It doesn't matter who the person is. Even an idiot can do a good job in the position because the world is a steadily running machine.
As long as the procedure is correct, it doesn't matter who sits in the seat.
But Lei Zhen doesn’t think so now. The ones who truly control the world are not a makeshift team, but truly powerful characters.
From top to bottom, there are no mediocrity.
This is the essence of the world, and he saw it.
Of course, anyone who can see this scene has already jumped from the top of the world to the top of the cloud that dominates the world.
"Forget it, just follow me from now on." Lei Zhen rubbed Xinyue's face and said, "I don't need you to protect me, I just need you to live a good life. I don't want a Xinyue who is exiled, nor a Xinyue who will always be someone else's shadow."
Xinyue didn't say anything, but tears fell down her face.
"Okay, I won't hit you anymore in the future, okay? Really, women are made of water, and even the ceiling of humans is made of water." Lei Zhen shook his head.
"Hubby, I don't want to go back!" Xinyue suddenly cried, "You can beat me and scold me in the future, but please don't send me back, okay?"
"Okay, okay, I won't send you back, and you will stay with me forever." Lei Zhen said with a smile.
"Don't lie to me!"
"I've lied to Jiaoyue but never to you, okay?"
"Um!"
“…”
This is really the truth. Lei Zhen really didn't lie to Xinyue.
The main thing is that this girl's brain seems to be slow, either she opens the wide open door to someone close to her face, or she opens the wide open door to someone close to her face.
Now it seems that he is not stupid, but just living under the shadow of the bright moon.
"You guys—" Lei Zhen shouted to Zhan Huang and the others, "Follow me for now, but remember one thing: you are not allowed to kill people casually."
"Yes, Master!"
"Master, can you eat people?"
"You can only eat whoever I tell you to eat, otherwise, eat beef!"
“…”
Lei Zhen adjusted his mood and his overall condition returned to normal.
Things like finding the way and extracting thoughts and consciousness, these sci-fi things should not appear in his life.
Even if he acknowledges that there are different worlds, what does that have to do with him?
Eat when you should eat, drink when you should drink, play when you should play, don’t delay!
Of course, next we have to go to the plateau continent, take the War Emperor and others to defeat the Pioneer, and then return to Koh Samui.
"Hey guys, let's go eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks with me!"
Lei Zhen waved his hand and led his men forward.
After about half a day, we saw the sentry post in the distance.
This is the lookout post that was left behind when I sent him into Death Valley last time. It was meant to be a waiting post for me.
Soon, a group of soldiers came running over.
"Instructor!"
"We have been ordered to wait for support. Please follow us to the outpost. We will report later and send a helicopter to pick you up." The leading officer said loudly.
"Thank you for your hard work, comrades!"
"Serve the instructor!"
"Hahaha……"
This feels so fucking good and so fucking real!
When they arrived at the outpost, Zhan Huang and the others looked at them with curiosity. Of course, the soldiers also looked at them with curiosity because those who followed the instructor were wearing armor.
Well, rough armor and animal skins on his body, just like a savage.
"Instructor, let's eat."
"What's there to eat?"
"The conditions here are simple, with only canned food. The pressure cooker broke the day before yesterday, so the rice is a little undercooked..."
The altitude is too high, so if you want to cook the rice you have to use a pressure cooker.
Even meat and other foods need to be cooked thoroughly using a pressure cooker, otherwise they will be half-cooked.
"As long as it's edible."
Lei Zhen smiled, not caring at all.
The group came to the dining room, sat down and started eating.
"What is this?" asked the Beast King.
"Take a bite." Lei Zhen pointed at the can and said, "Even though the taste isn't great, it's still enough to fill your stomach."
The Beast King was very cautious and took a small bite carefully.
In an instant, his eyes widened and an expression of immortality appeared on his face.
The next second, he picked up the can and poured it into his mouth.
“Delicious…delicious…”
The other people showed disgust when they saw his appearance.
"It's just food. How can it be so delicious... huh? Delicious!"
“It’s so delicious!”
"Don't steal mine, or I'll get angry!"
“…”
A few people went crazy and scrambled for the cans.
When had they ever eaten something so delicious?
No, never!
The soldiers next to them were stunned. These cans were the food they had eaten and vomited, but these savages had even licked the cans clean.
"Are there any canned food left?" Lei Zhen asked.
"Ah? Yes, yes, yes!" The officer nodded.
"superior!"
“It’s not heated yet.”
"It's okay, canned cat or dog food is fine."
“…”
In a short time, the cans piled up into a small mountain, and everyone was eating with their mouths full of grease.
But this was not enough, especially for the Beast King, who looked at the officer eagerly, wanting some more canned food.
“No more…”
The officers were helpless because the canned food in stock had been eaten up.
"Is there anything else to eat?" Lei Zhen asked.
"And instant noodles." The officer replied.
"Make a big pot."
"yes!"
“…”
Lei Zhen didn’t eat it, and neither did Xinyue.
Even though the girl was hungry, she wouldn't eat unless her husband told her to.
"Come on, I'll get you something to eat."
"good."
Lei Zhen took Xinyue into the kitchen, found some potatoes, onions, cabbage and other things, and stir-fried them with pork to make a large plate.
fragrant!
So delicious!
Xinyue was smiling from ear to ear while eating. She had never eaten such delicious food in her life.
…
A helicopter arrived and carried the group away from the plateau.
Afterwards, he changed flights to a northwestern city and arrived at Lei Mansion after landing.
"I'm back!"
Pushing open the door, Lei Zhen howled.
No one paid any attention to him. After a long while, Sister Nan carefully walked out and stared at him for a long time.
“Ghost!”
A sharp sound echoed throughout the Lei Mansion.
Sister Nan rushed over crying and hugged Lei Zhen tightly.
"Even if you're a ghost, I still want to hug you! Husband, it's been so long since the seventh day, why did you just come to see me, wuwuwu... You're a ghost, why are you still saluting?"
“Bang!”
Lei Zhen slapped her butt hard.
"How can I be a ghost? I am alive...hiss! What are you doing?"
"Oh, it's so hot? Honey, you're not a ghost!"
"Nonsense, of course I'm not a ghost."
"They said you were dead and the funeral arrangements were complete."
"What?"
Hearing this, Lei Zhen was a little confused.
Seeing that he didn't believe it, Jiang Nan dragged him to the main house at the back.
In the center of the huge living room, Lei Zhen's portrait was placed upright, and there was also an incense burner with hundreds of incense sticks burned in it.
"Who the hell arranged my funeral? They cursed me to death!"
"Honey, I did it."
"you……"
Lei Zhen rubbed his head, unable to bear the punishment.
He turned around and saw that there was no one else there.
"What about them?"
"They're all gone."
"Why don't you leave?"
"I'm waiting for the house to be sold... No, I'm here specifically to wait for my husband! Honey, do you want scented oil or shower gel?"
“…”
Lei Zhen was at a loss whether to laugh or cry, but he also knew why all this happened.
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