My name is Ji Huaichuan. I am the ultimate loser of the 21st century. My family has a little money, so I don’t have to worry about food and drink and I don’t have to go to work early and come back late. My parents plan to practice trumpet, so there is no need for me to inherit the family business.
My biggest task every day is to take good care of myself and not starve myself to death. Recently, I became obsessed with a novel called "The Lost Tomb: A Trapped Man" so much that I stayed up late to read it and got into a trance and had a car accident. Then I traveled to the Zhou Dynasty and became a baby.
I have an unreliable love brain system. It ran away to date my boyfriend when I was three or four years old, leaving me only a fortune and a bunch of miscellaneous tasks. Among the many tasks, I chose to give up. What a rubbish system, it ruined my life!
I am now the youngest son of the Emperor of the Zhou Dynasty. I was picked up by him when he was on tour. Maybe it was because he had a child in his old age or maybe it was a buff from the system, but his whole family, from the old to the young, likes me very much.
I heard something amazing. My nephew is King Mu of Zhou!
Wow, won’t there be another Queen Mother of the West in a few years?
As expected, my guess was right. This might be the world of Tomb Raiders.
Something unexpected happened in the middle, and then I met the Queen Mother of the West in Kunlun. I liked her quite a bit. When I first met her, she spoke to me very gently, but after a long time I found that it was not the case.
I have been in Kunlun for nearly ten years, and the most important thing every day is bickering with this woman. The way we get along is like two elementary school kids.
The Queen Mother of the West was conducting an experiment on longevity, and I was also involved in this matter, but I did not agree with her using living people to test drugs. I even had a quarrel with her because of this. I really admire my courage.
In order to save my life, I ran back to my laboratory immediately after the quarrel with her. On the way, I saw that the corpses they carried out were slowly rotting and growing flowers. They were corpse amorphophallus. I couldn't resist the spirit of exploration, and then... I went blind.
I lived as a blind man for many years. One day, my unreliable system suddenly came back, cured my eyes, and asked me to find a lover for the Queen Mother of the West so that she wouldn't have to tinker with all those messy things all day. Of course, I was happy to help, and it just happened to be a matchmaking for my eldest nephew.
After a series of extremely unreliable actions on my part, I didn't expect that the relationship between me and the Queen Mother of the West was still as good as before. She held a grand birthday party for me, took me to a gathering in Changbai Mountain, gave me countless jewels and mansions, and even a successfully researched elixir of immortality. That's what she said.
I seemed to understand something, and then I lay in that coffin for 3,000 years.
The Queen Mother of the West likes to call me "Your Highness". Although I feel awkward hearing that, I don't refuse because I also call her "Empress". She always says that I am a precious person and deserve the best. I don't believe it. I think it's just a polite remark.
Later I realized that was the literal meaning. My disrespectful old master gave her all his fortune so that she could take care of me. I am really valuable.
The Queen Mother of the West is also a good friend of my unreliable system. She had previously promised the system to take care of me and had gained a lot of benefits. Later, she used this condition to cheat my master.
Before the system ran away, it still had some conscience and asked her to send someone to pick me up. However, the person who came to pick me up was unreliable and lost me. She searched for a long time before she found me through the master. Otherwise, we might not be able to meet again.
Now the truth is out. Queen Mother Yao Qiong is actually a friend of Li Guang. I was so worried every day before, and she even pretended to me that she didn't know Li Guang.
As for why I said at the beginning that I didn’t know Zhang Qiling, it was because of that scumbag Li Guang’s mission.
I was about to get into the coffin when it suddenly came back to life and gave me a task, asking me to save Zhang Qiling.
The mission came suddenly, and I was a little confused at first. Zhang Qiling is so powerful, does he still need others to save him?
It really works. The system said that Zhang Qiling’s father and mother were being hunted down, and if he didn’t go, the consequences would be disastrous.
I went there and saved Zhang Qiling's family, and then they entrusted Zhang Qiling to me...
I took little Qi Ling to travel around for more than ten years, and finally went to Star City, where I met the Old Nine Gates at that time and found my nemesis master. Not long after, Zhang Qi Ling was lost. The reason was that I took him for a stroll on the street, and I went to buy some snacks. I asked him to stand still, but when I turned around, he was gone.
Later I found him in a small shabby house. He had just been locked up and would be sent to a sanatorium for research in a few days. I knew how terrible the research was, but I didn't rescue him immediately. Children need to be scared before they will be obedient. I threw a few miniature amulets to Zhang Qiling. After making sure that he could not be found, I drove an ox cart to the sanatorium.
When I arrived at the sanatorium, Zhang Qiling had not been sent there yet. I planned to wait and see. Anyway, those people couldn't see me with the talisman paper. On the third day, after I counted the ants, a fully equipped car drove into the sanatorium, and in the car was Zhang Qiling.
I followed them into the experimental ward. All the tools for the experiment were already prepared. It seemed like this had been planned for a long time!
Those people in doctor's clothes threw Zhang Qiling on a bed and turned to leave. I quickly grabbed the key bunch and took Zhang Qiling out of the sanatorium after they left.
It's inevitable that I'll run into a few scum on the way back, but I've always been a peace advocate, unlike my master who likes to fight, which would be unbecoming of my little prince.
Then I handed those people over to my companion beast Chiyue, which was the earth dragon inside the bronze door at the beginning.
When I left, the people behind me were reluctant to let me go. They cried and shouted, and even lit bonfires to see me off. Occasionally, there were a few inappropriate words, but they were all swallowed by Chiyue.
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