【Hahahaha, this really made me laugh】
Wuxie is truly filial, a truly filial nephew.
[When in doubt, he hides behind Uncle San. More importantly, he's holding a talisman. What do you call this? A coward who wants to show off? Hahahaha…]
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Qin Ze's shoulders shrugged as he tried to hold back his laughter, and his fair face turned red. Afraid of being seen, he turned his back to everyone.
The fat man, perhaps feeling guilty about offending Wu Sansheng before, didn't laugh out loud out of courtesy. But judging by his trembling body and the way he was gasping for breath from trying to hold back his laughter, who could not help but see that he was chuckling!
Hei Xia Zi put his hand to his lips and said, "The balance has not been received yet, so he can't be too presumptuous."
Zhang Qiling's mouth corners curved slightly.
The boy's expression was strange. The Third Master was really...
Wu Sansheng's face turned black. He was not blind! He could tell that these people were trying to hold back their laughter. He glared at his good-for-nothing nephew.
"What the hell are you laughing at!" Wu Sansheng slapped the clueless Da Kui on the head and pointed at the corpse that sat up but didn't move: "Go and see what's going on with the corpse."
Da Kui touched his hurt head with a wronged look. So many people were laughing, why did the Third Master only hit him?
Da Kui went forward to check with some fear. When he got closer, he found that the corpse did not sit up by itself, but was supported by a mechanism.
And the corpse was a wet corpse, so it could sit up.
It was a false alarm!
Everyone came forward to take a closer look, and Wu Sansheng discovered that this mechanism was connected to the mechanism for opening the coffin. That is to say, as long as the coffin was opened, the corpse would be pushed by the mechanism to sit up, thereby achieving the effect of scaring off tomb robbers.
Wu Xie saw that nothing was wrong and was about to put the talisman in his hand into his pocket when the sharp-eyed Wu Sansheng snatched it away.
"Uncle San will keep it for you first." As he said that, Wu Sansheng put the talisman paper into his pocket.
Wuxie widened his puppy eyes in disbelief, looked at his empty hands, and then looked at his uncle's pocket.
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Qin Ze laughed and said, "What a scene of loving uncle and filial nephew, hahahahahahahaha (?＞?＜?)"
"Third Master, the corpse is breathing!" Fanzi screamed as if he had discovered a new world.
What?! There is such a miraculous situation?!
Everyone gathered around to check, and sure enough, they saw that the corpse's chest was moving slightly up and down.
Wu Sansheng's eyes were now fixed on the jade figurine worn by the corpse. The fat man had a sharp eye and knew what was good.
"Wow, this is a jade figurine, right? A set of it must be worth a lot of money!" The fat man clicked his tongue.
"This thing can't actually be measured by money. It has a price but no demand!" Wu Sansheng said.
"It's rich!" The fat man felt that he had made the right decision this time!
Wu Xie came closer and found that there was a layer of white stuff around the corpse. Just as he was about to reach out to take a look, Qin Ze slapped him.
"It's so dirty, touch it with your hands!" Qin Ze scolded, "Don't touch something like this that you don't know what it is! What if it's poisonous?"
Wuxie nodded, that made sense.
Then……
Qin Ze complained, "It's not poisonous, but it's disgusting. That's skin shed from a corpse, who knows how many years it's been there. You can't let the puppy touch it, or you'll lose your hands!!"
Wuxie: ? ? !
Fortunately, fortunately, he didn’t touch it, otherwise Wuxie felt like he might have wanted to throw his hand away.
Sure enough, Ozawa still loves him! ╰(*′︶`*)╯
Not only did they sell him the precious space at a low price, but they also reminded him to protect him everywhere!
Oh! I just don’t know how to refuse without hurting Xiaoze’s feelings. After all, he is a normal man with normal sexual orientation and there is no way he would come out.
Unconsciously, Wuxie's thoughts gradually went astray... and he was on the wrong path and there was no turning back.
Just when Wu Sansheng and Fatty were worrying about how to remove the jade figurine from the corpse without damaging it, Zhang Qiling approached the corpse and strangled it in full view of everyone.
"You've lived long enough, you can die now." Zhang Qiling's eyes were cold and his tone was chilly.
"What are you doing?!" Wuxie questioned. Although it was a corpse, he was still breathing. Isn't this equivalent to murder?
"Calm down, there must be a reason for what he did." Qin Ze grabbed Wuxie, pressed him down, and asked him to behave himself.
[Tsk, a breathing corpse isn't a good thing. Besides, it's better to just kill this half-human, half-ghost thing. And if this thing doesn't die, you'll be the one to die when it comes back to life.]
Wuxie: “…”
That makes so much sense!
"The answers are all in the box." Zhang Qiling said, completed the task first, and stood aside as a sculptor.
Wuxie's eyes fell on the box next to the wet corpse. He opened the box and found a silk book inside.
Wuxie took out the silk book and roughly translated the contents. It talked about the grievances between Prince Lu and Tie Miansheng, and that the person lying in the jade servant was Tie Miansheng, and that the body of Prince Lu was replaced by him. It was right next to the sarcophagus they had just passed by.
When everyone heard this, they thought Tie Miansheng was not a good person and was a cuckoo occupying the magpie's nest!
[Tie Miansheng is indeed not a good person, but if people don't work for themselves, they will be punished by heaven and earth. Who doesn't want to live forever? The temptation of immortality is too strong. Alas, I can understand it, but I don't agree with it.]
[Also, this should be a fake silk book. It was really replaced by Wu Sanxing a long time ago. Even the purple gold box that Wu Xie just picked up and put into his backpack, and the snake-browed bronze fish inside, might have been replaced a long time ago.]
Bombs exploded towards Wuxie one after another, and Wuxie's head was buzzing.
Wuxie:! "(o Д o*)
If he remembered correctly, he had just said that the box containing the backpack required a password to open! Could Third Uncle really be so capable as to swap the contents of the box?
No, that old fox, it's not easy for him to switch things! Wu Xie gnashed his teeth in anger.
[After all, the snake-browed bronze fish in the purple gold box is the key to luring Wuxie into the game.]
Entering the game, entering the game again. Wu Xie didn't know what to say. His mood was extremely complicated, and he felt a chill in his heart.
The fat man stared at the jade figurine with burning eyes. After searching for a while, the fat man found a thread under the elbow of the corpse. That was the key to unlocking the jade figurine.
After carefully untying the jade figurine, the fat man was about to put it into his backpack when a gust of wind suddenly passed by his ears, and then a hand pulled him away from his original position.
"Bang!" A bullet hit the place where the fat man had just stood. If someone had not pulled the fat man away in time, the bullet would have hit the fat man's body.
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There are some private settings in the plot (﹡?o?﹡)
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