"I meant for you to shut up!!!"
Wuxie's face turned red, like a cooked shrimp.
"The kid is still angry, how cute." Qin Ze couldn't help but say what was in his heart.
“…”
Zhang Qiling and the others fell silent.
Wuxie was so ashamed that he wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into and listen to what Qin Ze said!
He is a middle-aged man, but he is said to be cute!
"Don't be shy, baby. I've seen you changing your diaper."
!!!
Wuxie was so startled that he sat up immediately, and Zhang Qiling's eyes widened.
If he remembered correctly, Qin Ze's bone age was only in his 20s!
"Hey, Pingzi, are you wondering how I, who's only in my twenties, could have ever changed Wuxie's diaper? That's a long story..."
Qin Ze had an unfathomable expression on his face, his hands behind his back, and he started talking nonsense.
"Your father's age is fixed. This is somewhat related to the ultimate in the bronze door, but you don't need to know too much. You just need to know his actual age, which is definitely much older than you."
After Xia Xia entered the bronze door, he had problems with his eyes and at the same time gained immortality (my personal setting).
The ultimate in the bronze door is simply a very useful excuse. If there is anything unreasonable, it can be pushed to it. Even Zhang Qiling cannot say no.
After hearing what Qin Ze said, Zhang Qiling thought for a moment and nodded. He had never seen the situation Qin Ze described, but that didn't mean it wouldn't happen.
Even he couldn't tell how magical the ultimate thing inside the bronze door was.
So Qin Ze was right to use the ultimate in the bronze door as an excuse.
When Qin Ze saw that Zhang Qiling did not refute, he knew that he definitely had no way to judge the truth of his words. Even if he did not believe it, he had no reason to expose him. Qin Ze was proud.
"That's too..."
Wuxie's face turned red and he couldn't utter a complete sentence for a long time. Although he was much more shameless than before, when he met Qin Ze, he found that he was still too shameless.
"My dear disciple, what's the big deal? It's just that daddy is changing your diaper."
Hei Xia Zi was laughing so happily that Wu Xie's fists were hardened. He really wanted to beat him up.
"Blind boy..."
Qin Ze suddenly turned his gaze to Hei Xia Zi. Hei Xia Zi's smile froze on his face. What happened? He had a bad feeling.
"Blind boy, you were quite interesting when you were little. You were a complete cocky brat. You would just put your head high and look down on everyone, acting like you were the boss and nothing more than the boss..."
Hei Xia Zi's bad premonition was confirmed, and he quickly rushed forward to cover his father's mouth. No matter whether it was true or false, he said it so carelessly, how shameless of him!
“Mmm…”
Unfilial son!
How dare you cover your father’s mouth!
Qin Ze pried his hand apart in a bad mood, then bit the big hand that was covering his hand hard.
"hiss!"
Hei Xiazi cried out in pain.
He's definitely not my dad! How could my dad be so childish?!
Qin Ze relaxed his mouth with satisfaction.
mock up!
And I want to stop him from talking nonsense!
Don’t even think about it!
He will teach them a good lesson today to let them know how powerful nonsense is!
"Fatty, when you were little, your dad took you to raise pigs. When you were feeding the pigs, you were accidentally knocked over by a pig. With a loud thud, you fell directly into the pig trough and took a bath.
Afterwards, he was still clamoring to kill the pig that hit you and eat its meat."
The fat man's happiness shattered with a "crack".
"And Flower Boy, you were the most beautiful when you were little. When Daddy had nothing to do, he loved buying you all kinds of pretty little dresses. Honestly, you looked so adorable in those dresses, like a princess with a crown on."
Jie Yuchen: “…”
Is this going to end? Is there no way to get over the issue of him wearing women's clothing? Why does he keep bringing it up?
"Pingzai was a quiet kid when he was little. He was also a foodie. He loved sweet candies and couldn't help but squint his eyes in happiness every time."
Well, he gave face to Pingzaizai separately.
[Quick, 000, quickly synthesize some photos]
Otherwise you can’t fool them!
System 000, who has always been particularly interested in watching the fun, of course agreed without hesitation.
In less than 5 seconds, 5 freshly-made composite photos appeared in Qin Ze's hands, and they were realistic enough to be mistaken for real ones.
"I don't believe it."
Zhang Qiling pursed his lips.
"I knew you guys were such troublemakers that you didn't even believe what your father said. Luckily, your father has evidence."
Qin Ze smiled triumphantly, and with a flip of his hand, five composite photos appeared in his hand, showing exactly what he had just said.
"Come on, come on, take a look."
"Absolutely authentic!"
Just..., that's strange!
Zhang Qiling and the others looked at the photo, then at each other, not knowing what to say for a moment. It felt like Qin Ze was telling the truth. They wanted to cover their faces. Could it be that he knew everything about them since they were little?!
Probably so. Zhang Qiling tried hard to recall whether he had any dark history as a child. Unfortunately, he often suffered from amnesia and could not remember the past clearly.
I looked at them and they didn't say anything or refute.
Qin Ze knew that they had tacitly agreed that what he had just said was true, and he was immediately overjoyed.
What a naive bunch! They don't even know there are such things as composite photos.
In other words, he took advantage of the underdeveloped technology and their lack of knowledge in this area, so he dared to fool them like this.
Anyway, no matter what, this wave is so cool!
From today on, the fact that he is their father cannot be denied, unless someone comes to expose him personally, but how is that possible?
Qin Ze's mouth corners were almost crooked from smiling.
"Tell me now, do you believe I'm your father? I want to hear the truth. If anyone disagrees, stand up and I'll tell you a few more things to prove it."
"I believe it." Jie Yuchen answered quickly, fearing that if he was a second late, Qin Ze would reveal other dark histories to him.
"We believe it too." The others quickly agreed, and even Zhang Qiling nodded.
Okay, okay, stop talking. They believe it. Shut up. If you keep talking, we'll really have to find a hole to crawl into.
"Hahaha……"
Qin Ze smiled proudly with his hands on his hips.
In the following days, he was in high spirits. After it was confirmed that he was the father of Zhang Qiling and the others, relying on his status as an elder, Qin Ze urged them to get married one by one and gave them all kinds of advice.
After just half a month, the complexions of several people had visibly improved, but there was always a helpless smile on their faces.
"Flower boy, you really don't want to pick one? Look at how good-looking this one is in the photo. His family relationship is simple too. Daddy picked him especially for you!"
Qin Ze poked his head out and saw that there was no one else inside. He pushed the door open and walked in carelessly.
Jie Yuchen got a headache whenever he heard his voice, and came to his office again to urge him to get married!
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