Chapter 227: Unlucky and unfortunate, entertaining you and me
"Uncle San has lost face? Let me see it, I want to see it!"
I don’t know if it’s because of the depth of his love, but when Wuxie heard the news that his third uncle had lost face, he was more excited than anyone else.
"Sit aside and don't squeeze me." Hei Xia Zi pushed Wu Xie away with disgust, then took out his mobile phone, put on a storyteller's posture, and began his performance.
"Don't worry, I'll just read it to you."
"The following information comes from the on-site notes of our off-site reporter, Miss Huo."
Hei Xia Zi deliberately controlled his voice and spoke in a solemn and serious tone, as if he was reporting something important.
"Today, a very serious incident occurred in the Golmud region. A middle-aged man with no name attempted to buy a damaged treasure map from someone else at a low price."
In fact, Aning and the others discovered that the plate containing the map was missing a corner and could not be used.
In the end, it was Wu Sansheng and Huo Xiuxiu who went to look for the fragments of the plate.
"The shop owner refused to sell it, claiming it was a family heirloom. Wu then pretended to leave, but returned half an hour later. He and others broke into the shop owner's home, set his motorcycle on fire to confuse the owner, and stole the incomplete treasure map."
"This show of operation is really too rude."
Fatty Wang was the first to comment, followed by Wuxie who complained.
"Fatty, you don't have to be so subtle. My Third Uncle himself is not polite, so why are you covering up for him?"
Xie Yuchen also smiled and said in agreement.
"Yes, just tell him he's shameless, isn't that enough?"
Fatty Wang looked at the two descendants of the Nine Gates, each one more filial than the other, and gave them a thumbs up.
These two people sang the same tune and really didn't want to give Wu Sansheng any face at all!
Although this behavior is indeed criticized...
"Hey, that girl even sent me a video. Wow, great! She even shared some gossip with us.
I knew this girl was capable, and she's a promising young heroine since she was little."
Hei Xia Zi praised the video from a distance, then directly clicked on the forwarded video, and very considerately turned up the volume of his phone to the maximum, for fear that someone would miss this melon.
The video is only a dozen seconds long and appears to have been filmed secretly in a car. It records the family's reaction after Wu Sansheng stole something from someone.
The first scene is Wu Sansheng pushing the door open and walking quickly out from someone's backyard, and then he bumps into a little girl picking eggs in the chicken coop.
The girl saw Wu Sansheng holding a painting inlaid with bottle and plate fragments, and seeing that he was sneaking around and didn't look like a good person, she became angry instantly.
Her father said that this painting was an extremely valuable heirloom, and how could it be taken away by an outsider so easily? He must have stolen it!
The simple-minded girl was so angry that she threw the egg in her hand at Wu Sansheng, and at the same time shouted to her father who was in the front yard.
The shop owner was still fetching well water, trying to put out the fire and save his car. At this time, he heard his daughter's loud and urgent shouting from the backyard. He immediately gave up trying to save his car and hurried to check on his daughter.
Then we see Wu Sansheng holding the painting and running out over the fence of the yard. What is there to not understand now?
The shop owner, who was also a hot-tempered person, bent down, took off one of his shoes, and threw it at Wu Sansheng's head.
The owner's aim is still pretty good, but maybe because he is old, his power is a little weaker.
The shoe finally fell accurately into Wu Sansheng's hood. Wu Sansheng, with egg liquid on his head, ran faster without looking back, carrying two trophies, a painting and a shoe.
At the end of the video, Huo Xiuxiu deliberately gave a close-up of Wu Sansheng, who was exhausted and panting after running all the way into the car.
Wu Sansheng looked a mess, with a few pieces of egg shells still on his head. The yolk and egg white were stuck to his hair, and a lot of it flowed down his bangs onto his cheeks, making him look extremely sloppy.
Xie Yuchen looked at it and thought it looked a bit like the prisoners in ancient TV dramas who were about to be pushed to the vegetable market and beheaded, and were pelted with rotten eggs and leaves along the way.
Then he thought about the "Wu Sanxing Emotional Breakdown Plan" that he and Wuxie had discussed countless times over the past two days and had finally perfected. Xie Yuchen suddenly felt a little sorry for Wu Sanxing.
Isn't it going to be a public execution? When they meet up, with Jie Lianhe, the cross-dressing boss who has been instigated by them, there will be no way Wu Sansheng can walk out with a clear conscience!
You have to keep either your life or your integrity.
Either they die physically and their past is wiped out, or they die spiritually and socially, letting their elders take the initiative to "entertain them with colorful clothes."
Parents and children are all relatives, so this idiom is just right for this purpose.
Xie Yuchen felt that there was nothing wrong with his idea!
After a while, Huo Xiuxiu called directly.
As soon as Hei Xia Zi answered the call, the phone was taken back by Jie Yuchen.
"Xiu Xiu, what's wrong? Is there something wrong?"
"Brother Xiaohua, have you seen the video I sent you? Isn't it super funny~"
Huo Xiuxiu on the other end of the phone was all smiles and continued to share gossip with a cheerful look.
"It's a pity you weren't there to watch. The owner and his daughter were both really good at throwing.
One was throwing four eggs at once and they all hit Wu Sansheng, and the other was taking off his shoes and throwing them right into his hat. With such accuracy, it would be a shame not to practice javelin throwing or something like that.
Huo Xiuxiu sighed, feeling sorry for the talent of the father and daughter, and then continued to speak with a lively smile.
"By the way, I'm no longer riding in the same car with Wu Sansheng, so I have the time and conditions to call you."
The reason why they left that car and found a new one and got in was that, on the one hand, both of them were smart people, and Huo Xiuxiu obviously did not want to participate in Wu Sansheng's plan and become a pawn.
Of course, the main reason is that the shoes in Wu Sansheng’s hat are really smelly and highly contagious.
Even if the shoes are thrown away, the faint stench still seems to linger at the tip of the nose, making people feel extremely uncomfortable.
"Thank you for your hard work, Xiuxiu."
After hearing Huo Xiuxiu's detailed description, Xie Yuchen and Zhang Moyu, who loved cleanliness, almost had an attack of mysophobia on the spot.
"It's okay. We plan to rest here for one night and set off tomorrow. We expect to enter the Tamuto Basin around nine o'clock tomorrow morning.
You should have already considered merging the two teams, right? So just get ready. I'll suggest leading the team myself. "Brother Xiaohua, don't forget to give me a GPS, or I'll get lost in the Gobi Desert."
"Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on them."
Huo Xiuxiu spoke with understanding.
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