Chapter 367 The Three Idiots of the Zhang Family
After the sacrificial dance was over, a group of guards came down from four directions and stood guard beside the altar. Zhang Hailou still felt a little unsatisfied.
He suddenly realized that he quite liked the feeling of being the center of attention. Why not try his luck in the entertainment industry?
For someone like me who has a handsome face, eight-pack abs, good acting skills, and kung fu skills, and who has all kinds of skills, it should be easy to be an idol actor.
He can also change his voice and has a wide vocal range. I think being a singer would be a good idea. When he becomes famous, he can hold concerts. There will be huge crowds of people and flash lights everywhere like a disco. It will definitely be very lively!
The most important thing is that he not only has a beautiful appearance, but also an interesting soul. I think if he really makes his debut, there will be many fans who like him.
Zhang Hailou thought happily and decided to go find Jie Yuchen to exchange feelings after the sacrificial ceremony. After all, Jie Yuchen, a singer, also has many fans and can be regarded as his future colleague. He can go and learn from him.
The first half of the sacrifice ended quickly. Zhang Qiling took Zhang Moyu and others to the main attic to rest for a while. Hei Xiazi, Jie Yuchen, and Wang Pangzi also followed.
After all the familiar people were left around, Hei Xia Zi and Wang Pang Zi pushed aside Zhang Hailou and other clan leader's guards, and put their arms around Zhang Qiling's shoulders, one on the left and one on the right, without any awkwardness at all.
"Alright, little brother. You looked so handsome on the altar earlier. We haven't seen each other for a few days, so I think you should be more impressed."
Fatty Wang grabbed the shiny fur on his cloak with envy and looked at him with bright eyes.
Hei Xia Zi also had a smile on his face, raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhang Qiling with a teasing look in his eyes. Looking closely, there was actually a hint of strange relief in his eyes.
"That little mute from back then has become quite successful now!"
Hei Xia Zi pretended to wipe the corner of his eyes, and then he felt someone hit him on the back of his head with such force that he staggered forward and almost fell.
"What's that tone of voice?"
The real patriarch Zhang Moyu retracted his hand and looked at Hei Xia Zi with a half-smile.
"Sorry, sorry, I just spoke too quickly and said things without thinking. It's my fault."
Hei Xia Zi clasped his hands together with an apologetic look on his face and bowed to Zhang Moyu in a pretentious manner.
"You are such a mess, you just act weird all the time."
Zhang Moyu scolded him with a smile, and Hei Xiazi curled the corners of his mouth, and the expression on his face became lively and playful in a second.
"That's right. We have enough decent people in our family. We just lack someone like me who can handle things."
As soon as Hei Xia Zi said this, Zhang Molan, who was also very capable, and Zhang Hailou, who was even more capable, turned their heads and looked over at the same time.
Zhang Moyu looked at the three people, and a word suddenly popped up in his mind - the three sled idiots.
They are the three idiots of the Zhang family...
Fortunately, he is not the patriarch now, otherwise he would still have to take care of these three guys, which would give him a headache.
The current clan leader Zhang Qiling also glanced at the three people and felt tired.
Let’s not talk about the distant past, let’s just talk about the past few days.
Black Bear was bored and was playing with fire beetles, so he took the opportunity to set fire to the spider hole and killed several of the hanging black spiders that Zhang Ruihe had carefully raised for several months.
Zhang Rui and his entrusted tribesmen found the spiders after searching over a dozen tombs. They brought them back with great difficulty and took care of them all day long, settling them down. But before he could even start his weaving business, all the spider silk in the cave was burned to ashes by the black bear.
Afterwards, it was not clear who did it. Zhang Ruihe was furious. He took part of his savings and offered a reward for the culprit within the clan. He gritted his teeth and said that he would hang the person who ruined his plan with spider silk and use him as a sandbag for his little cuties.
The resentful look on his face made Zhang Qiling want to avoid him.
Of course, there is also a bit of guilty conscience involved in knowing the culprit but helping Hei Xia Zi cover up his crime.
This one is his best friend, and the other is his closest relative. What can he do when he is caught in the middle? He has no choice!
Zhang Qiling really wished he hadn't learned the truth from Zhang Moyu. At least then he wouldn't feel guilty in front of his clansmen.
Let’s talk about Zhang Molan. He is also a useless person. When he is in a bad mood, he likes to fight. He wants to touch everything he sees with his fists.
Whenever Zhang Qiling thought about the big fish he raised, and the punch mark on its smooth forehead, which was so deformed that there was no way to remove it, he felt inexplicably angry and a little aggrieved.
That brute! That barbarian!
Didn't he know that beating a dog also depends on the owner? That was the fish raised by the current clan leader! What right did he have to beat him!
Finally, let’s talk about Zhang Hailou. If the first two were restless in behavior, then Zhang Hailou was harassing people verbally.
When he went to the cafeteria to eat with other tribesmen, he talked a lot about shitting on the boat and on the plane, and made a speech, which made others unable to eat, and thus he grabbed some limited dishes in the cafeteria.
When Zhang Ben'an was teaching the children of his tribe and letting them practice endurance, he not only told jokes and made funny movements, but also deliberately approached them to tease them.
When Zhang Ruijin brought some clansmen to discuss the construction of other family infrastructure and were arguing over the blueprint for the construction of the clan land, he deliberately added fuel to the fire and exposed the dark history of both parties.
If we really talk about those behaviors, they have attracted much more hatred than Zhang Molan and Hei Xiazi, and they are simply too numerous to list!
After returning to the main attic, Zhang Qiling waved his hand and told the clan leader's guards who had gathered there to do what they were supposed to do, and not to crowd around him all at once, as he was annoyed by the sight.
Ever since the clan leader's personal guards were selected, Zhang Qiling was usually accompanied by two people when he traveled around the clan territory.
He felt a strong sense of security and also felt the love of his people.
The only drawback was that, as he had originally expected, he had no private space at all. If he hadn't strongly objected, he would probably have been followed even to the toilet.
Don’t ask, you will regret it if you ask!
If he had known the result would be like this, he would have just refused to choose his personal guards and performed the Nuo dance alone.
Anyway, he has to wear a mask throughout the entire ceremony, so as long as he covers his face, he won't be embarrassed!
Unfortunately, there is no medicine for regret in the world.
They each found a place to sit down and rest. Zhang Moyu noticed a hint of sadness on Zhang Qiling's face and asked with concern.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? You look so listless. Did you not make plans for the afternoon?"
Zhang Qiling glanced at him and slowly shook his head.
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