Chapter 061 The Whale Who Wants to Become the King
When Zhang Moyu was lamenting about his height, Fatty Wang, who was thousands of miles away, also let out an unwilling cry.
"Isn't it just a little fat? Why is this world so hostile to fat people?!!"
"Hmm~"
At this time, Zhang Qiling, Wuxie and Fatty Wang were riding killer whales on the sea.
Ignoring the aggrieved whimpering of the killer whale carrying Fatty Wang, everything is so harmonious and beautiful.
Time goes back to twenty minutes ago...
After a free tour of the Xisha Underwater Tomb, the Iron Triangle, the Demolition Squad and the trio finally had enough and were ready to go home, but found that there was no road for them to leave.
So, Wuxie's clever little brain suddenly turned and he came up with a solution.
A great man was right!
There are no roads in the world, but when more people walk on it, it becomes a road!
Wuxie decided to be the first pioneer to take the new path.
Then they blew up the top of the tomb...
Due to some unknown evil factors, Wuxie and the other two fell behind Aning.
After Zhang Qiling and Wang Pangzi drove away the hospitable Miss Jinpo and prevented Wuxie from being captured by them and taken as their concubine, they returned to the sea together, only to find that the ship that had originally stayed there had disappeared.
There was a vast sea all around them. At this time, they could only verbally curse the unethical An Ning, and then pray that a ship would pass by and rescue them.
Zhang Qiling was not too worried that they would stay here. He believed that the "missing" Wu Sanxing would arrange a way out for them, and they just had to wait for someone to pick them up.
But it was really uncomfortable to soak in the water, and no support came for a long time. Zhang Qiling looked at his hand which was bandaged securely and the wound had actually healed, and thought of a certain affectionate dog... no, a fish!
The killer whale's silly fish face flashed through his mind, and Zhang Qiling decided to put Zhang Moyu's threatening words behind him for the time being and rebel a little.
He lightly scratched the black gold ancient knife in his arms with his index finger, and blood flowed out instantly, dripping onto the sea surface and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Apparently, the threat of adding Coptis chinensis and Sophora flavescens to the bitter medicine was still very effective. Zhang Qiling now finally had some awareness of cherishing himself.
The worrying fat mother noticed his actions and started nagging and expressing her opinions. She wanted to bandage him, but found that the three brothers were all wet and there was nothing to bandage them with.
Wuxie, who has a more imaginative mind, suddenly remembered the whales they met on the way here. They seemed to have appeared not long after "Professor Zhang" was scratched on his hand by a fishhook.
Wuxie suddenly had a guess in his mind, and felt that he had vaguely glimpsed a glimpse of the truth.
Sure enough, less than ten minutes later, a series of rhythmic chirping sounds appeared from the distance, followed by the appearance of a group of killer whales leaping on the water.
A school of killer whales gathered together, and relying on their large numbers, strength and size, they drove away all the other big fish that had gathered together.
The clever killer whales found that Zhang Qiling was floating on the water. They did not smell any more blood, but they also did not see the unknown steel monster. They easily understood why Zhang Qiling called them here.
The killer whales, who have rich "sea rescue knowledge", are very familiar with this scene.
They sometimes see humans falling into the water at sea. To them, humans are so small and each one is super cute!
Unfortunately, it is too fragile and cannot live in water. It will drown if it soaks in the sea for too long.
It was the first time in their lives that Wuxie and Fatty Wang were circled around by a group of killer whales. Regardless of their cultural level, the only thing they could say was "Fuck!"
The killer whale with a red forehead came to Zhang Qiling again, whimpering and nudging into his arms.
However, it obviously underestimated its own size and strength. Zhang Qiling supported its head with both hands to calm it down, but he could not refuse the enthusiasm of this hot-blooded killer whale and could only be pushed to go with the flow.
Wuxie and Wang Pangzi, who only enjoyed the first-level circle service without the close contact of the killer whale, looked at this harmonious scene, feeling sour envy and jealousy in their hearts, and laughed mercilessly.
Noticing that Zhang Qiling's unchanging face still seemed to have some hopelessness in it, Fatty Wang felt that he had a burst of inspiration and gave this famous scene a fitting name.
They decided to call this historic moment "The Cold-Faced Kirin and His Little Orca Wife", which made Wu Xie next to him laugh so hard that he couldn't stop.
Zhang Qiling, who heard their conversation, gave them a cold look and let them figure it out for themselves.
In the end, this interracial "mermaid love" ended before it even began, and the person who "stole the love" was the fat man.
Because the other killer whales were unable to carry Fatty Wang's weight, they had to leave this most difficult task to their leader.
The head whale is worthy of being the strongest in the whale group. Even with the fat man on its back, it can catch up with other moving killer whales.
Although...but...
Oh, oh, oh, it also wants to carry the big Qilin on its back!
It also wants to be the king whale!!!
Although they were moving steadily forward on the sea, Fatty Wang could hear the killer whale carrying him whimpering all the time, while the two killer whales that Zhang Qiling and Wuxie were riding only called out occasionally, and from time to time they took people to make a water leap.
Although he couldn't understand whale language, Fatty Wang had reason to suspect that the fish was cursing at him, complaining that he was too fat!
What's wrong with being fat!
Nowadays, even fish discriminate against fat people. How can this world ever be a better place?
Fatty Wang let out an indignant cry, and the killer whale under him let out a whimper full of grievance.
"No, it wants to carry me."
Feeling that he could vaguely understand what they meant, Zhang Qiling took the initiative to explain on behalf of the innocent killer whale.
I didn’t expect that Zhang Qiling is actually quite knowledgeable. Not only can he speak Zongzi language, he can even speak a “less popular language” like Whale language!
Fatty Wang felt a little embarrassed for being too sentimental. He reached out and touched the killer whale's slippery back, apologizing sincerely.
"I'm sorry, brother. I wronged you."
After saying this, he also specifically tagged Zhang Qiling.
"Brother, please do me a favor and translate what I just said to this killer whale brother."
Zhang Qiling silently turned his head to look at him, then turned back and ignored him.
The killer whale that Wuxie was riding was swimming nearby, and naturally saw the look in Zhang Qiling's eyes just now. He pursed his lips and tried to suppress his laughter, causing his body to tremble, causing the killer whale on his back to whimper in dissatisfaction.
"Hey? What's that look in your eyes, little brother? Why did I feel like you looked at me like an idiot just now?"
"Hahaha, Fatty, it's good that you know it, no need to say it out loud."
Wuxie finally couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing, which earned him a punch from the fat man who stretched out his arm.
As a result, Fatty Wang lost his balance and fell off the fish's back, splashing a huge splash of water.
The killer whale carrying Wuxie was startled and made a sharp turn to get away, but ended up throwing the unsuspecting Wuxie into the water.
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