A foolproof butt pocket



A foolproof butt pocket

The filming on the scene was still going on, but the people who were hung up by the wire and swung until their brains were blistering became Wen Zhuo and Yu Han.

One of them is a senior and powerful actor, and the other is a child star with rich experience. When they were hanging on the outer wall of the shopping mall, everyone was very calm.

But Wen Zhuo's assistant couldn't remain calm.

Perhaps because he was betrayed by his agent before, Wen Zhuo did not sign a contract with an agency after his comeback, and also declined the offers from those old-timers with complicated connections. He only hired a newly graduated student to be his assistant to do some simple and easy tasks.

The student's surname is Tang. He has a good personality and is efficient. He is also willing to listen and watch more. However, he has little experience and gets nervous easily when encountering anything.

At this moment, he was holding onto one of Tang Lin's arms as if he were facing a formidable enemy. "Oh my God, Brother Wen went up so high and was swinging back and forth. Will he get dizzy? What if he can't stand steadily when he comes down? Should I wait to carry him back to rest or go buy him some motion sickness medicine right away?"

Tang Lin wrinkled his nose and thought to himself, I don’t know either. My male protagonist disappeared as soon as he came down, and I wanted to ask him if he vomited!

But he couldn't just leave the panicked Assistant Tang there, so Tang Lin had to run to find Yu Han's assistant and ask for advice from this reliable older sister who had been in the industry for many years, and then bring back the little anti-nausea and soothing artifact that her sister gave him.

Tang Lin was busy in front, and Lu Xinyang walked past everyone behind him with a thermos on his head.

The thermos didn't fall down not because he had a flat head, nor because he was good at acrobatics, but because Ji Rongyu's hand was supporting him from behind.

Lifting his arms felt a bit tiring, so Ji Rongyu asked him, "Can you walk faster?"

Lu Xinyang said, "Wait a minute."

He raised his phone and pointed the front camera at himself and Ji Rongyu: "To commemorate the first day of our private class."

"There will be no next day." Ji Rongyu turned his head and gave him a cold profile.

Lu Xinyang raised his phone higher, tilting the screen to the side: "Eggplant!"

He slapped Ji Rongyu's head as he walked. After slapping him dozens of times, Ji Rongyu finally called him to stop, "Turn left and walk another ten meters to the end."

Then the two of them successfully found the bathroom, which was hidden a little deep, by the smell.

First, he rinsed the thermos, then squeezed a pump of hand soap to wash his hands. Ji Rongyu rubbed his fingertips, which were also stained with oil, and squinted his eyes with a bit of disgust. Lu Xinyang took his hands and rubbed them together without saying a word.

The thermos without the smell of oil returned to Ji Rongyu's hands. Lu Xinyang still needed to go to the toilet, but the hygiene conditions in the small shopping mall were not very good. Ji Rongyu didn't want to wait for him with a pinch of nose, so he wiped his hands and left first.

Five minutes later, Lu Xinyang stood by the sink again, shook off the water droplets on his hands, and answered the phone: "Hello?"

"Brother Lu, where are you? Sister Chang wants to talk to you about something!" Tang Lin said, "She wants to ask you to take some time off to take some photos to put on your Wikipedia. It seems some magazine editors also want to see them. Sister Chang wants to help you get some covers."

"Can't we shoot on set?"

“It’s possible, but the effect probably won’t be as good as studio shots.”

Recalling the trouble he had taking the final makeup photos, and not wanting to delay the filming, Lu Xinyang said, "Let's do it on the set."

"That's what I replied to her... But where are you? I've been looking for you for ages and can't find you. And when did you take your phone away?"

"What are you doing? Doesn't the male protagonist have human rights? You have to interfere even when I use my cell phone to go to the toilet?" Lu Xinyang raised his voice to hide his guilty conscience for adding more food.

Worried that the smell of fish soup in his mouth would be detected, Lu Xinyang was careful for once. After coming out of the bathroom, he started looking for a store to buy a bottle of mouthwash or chewing gum.

But this mall was not doing well, and many stores were closed and covered in dust. He went all the way to the second floor of Building B before he found a small noodle shop that was open. He bought a bottle of mineral water and drank it.

On WeChat, Chang Xue quickly sent him several looks for him to choose from. Lu Xinyang was drinking water and looking at his phone when he accidentally bumped into a photo printer on the side of the road.

A few conspicuous large words flashed on the screen: "Scan to print high-definition photos for free." Lu Xinyang stopped to look at it for a while, then raised a finger and poked it.

He followed the instructions on the screen step by step and soon printed out two good-quality images of Ji Rongyu's profile, which were only slightly blurry.

When trying to upload another overhead photo of Ji Rongyu, a prompt popped up on the screen indicating that the number of prints was 0, requiring users to watch an advertisement and follow a public account with friends before they could continue printing.

So Lu Xinyang sent the QR code to Tang Lin.

Tang Lin: Who are you? Why did you steal our hero's account? I'm warning you not to touch his WeChat balance. That's my salary for next month and the month after next!

Lu Xinyang: Please help me follow me! Otherwise I will deduct 20 yuan from you to buy me some meat.

Tang Lin: Oh, you only dare to eat the meat that costs twenty yuan. I believe you are the real one.

The 0 displayed on the screen was refreshed to 2. Lu Xinyang searched through the photo album again, picked out two particularly good photos of his head, and then stuffed the four printed photos into the pocket of his down jacket.

Returning to the set along the same route, Lu Xinyang's face was ablaze with smiles. He planned to keep two of the photos for himself, along with the special autograph card Ji Rongyu had given him, and then sign the remaining two before returning them to him. Mm-hmm, reciprocity is the way to go!

Before I even reached the entrance of the mall, I saw Ji Rongyu standing by the elevator with a thermos in his hand, his face full of impatience: "Are you going to the toilet or digging a toilet? What took you so long to come out?"

Lu Xinyang subconsciously touched his pocket before holding up the water bottle: "I'm going to buy some water, do you want some?"

"I won't touch what you've drunk." Ji Rongyu didn't even look at him, as if he was not waiting for him at all but just happened to pass by, and he started walking away.

Lu Xinyang followed closely and took the thermos back into his hands: "You really don't want it? The supermarkets here are all closed, and water is hard to buy."

"No, I have milk tea."

The two returned to the set. Gao Jian, who was staring at the monitor, glanced at them out of the corner of his eye. Seeing how close and close they were, he smiled smugly.

He said that Xiaorong was a very smart person. He could make Lu Xinyang so angry that he jumped up and down, and then coax him into submission in the blink of an eye. With him around, Lu Xinyang seemed to have endless energy. He never complained or felt tired, and he would cooperate obediently no matter what he was told.

Xiaorong should really be given another credit!

"Crack! Good! We've done this one. Go take a break. Put them down slowly." Gao Jian stood up from the small bench and waved to Ji Rongyu, "Xiao Rong, come here."

He handed Ji Rongyu the script with the revisions marked in highlighter. "This part can't be used. The scenic area still can't agree. They said that the bamboo forest must not be damaged. So, take a look and see where it would be best to move this scene."

"I understand." Ji Rongyu took the script. Since he had been mentally prepared, he had thought of several backup plans before, but he was not very sure about any of them. He planned to go back and ask Zhou Xiaoqing for advice.

"Also, don't rush to leave after filming tonight," Gao Jian said with a smile, "Everyone has worked hard filming this past month. While we're still in the city, the crew will treat everyone to hot pot. There's plenty of ingredients."

Today is their last day of filming in Shangchuan City. Tomorrow they will set off for tourist attractions in a remote county town, and then go deep into the mountains. It is inevitable that the environment and treatment will continue to decline.

"Okay, thank you, Director Gao." Ji Rongyu smiled. It really felt good to be able to have a hot pot in a lively atmosphere on a freezing winter night.

"What? Hotpot tonight?" Lu Xinyang caught the delicious and fragrant keyword, and his Adam's apple immediately rolled.

Oh my god, today is such a delicious day!

He licked his lips impatiently, his mind already picturing the bubbling spicy soup base and the plates of brightly colored, juicy ingredients. "That's great! I haven't had beef in ages. There's also beef tripe, beef blood, beef liver, and beef tripe..."

Ji Rongyu rolled up the script and knocked him on the head without any hesitation: "You have no place at the table."

"Why!" Lu Xinyang made an incredible sound.

"You still have the nerve to ask?" Ji Rongyu looked him up and down. "Have you lost all the four pounds of weight you gained from eating ice cream? If you keep eating like this, when we shoot the stabbing scene later, I don't think you'll need special effects. No matter how you stab, it will be just a matter of time."

"You're humiliating me!" Lu Xinyang excitedly opened his clothes and eagerly showed off his six-pack abs. "Come on, touch me! Touch me! I really don't have any fat now!"

"You've lost a bit of weight," Gao Jian reached out and touched her, then said with a smile, "but we're about to film the scene where Fu Qianyu looks haggard and downcast. You still look too good now, so you need to lose another five pounds."

In fact, losing five kilograms was not enough, but Gao Jian was afraid that if he told the truth, he would scare him and make him rebel, so he set a small goal first.

Lu Xinyang dodged his hand that was about to touch him again, stared blankly at Ji Rongyu, then lowered his head and patted his flat belly, his voice getting lower and lower: "How can I still have five pounds? I... I just have a little bit of a raised butt. Unless I don't want my butt, it's impossible for me to lose more weight..."

Ji Rongyu decisively ripped off his clothes, quickly took out a heat pack and put it on his belly: "Are you sick now or do you really want to make yourself sick? If I see you exposing your belly in such cold weather again, you might as well not wear clothes anymore."

"I was wrong..." Lu Xinyang admitted his mistake absentmindedly. He picked up his mobile phone and pressed the screen for a while, then held up the encyclopedia content displayed on the screen, trying hard to fight for his right to hot pot freedom.

"Hey, Director Gao, look, Teacher Wen is ten years older than me, Yu Han is two years older than me, and there's this other guy, this other guy... they're all older than me. I'm the youngest in this crew. Can't we promote some traditional virtues of respecting the elderly and loving the young?"

Seeing his sincere gaze, Director Gao patted his storyboard with a half-smile. "Are you respecting the elderly and loving the young again? Why didn't you remember to give me a sip of that soup just now?"

Lu Xinyang, who had already drunk up all the soup, lost his last bargaining chip and could only stand there and keep silent, feeling aggrieved.

Ji Rongyu, who had gone to throw away the packaging bag of heating pads, came back again, his brows still furrowed. He felt that one heating pad was not enough to be safe, but the ones he brought with him were all used up, so he reached out to touch the pocket of Lu Xinyang's down jacket: "Do you have any heating pads on you?"

“It seems not…” Lu Xinyang was completely unprepared for his actions. When his fingers were already in his pockets, he suddenly remembered something and jumped to the side in panic: “No! It’s not on me! Xiao Tang took it!”

"If there is no money, then there is no money. Why are you reacting so strongly? I'm not trying to steal your money." Ji Rongyu looked at him in confusion, picked up his phone and started contacting Tang Lin.

Lu Xinyang breathed a sigh of relief after feeling scared. Seeing Ji Rongyu turned around to look for Tang Lin, he quickly took out the photo from his pocket, thought for a moment, and put it back in his back pocket.

The surprise cannot be exposed casually. It is too dangerous to just put it in the pocket of clothes, but Ji Rongyu will not touch her butt for no reason, so it should be safe to hide it here.

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