Hairy Friends
For Ji Rongyu, this was a rare soft word, and he only said this because Lu Xinyang's face was so bewitching.
But when the door was unlocked, Ji Rongyu realized that he had been completely mistaken.
What he released was not a weak little magpie bird, but a fierce human sheep that could jump three feet high.
Lu Mengyang beamed with joy, rushing towards Ji Rongyu with the bags in his hands. He was carrying over a hundred pounds of weight and three people at once, almost pushing Ji Rongyu to his knees. "So it was a misunderstanding? That's great! I knew you wouldn't hate me!"
Ji Rongyu staggered a few times, his shoulders were locked tightly by Lu Xinyang's arm, and they were almost face to face. The steaming excitement went straight into Ji Rongyu's ears without any obstruction.
"Add me back now! I'm watching you add me! Once you add me, you're not allowed to delete me anymore!" Lu Xinyang fully demonstrated what it meant to push for more. "And give me a nice note, something different from everyone else's!"
It can be seen that he was quite upset about receiving a red exclamation mark.
Ji Rongyu blew a puff of white mist on his cold hands, then began to take out his phone: "Okay, I'll mark you as Young Master Lu, isn't that noble enough?"
Lu Xinyang went a step further: "That's a bit vulgar, why not call me Young Master?"
Ji Rongyu glanced at him sideways, estimated the thickness of his face, and then decisively poured out all the guilt in his heart to feed the dog.
He reluctantly followed the sponsor's taste and made a note that brought with it the double buffs of stuttering and hand tremors, and in his heart he had already begun to silently pray for the completion of filming in April.
"Oh right, there's also Weibo. You don't even follow me on Weibo! Come on, follow me!" Lu Xinyang didn't realize how petty he seemed by being so fussy, and how it didn't fit the image of a "big, big, big young master."
Even though he was holding so many things in his hands, he still had one lively and powerful little finger free to poke Ji Rongyu's chest continuously.
Standing with him like this, Ji Rongyu couldn't help but slow down in switching apps.
Ji Rongyu is a pure natural gay. After he understood his sexual orientation in middle school, he always consciously kept a physical distance from his male compatriots and never took advantage of others.
But right now it seems like he's being taken advantage of by straight men.
Moreover, the hot white breath that Lu Xinyang exhaled blurred the lenses of his glasses.
Ji Rongyu tried to remind him gently: "If you talk to me like this, my lenses will fog up."
"Oh?" Lu Xinyang took a step to the side. "It's okay, just a small problem."
Before Ji Rongyu could feel pleased with his understanding, he turned 180 degrees, facing Ji Rongyu face to face, opened his mouth with a clear target towards Ji Rongyu's glasses, and blew out another breath.
Under the double blockade, the vision is deeply confused.
Ji Rongyu: “…………”
Unfortunately, the culprit showed a look of confusion: "Huh? Isn't fogging caused by the combination of hot and cold? I heated up the outer lens too, so why is it still foggy?"
Ji Rongyu suppressed the urge to beat him up, and squeezed out his last bit of good temper from between his teeth: "Why don't you go back and look through your high school physics textbook?"
“…Oh, sorry,” Fortunately, Lu Xinyang was not too stupid and finally reacted.
He immediately made amends by quickly taking off Ji Rongyu's glasses and wiping the lenses with his sleeves.
Ji Rongyu took a small step back calmly and took out the glasses case from his pocket: "I don't want to wear them anymore, just put them in."
"Don't wear it? Can you see the road clearly so late?" Lu Xinyang raised his glasses hesitantly, looking like he wanted to poke the two glasses legs into Ji Rongyu's face.
Ji Rongyu took another step back cautiously: "My eyesight is fine, I'm just wearing it for fun."
"I see. I thought your eyesight was damaged from looking at the computer too much." Lu Xinyang put the glasses back and then remembered something. "Hey, you haven't told me that question I asked you just now. Will you write me into your next novel?"
After receiving the sponsor's recommendation in person, Ji Rongyu touched his nose and directly dragged his name into the villain candidate list. Then he said seriously: "Sure, if you want, I can write you in to show your face. But when the time comes, will your fans say I'm riding on the popularity or treat this as an Easter egg? I can't guarantee it."
His consideration was not unreasonable, but Lu Xinyang had not yet formed the concept of fans in his mind, so the second half of the sentence was simply ignored.
"No way, we are so familiar with each other, are you still willing to let me just show my face? If I bribe you through the back door, can you write me as the male lead?" Lu Xinyang raised the snacks in his hand with anticipation.
Ji Rongyu lowered his eyes and looked at those three-no hotties, and silently transferred his role from Villain A to Villain Gui in his heart.
"You don't like it? Then... then I'll return the beef to you. Is that okay?" Lu Xinyang reluctantly took out the half pound of Fang Jie's homemade beef.
You also know this is called "repaying", Ji Rongyu thought, he is indeed worthy of being the capitalist's son, without spending a penny, he wants to trick a coder into writing fan fiction for him.
Ji Rongyu accepted the beef without hesitation, and then reminded him: "If a novel has a clear prototype, it should be disclosed to the readers, and you must also give me a letter of authorization."
Please, I write BL novels, dear. I dare to distort your sexual orientation, but do you dare to come out and claim the prototype?
If you don't claim it, I will sue you for fraud.
Believe it or not, I will go and knock on your grandfather's coffin with a lawyer's letter.
Ji Rongyu's mind was full of thoughts, but his instinct to conceive a story started uncontrollably.
If I really want to write a character like Lu Xinyang, what subject matter should I put him in... Tianliang Wangpo or fool literature?
In short, it is definitely not serious.
If I were to give this fanfiction a name...
Ji Rongyu looked at his sparkling eyes and the half piece of seaweed frozen on the corner of his mouth, and a line of cursive words popped up in his head: "The financial sponsor who fell from the sky is a fool, where can the humble office worker escape?"
Ji Rongyu: “…………”
Stop, stop.
If he really wrote something like this, his reputation would be ruined.
Lu Xinyang thought about it seriously and said, "Of course there's no problem with the authorization letter. Readers also have the right to know that the handsomeness of their favorite male protagonist is authentically mine."
After this night of torture, Ji Rongyu has developed a great resistance to Lu Xinyang's thought processes and can remain calm and peaceful at any time.
And without blinking, he told a huge lie: "Okay, then it's a deal. I will definitely write a novel just for you."
As for when it will be written, it will be in my lifetime series.
Lu Xinyang obviously didn't have the ability to think carefully and was fooled.
"Ji Rongyu, you're so good to me!" His eyes flashed with deep emotion, and his voice was almost choked with sobs. "Don't say anything. From now on, we are half-brothers. As long as there is a mouthful of chopped green onions from me in our family, there will definitely be a clove of garlic from you!"
"...Has your family run out of food to fill their stomachs?" Ji Rongyu realized very well that there were disagreements between him and Lu Xinyang all the time. When the two of them got together to chat, their thoughts were not even as clear as their urinary tract.
Being with Lu Xinyang was more tiring than working overtime in the cubicle. He really wanted to go back to the hotel as soon as possible and soak in the comfortable hot water to have a good rest.
"What? Are you hungry again? Then wait for me." Lu Xinyang looked at his stomach. Ji Rongyu didn't know where the word "again" came from, and Lu Xinyang didn't give him time to think.
He bent down to put down the bags of snacks, turned around and looked around, his eyes fixed on a noodle shop. He squeezed through the crowd and ran to buy two buns and a basket of fried dumplings, then ran back to give them to Ji Rongyu.
"I originally wanted to eat snacks with you on the way back, but since you are hungry, you should eat something filling first." He happily stuffed the warm buns to Ji Rongyu, and put the fried dumplings into his clothes pocket to keep them warm.
"Thank you." Ji Rongyu was indeed a little hungry. He took the bun, and Lu Xinyang suddenly took out a fish lollipop wrapped in transparent plastic film.
Ji Rongyu was obviously stunned for a moment and did not take it. Lu Xinyang's hand had already reached out to his chest.
There was a left chest pocket on his down jacket that he had never used since he bought it. The metal buckle was tightly closed, but the little fish easily slipped in with a flick of its tail.
Lu Xinyang smiled with his eyes curved: "This is for you too, I saw it on the counter."
He picked up his bags again and continued walking forward. Ji Rongyu lowered his eyes, his gaze swept over the translucent little fish head sticking out of his pocket, which made his flip pocket tilt up. He raised his foot and slowly followed behind him, holding the bun and taking a bite.
Her eyes fell on the slightly bulging pockets of Lu Xinyang's clothes. Thinking that his clothes might be stained by the oil stains, she suddenly felt that the bun in her hand had become a little softer.
The ingredients in this shop are very solid, and the dough is well-kneaded. The first bite is full of wheat aroma, which makes you very appetizing. The second bite is soft, fluffy and chewy. The third bite...
Ji Rongyu was only touched for about a few seconds, and then he realized something was wrong.
I looked down and was shocked.
The bun was half the size of an adult's palm, and contained only a tiny amount of filling the size of a coin, while the rest was filled with the "good dough" he had just praised.
Is it delicious? If it is, eat more.
Ji Rongyu pinched the dough in his hand again and again, and vaguely felt a little pain in his head.
He really wanted to catch up with Lu Xinyang and ask him whether what he bought were steamed buns or the commemorative blind box of steamed buns specially launched by the store.
How could this person make my life so miserable every moment since I met him?
He has such a great ability to punish all living beings, so why would he condescend to act in an ordinary BL novel?
Ji Rongyu shook his head slowly.
He doesn't understand, he really doesn't understand.
But even though he was a mere mortal who could not comprehend the will of heaven, he used his mortal brain to figure out one thing.
That is - far away from Lu Xinyang.
What about good friends who never delete each other for life, what about brothers who share onions and garlic, these are all terrible traps set by the devil with a handsome face.
It is enough for them to maintain a pure relationship between financial backers and employees.
At best, I'll be a fake, superficial friend during filming.
No, the surface may not be safe enough, it needs to be further away.
Then let’s be hairy friends.
Ji Rongyu gently placed Lu Xinyang on his sweat hair.
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