King of Chrysanthemum?
Aren't we talking about butt tasting? Why are we talking about anus again?
"Princess, the chrysanthemum symbolizes noble character. How can I be worthy of the title of Chrysanthemum King?"
Wen Yu said seriously, "This chrysanthemum is not that chrysanthemum, but from my observation, you are worthy of the title of Chrysanthemum King."
Ning Xuanyan was startled: "Princess, what chrysanthemum are you talking about?"
Wen Yu blinked and said nothing.
Then he slapped his butt hard and said, "It feels good, take good care of it."
After saying this, he left without any reluctance.
Ning Xuanyan: ...
His butt, which had just regained some consciousness, was slapped until it completely regained consciousness.
Ning Xuanyan lay on the bed with an indescribable expression on his face.
How dare she slap his butt so lightly? How abominable!
He turned his head to look at the hem of Wen Yu's skirt as she went out. After his injury healed, he would definitely get it back double!
Wen Yu had no idea what he was thinking. Even if she knew, she would just sneer. It was not certain who would spank whom.
"Liuchun, arrange the carriage." Wen Yu said.
"Princess, are you going to look for Master Yue?"
Wen Yu stretched out her finger and shook it: "Leak, of course we need to find a good spot to watch the grand ceremony of the Xili envoys entering the capital."
"Leak, leak?" Liu Chun looked confused.
"Louloulou is Xili dialect, which means no no no."
It would have been fine if he hadn't explained it. After the explanation, Liu Chun became even more confused: "Princess, when did you learn to speak Xili?"
Wen Yu crossed her arms and said, "I don't know how to do it. I'm just guessing. Every time they say something is wrong, they shake their heads. Isn't it obvious? I'm really a genius."
Liuchun: ...
She thought about it carefully and it seemed that when those Xili people spoke in gibberish, they did make a leaking sound, usually accompanied by shaking their heads.
Could it be that the princess is really a genius?
Liu Chun asked curiously, "Princess, have you discovered any other Xili languages?"
Wen Yu said seriously: "I haven't found it yet. I will observe it for a while."
After saying that, he took Liuchun and went straight to the Good Luck Tea House.
I heard that this Good Luck Teahouse is the best place to watch the fun on the official road with the best view.
Leaning against the window of the box, one can indeed have a clear view of the official road.
Almost as soon as Wen Yu sat down, two teams of imperial guards ran past from the official road.
Wen Yu raised her eyebrows: "Why did the Imperial Guards come out?"
Liu Chun explained: "The emperor said that the Imperial Guards clearing the way is the highest honor for Xili."
Wen Yu burst out laughing: "Tsk, my royal brother is really talking nonsense."
As soon as Wen Yu finished speaking, the door of the box was pushed open, and a smiling voice sounded: "Who is this person who speaks ill of others behind their backs?"
When Wen Yu heard the voice, she blinked. Did she hear it wrong?
She turned around and it was indeed the emperor!
He was dressed in casual clothes and was very low-key.
But anyone who knows the business can tell at a glance that the clothes he wears are not as simple as they appear.
Liu Chun had already knelt down with his head bowed: "Liu Chun greets His Majesty."
The emperor glared at Wen Yu unhappily, then patted the folding fan in his hand and said, "Get up. We are not in the palace. I am traveling as Jiang Lin today, so the rules should be kept simple."
Wen Yu was stunned for a moment when she heard this.
Jiang Lin?
From my memory, I know that Jiang is my mother's surname, but what about Lin?
Only then did Wen Yu realize it belatedly and dug out the emperor's name, Wen Lin, from the corner of her memory.
No wonder, he has always been called "Royal Brother, Imperial Brother, Your Majesty", and his real name has long been thrown out of the window.
After all, no one dared to call the emperor by his name.
Wen Yu smiled and said, "Royal brother, why did you leave the palace again?"
"Of course I'm here to watch the fun." The emperor sat opposite Wen Yu while chatting and laughing, "As soon as I arrived, I heard you, my sister, say bad things about me."
Wen Yu immediately waved her hands: "What bad words are there? I am praising you. How can a courtesy be like sending two teams of imperial guards? My brother, you are so smart!"
"Where did such a smart royal brother come from? Oh, so he is from my family, wow, wow, wow, wow, incredible, he is worthy of being my, Wen Yu's royal brother!"
emperor:……
Is this a compliment to him or to the princess herself?
The emperor was helpless and waved his fan: "Although the imperial sister praised me so much, the courtesy was not proposed by me."
As soon as he finished speaking, the door was pushed open again, and Lin Yuzhi, dressed in plain clothes, walked in with a calm expression.
He glanced at Wen Yu, then turned to the emperor and said, "Your Majesty, the commander of the imperial guards just reported that the Xili envoys have arrived outside the city gate, and the imperial guards have also lined up."
The emperor nodded and said with a smile, "Sister, it was actually Prime Minister Lin who proposed the courtesy treatment for the imperial guards."
Hearing this, Wen Yu held up her chin, stared at Guandao seriously, and immediately changed her tone: "Oh, oh, oh, I thought so. It turns out that you are talking nonsense with your eyes open. You are absolutely right. You can't be wrong at all."
Lin Yuzhi:?
He frowned slightly. He had just come in, so how could he have offended the princess?
At this time, the emperor snorted coldly and said, "It is actually my sister who is telling lies, right? Speaking of which, I have not yet settled accounts with you, my sister."
"Hmm? Settle the account?" Wen Yu pointed her index finger at her nose, looking surprised, "Me?"
"Sister, don't play dumb. You know exactly what I'm talking about. You've deceived me so much..."
Wen Yu interrupted hastily: "Stop, stop, stop! Royal brother, please stop making it seem like I've cheated on you, okay? What did you lie to me and make you suffer? When did I lie to you? What did I say to lie to you?"
emperor:……
"Imperial sister, you knew that Lu Ren's lover was you, but you kept it from me!"
Wen Yu looked puzzled and asked, "Didn't I say that? I remember I said it, and I said it more than once, right? It was you, my royal brother, who refused to believe it, and insisted that I stay away from Lu Ren. Can you blame me for that?"
"If you can't remember, I can help you recall it. Don't thank me. It's my duty."
emperor:……
He said expressionlessly: "No need."
"It's okay, let's reminisce together!"
"No."
"Recalling memories."
"No."
"Together……"
The emperor stood up and said, "I will go to the next box. Please do as you please, sister."
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