When the emperor heard Wen Yu's voice, he put the memorial down and said with a smile, "I came here to ask my sister something."
"Me? Ask me? Is it some kind of national event?" Wen Yu was puzzled, and then patted her chest, "Although I don't understand, but if you insist on asking, I can use my smart brain to give you some small suggestions."
emperor:……
The emperor was speechless and choked up. He asked his sister about state affairs. Perhaps she felt that his position as emperor was too stable and wanted to find some excitement.
He shook his head and asked with amusement, "My sister told me before that the appearance of the Great Prince Lance of Xili was quite favored by my sister. Am I right?"
Wen Yu was stunned for a moment. Why did the topic suddenly turn to this?
She touched her chin and said, "It seems to be true. Lance is indeed very handsome. I really like those two blue eyes. I want to pluck them out and string them into beads and wear them on my shoes. When I walk on the street, everyone will look at me more."
emperor:?
"Since my sister likes it, why did she pick it off?"
Wen Yu smiled and said, "Because this princess and the Grand Secretary learned a line from a poem, 'If your eyeballs need to be gouged out, do it now, and don't wait until you have no more pearls and regret it.'"
emperor:?
He was silent for a moment and then said, "It seems that the Grand Secretary has taught well. My sister can recite poems now."
"That's right, your sister went to the Imperial Examination Hall today, and your brother, do you know what I saw?"
The emperor cooperated very well and asked, "What did your sister see?"
"I actually saw the Grand Secretary and the Minister of Rites having an affair! It was a desecration of the examination room!"
"Stop, stop, stop..." The emperor felt a headache, "Royal sister, please stop for a moment."
"What? Brother, you don't believe it? I have witnesses!"
The emperor was surprised: "Witness?"
The imperial sister actually swore that there was a witness. Could it be that such an outrageous thing was true?
"Of course, Yang Cheng is the witness. Brother Yang Cheng, do you remember him? It was the mascot and the braised egg that you found for me."
emperor:……
The emperor's head hurt even more: "Royal sister, let's discuss this matter later, let me take my time."
For a moment, he actually believed the nonsense of the imperial sister...
The emperor said sternly, "I summoned my sister to the palace because I have something to discuss with you."
Wen Yu: "I know, I didn't stop you from saying it, you were the one who hesitated for so long."
emperor:……
What a big pot! It's obviously the imperial sister who is talking nonsense herself.
He coughed lightly and said, "I think my sister must have known that I sent Lu Ren to destroy Xili."
Wen Yu looked at him dimly after hearing this: "How could I not know? After all, I, your sister, had just started to enjoy some meat, and you cut off my food supply and banished my happiness."
emperor:……
"It just so happens that I have almost recovered, so I plan to call Lu Ren to spar with him tonight and fight him for 800 rounds."
emperor:……
You don't have to tell him these things, he doesn't really want to hear them.
But the emperor said: "It is precisely because of this that I feel deeply guilty and specially summoned my sister to the palace."
Wen Yu blinked: "Royal brother, just tell me what you want to say. You are playing tricks on me and asking me to guess. Even if I have a genius brain, I can't support overload operation. It will explode."
Hearing this, the Emperor sighed and said, "I want to ask my sister if she wants to keep Lance in the Princess's mansion as a plaything for fun? It would just fill in the vacancy left by Lu Ren."
Wen Yu:?
"Royal brother, Lu Ren knows that he went out to fight for you, and as a result, you are going to use Lance to fill his position?"
emperor:……
"No problem. Lance is just for my sister to play with. If you get tired of playing with him one day, you can just kill him. It won't shake Lu Ren's position in my sister's heart. I believe he won't mind."
Wen Yu was already full of question marks: "Ah? Ah? Ah?"
She couldn't help but walk up to the emperor, touched his forehead with her hand, then looked around with a puzzled look on her face:
"Royal brother, you don't have a fever. Are you possessed by some evil spirit? My logic is completely shattered. What are you talking about? Is this something that an emperor like you should say?"
The emperor took Wen Yu's hand and said seriously, "Doesn't my sister like Lance's appearance?"
"Yes, but..."
"What but? Isn't that right? Cut the tendons of his hands and feet and tie him up with black iron chains as a plaything for my sister's amusement. What's wrong with that? If my sister is happy, she'll kick him. If she's unhappy, she'll stab him. As long as that skin makes my sister happy, it's fine."
Wen Yu: ...
She was stunned.
Look, I can’t believe you are such a royal brother!
However, facing such a beautiful temptation, Wen Yu was still very sober and took the overall situation into consideration. She said, "Royal brother, what you said is indeed very tempting. I am almost moved, but..."
"No buts." The emperor interrupted, "Since you are moved, it's settled."
No, why force it on you?
Although her beauty is very tempting, she has a bottom line.
Wen Yu slammed the table righteously: "Royal brother, let me finish my but!"
emperor:……
"Lance is the prince of an enemy country and was involved in planning the Gapian plan. This is a national hatred and the bottom line."
"Hmm?" The emperor was both pleased and surprised. "My sister usually says she wants to be like me and have three palaces and six courtyards. Why is she so narrow-minded this time?"
Wen Yu pointed at her nose and said, "Me? I am narrow-minded? My royal brother, do you want to listen to what you are saying?"
The emperor said as a matter of course: "So what if it's an enemy country? As for national hatred, Xili has been destroyed. As for a prince of a fallen country, he is nothing more than a pet of the princess's mansion."
"The late emperor's Hu Shunyi was a princess of the previous dynasty, and the previous dynasty was destroyed by the late emperor. Looking back at the dynasties before, which founding emperor did not have a princess of the previous dynasty as a concubine? Which one did not have a national enemy? Just talking about my harem, Concubine Qi was a princess of the small country of Java that was destroyed. I destroyed her, so what?"
The emperor touched Wen Yu's head and said earnestly: "Royal sister, you are too narrow-minded this time."
Wen Yu: ...
“…”
“…”
Oh my god, why does this feel so reasonable?
No, no, something is wrong...
But there seems to be nothing wrong...
No, no, something must be wrong...
"What is your sister thinking about?" asked the emperor.
She was thinking, her nine years of compulsory education plus three, four, and three years, her patriotic heart, and what the emperor had told her, were all fighting wildly in her mind.
The emperor sighed: "Sister, don't think about it. You are not smart enough. You'd better not let your brain get damaged by thinking about it."
Wen Yu: ...
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