Wen Yu tugged at the back of his neck: "Huh? Why don't you take it off? Hurry up and take it off. I'm waiting."
Bajie slowly turned his head and looked at Wen Yu, looking embarrassed: "I have never seen a woman like you."
Wen Yu followed suit and said, "I have never seen a monk like you."
"What's wrong with me, monk?"
"Villain."
“…”
Bajie sighed and began to give in: "Please let me go, and we can part ways and live happily ever after, okay?"
"not good."
"Then I'll go steal two more chickens and make roast chicken for you. Can you please stop bothering me?"
Wen Yu raised her eyebrows: "It turned out that you stole the chicken! And you killed it! You will be punished for both crimes!"
Bajie was speechless: "I was just fooling you, I didn't steal."
Wen Yu smiled and said, "Aren't you in a hurry to burn firewood? Come on, I'll go with you. I haven't seen firewood burned before."
Bajie shook his head repeatedly: "What's so interesting about burning wood? You have nothing to do."
"You're right, I'm just too idle."
Bajie wanted to cry but had no tears: "Please, please let me go. I was wrong to call you a green onion just now. I apologize."
Wen Yu was unmoved: "If apologies are useful, what is the use of the government?"
Bajie: ...
"Do you really need to do that? Are you going to report me to the police just because I called you a green onion?"
Wen Yu was too lazy to talk nonsense with him and kicked him in the ass: "Stop talking nonsense and go!"
Bajie jumped up after being kicked, with a bitter look on his face: "You..."
As soon as he opened his mouth, he was kicked hard on the buttocks again.
He didn't say anything this time, just walked forward with a bitter face and head down.
Wen Yu was very satisfied with the situation and decided to treat it this way.
After passing through many courtyards, we finally arrived at the kitchen that Bajie mentioned.
The kitchen was empty at this time, with only some processed vegetarian dishes on the stove.
Wen Yu let go of Bajie: "Let's get started."
"There's no one in the kitchen, what am I going to do?"
"Put some water in the pot and boil it."
Bajie rubbed his head and said, "Well, I usually don't allow others to watch me burning wood."
Wen Yu raised her eyebrows: "You are not allowed to look? Do you have a secret recipe for burning firewood?"
Bajie: ...
"Are you burning wood or refining elixirs?"
Bajie: ...
"Or do you want to strip naked when you burn wood?"
Bajie: "I'm not that scary!"
He glared at Wen Yu and said, "Okay, okay, this is what you want to see. I'm not forcing you to see it."
As Bajie spoke, he suddenly pulled Wen Yu into the kitchen, then quickly closed the door and locked the door latch.
Liuchun was suddenly locked out of the kitchen.
Then he placed an arm on Wen Yu's ear, leaned against the door, and did a wall-bang.
Bajie lowered his eyes and looked at Wen Yu: "Donor, you forced me to do this!"
Wen Yu: ...
Their eyes met, and Wen Yu blinked and said, "I suggest changing the donor to a woman to be more in line with the scene."
"Woman, you forced me to do this. You are playing with fire!"
Bajie: ...
"How come you, a woman, don't feel embarrassed at all?"
Wen Yu was surprised: "I am not that crazy to blush and feel shy in front of a monk. Amitabha, good and good, my Buddha has mercy on me."
“That’s not right…”
Bajie frowned. She should blush.
He thought about it and stepped back a little.
As a result, the next second, the world turned upside down. Wen Yu grabbed Bajie by the collar and pushed him against the door.
Because of the height difference, Wen Yu's hands were raised a little high, but this did not prevent her from exuding the charm of a domineering president.
"Man, you're in my hands and you still want to run away?"
Bajie: ...
He was silent for a moment, turned sideways and prepared to leave, but he didn't expect Wen Yu to put her other hand on his ear.
Wen Yu smiled evilly: "Man, you can't escape from my grasp, just surrender."
Bajie: ...
He immediately prepared to squat down and get out.
However, Wen Yu accurately predicted his movements and squatted as well, with her hands still firmly pressed against the wall.
After going up and down several times, and being accurately predicted each time, Bajie squatted on the ground with lifeless eyes.
His eyes were blurred: "What on earth are you going to do..."
Wen Yu looked deeply and said in a deep voice: "Man, you asked for this! You started the fire, so of course you have to put it out."
Bajie: ...
The two of them squatted on the ground in a funny way, with their knees together and their arms resting on the door.
Bajie almost cried: "Are you a pervert?"
Wen Yu sighed and suppressed her tone: "Don't move. I can't guarantee what will happen if you move again. Men, you know."
Bajie: ...
"You know what? You're the only man in the world who dares to play tricks on me, damn it! You're such a goblin!"
Bajie changed the subject aggrievedly, "Didn't you want to watch me burn wood? Let's go burn wood."
"No, I command you now, look at me!"
Bajie immediately closed his eyes: "I won't look!"
"Oh, playing hard to get? Man, I admit that I am attracted to you. There are many men who want to get close to me. Tell me, what do you want?"
Bajie opened his eyes and said pitifully, "I want you to stop being so perverted and stop playing with me."
Wen Yu smiled coldly: "Man, beg me and I will let you go."
Bajie immediately put his hands together and said, "Please, I beg you!"
Liuchun outside the door: ...What's that noise at the door?
Is it that intense?
If the princess hadn't winked at her, she would have broken in long ago.
Bajie stared at Wen Yu's cheek, thinking back to when he saw her peach blossom fortune plate in the bamboo forest before, and one of its branches was actually tied to his body.
It is very thin and faint, as if it would break if you blow on it.
Compared to the several peach trees nearby that were growing so solid that they were almost material, his could be said to be almost invisible.
But it was definitely tied to him.
Bajie felt hopeless and had a strange look on his face.
"I've already begged you, why don't you let go?"
Wen Yu raised the corners of her lips: "Don't play evil and crazy with me, you can't beat me."
"Is it not okay that I was wrong? I will show you how to burn wood to make amends."
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