Bajie poked his head out from behind the carriage when he heard this and said, "I didn't steal any food."
"You're not eating secretly, what are you doing sneaking around the imperial chef's carriage? Are you trying to poison me? General Lu..."
Lu Ren raised his hand, and the guards said no more and stepped aside.
Bajie scratched his bald head and explained, "I was looking for the princess's carriage, hoping to sneak in quietly, but I didn't know it was the imperial chef's carriage, and you caught me."
Lu Ren: ...
Guard: ...
What does this monk mean?
Does his explanation mean that breaking into the royal kitchen's carriage is a more serious crime than breaking into the princess's carriage?
This went straight from a third-class crime to a death penalty!
"You are such a good monk! So you want to harm the princess..."
"Amitabha, don't make any nonsense, I only said I wanted to sneak into the princess' carriage, but I didn't say I wanted to harm the princess..."
The guard was about to say something when Lu Ren finally spoke, his tone somewhat cold: "Why are you here?"
Bajie said: "I only talk to the princess. Before the princess comes, I have the right to remain silent."
Lu Ren said noncommittally, "He intended to sneak into the princess' carriage, capture him, and execute him on the spot."
Bajie: ...
He looked at Wen Yu who was walking slowly behind Lu Ren and asked directly, "Princess, your man wants to kill me, don't you care?"
Wen Yu said: "I heard everything you said just now. What did you do in my carriage?"
Bajie said sternly, "Of course I want to sleep with you, Princess."
Wen Yu: ...
Lu Ren frowned.
Guards: ...
A lecherous monk! Definitely a lecherous monk!
Bajie didn't know what the guards were thinking, so he pounded his leg and said, "Princess, you don't know how tired I am from walking back and forth all the way, so I want to take a good rest."
The body first went down the mountain from Yingguo Temple and rushed to the palace, then came out of the palace and climbed to the middle of the mountain, then came down from the middle of the mountain and caught up with the wedding procession.
It was really tiring for him to travel on foot alone.
"I thought this carriage was yours, but it turned out to be the chef's. Who knows why the chef's carriage looks so big, so spacious, and so luxurious!"
Wen Yu: ...
She clasped her hands together in a serious manner and said, "The imperial chef will cook for us, so it's only right that the carriage be luxurious. Be kind to the chef. Amitabha."
Bajie thought it made sense: "Amitabha, if that's the case, I can be a cook, and the princess should treat me well."
Wen Yu: ...
"My roasted chicken is a specialty. Princess, you have tasted it before."
He was referring to the incident when he first met Wen Yu, when he hid in the bamboo forest to roast chicken but was discovered by Wen Yu.
The guards saw that Wen Yu and Lu Ren were familiar with Bajie, and had retreated back to the campfire.
Wen Yu crossed her arms and said, "Tell me first, why are you here?"
Bajie straightened his dusty robe and explained the whole story, "I came down the mountain to experience the secular world and to temper my heart. Who would have thought that I would run into the princess's group by chance?"
"Really?" Wen Yu asked back.
"Of course. I saw the princess having a meal from afar, so I thought I would not disturb her. I found your carriage and rested for a while. Who knew this misunderstanding would happen?"
Wen Yu spread her hands: "Do you think this princess believes it?"
Bajie sighed and said, "If the princess doesn't believe it, then there is nothing I can do."
Wen Yu raised an eyebrow, ignored Bajie, left him there, and took Lu Ren back to the campfire to continue eating.
But Bajie followed on his own.
He sat on the left side of Wen Yu and touched his stomach: "My stomach is empty."
Wen Yu ate her meal by herself and put some meat into Lu Ren's bowl.
Bajie said again: "Princess, I am hungry."
Wen Yu glanced at him and said, "Don't be empty."
Bajie: ...
"I am hungry."
Wen Yu: "Don't be hungry."
"This poor monk..."
Wen Yu: "No, I don't want you."
The corners of Bajie's mouth twitched, and he didn't mention the meal again.
But the next second, Wen Yu handed him two fist-sized white buns: "Eat it, it's just right to fill your cherry mouth."
Bajie: ...
"I don't have a cherry mouth, but a bloody mouth."
Luo Han's gaze fell on Bajie, feeling a little strange. It was the first time he saw such an unconventional monk who didn't look like a monk at all.
After dinner, Lu Ren took Wen Yu away from the team and prepared to wipe her body by the stream.
As soon as they unbuckled their belts, they sat on the rocks by the stream and kissed each other slowly and deeply.
Wen Yu's lips were sparkling after the kiss, and she called it "exercise after a meal, it is necessary, and exercise on the mouth is also exercise."
Lu Ren couldn't help but laugh: "Princess is right."
If they weren't in the wild, he wouldn't just give her a quick kiss.
Lu Ren held Wen Yu horizontally in his arms, wet a face towel with stream water, and wiped her face.
Then he opened his coat but did not take it off. Instead, he draped it over his shoulders to block his exposure. Then he slowly untied his bellyband and stuffed it into his arms, carefully wiping her body bit by bit.
The cold moonlight sprinkled on Wen Yu's body, like a piece of white jade emitting a bright luster.
Lu Ren placed a kiss on Wen Yu's forehead: "Princess..."
"Um?"
"Nothing, I just wanted to call you."
As he spoke, his eyes fell on Wen Yu's legs. The redness had eased a lot after applying the medicine, compared to before.
Lu Ren took out the ointment again and applied it to Wen Yu again.
He put Wen Yu's clothes back on and sighed, "The princess will stay in the carriage tomorrow and cannot ride a horse for the next few days."
Wen Yu blinked and put her arms around his shoulders: "Okay, then I'll ride you tonight."
Lu Ren: ...
He held Wen Yu in his arms and stood up directly without any shaking, his chassis was incredibly stable.
But the pace of returning to the carriage was obviously much faster than when coming to the stream.
When Liu Chun saw Lu Ren coming back with Wen Yu in his arms, he quickly said, "Princess..."
But her voice was not as fast as Lu Ren's movements.
As the curtain was opened, a red figure was seen sitting in the carriage, with his arms folded, looking at Lu Ren with a half-smile.
Liuchun's belated voice finally arrived: "Cui Xin is here..."
Ning Xuanyan looked at Wen Yu, his eyes slightly aggrieved, but he sneered: "Do you like the wild so much? Isn't it enough for me?"
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com
