Chapter 593 Not a Man



Bajie covered his eyes, and when he realized something was wrong, he covered his ears again, wishing he could grow two more hands: "I can't see anything, so I'm leaving now!"

After saying this, he fled.

Wen Yu laughed out loud, and the next second, Bajie came back: "No, no, there's a war going on outside and it's too dangerous. I have to stay with the princess. You have to protect me. I'm Bajie!"

Wen Yu: ...

"I, protect, you?"

Bajie nodded seriously: "Amitabha, Princess, you brought me to Beiyang Pass, you must be responsible for my life."

Wen Yu propped up her chin and looked up and down at Bajie: "This princess is never responsible for a man's life."

"I am not a man."

Bajie said in a sonorous voice, "I am a monk, I have cut off all worldly ties, I am not a proper man, you can be responsible for my life."

Wen Yu said calmly, "I don't believe it unless you take off your pants and let me see."

Bajie: ...

He shuddered, and brought his legs together as if facing a formidable enemy, and tied his belt tighter.

"I swear to protect your chastity until my death."

Wen Yu laughed loudly upon seeing this, and after she had laughed enough, she snapped her fingers and said, "I'm just teasing you. This princess is not interested in monks."

Bajie: ...

After a while, he said, "Oh."

Yuyi glanced at Bajie and frowned.

Bajie said, "Isn't it just right that you protect me? You are not a woman, and I am not a man. I will follow you."

Wen Yu: ...

"That means the fish has to protect two people. What if our little fish gets tired?"

When the fish heard the nickname "Xiaoyu", it didn't react for a while. By the time it reacted, its ears were already red and seemed to be evaporated from the heat.

Small fish...

Xiao Yu...

Yu Yi tasted it secretly in his heart.

If the princess called him "Xiao Yu" during their lovemaking, he could take it as "Xiao Yu", and thus the inherited code name "Yu Yi" would no longer apply.

Yu Yi pursed his lips slightly and looked down at Wen Yu with deep eyes.

Wen Yu noticed his gaze and asked, "What's wrong?"

The fish shook his head.

At this time, Bajie said: "What else can we do? Just ask Xiaoyu to make him happy."

Fish One: ...

Bajie: "Amitabha, it's so hard to watch them one by one."

In the end, Bajie stayed in the side room by himself.

Wen Yu did not stop him and let him go. There were plenty of rooms and they could accommodate a hundred more Pigsy.

After entering the room, Bajie closed the door, sat on the couch, and clasped his hands together.

The corners of his eyes that were flying up slowly closed and he began to meditate.

After an unknown amount of time, he opened his eyes, and the compassionate and peaceful voice that belonged only to Ming Jing rang out in the room:

"Don't forget, all you can do is watch."

"I was just a bystander. I didn't do anything. I was just a little closer. You care too much. Even Buddha doesn't care as much as you do. Why, do you care about the princess?"

"...No, remember, don't get involved in cause and effect."

Bajie spread his hands and lay down on the couch: "Stop whining. I am such a chatterbox, but I am not as whining as you."

He closed his eyes unhappily.

What kind of cause and effect are you talking about? Hasn't it already happened?

On the other side, Lu Ren received a message from Liu Chun.

"Is this what the princess meant?"

"Yes, the princess' words are the imperial decree. General Lu, you can do it boldly. The princess will support you!"

Lu Ren curled his lips when he heard this, his chest burning with heat: "I will obey the princess's orders."

"The princess also said that she won't come to see you for the time being in order to distract you. Please don't be sad."

Lu Ren was stunned. How could he be sad? The princess was always the princess. She could always hit him in the slightest way.

The princess understands him, respects him, and recognizes him. He is not only the princess's man, he is also a great general who defends the country.

After Liu Chun left, the deputy general touched his nose and said, "General, it's great to have the support of the princess! But will the emperor really not blame you for mobilizing troops without an imperial decree? That's an imperial decree."

Lu Ren did not answer, but said: "Speed ​​is of the essence in war. By the time the imperial edict arrives, the daylily will be half cold."

Lieutenant General: ...

"General, you are speaking more and more like the eldest princess."

Anyway, General Lu never used to say such slang.

Lu Ren's eyebrows moved slightly when he heard this. Not only did he not feel embarrassed, but he was very proud: "You are right, it sounds good, say more."

Lieutenant General: ...

Lu Ren said: "But if the princess was not at Beiyang Pass, this general would not have the confidence to mobilize troops without an imperial decree."

"Of course. Well, I hope the princess will also like me..."

The deputy general suddenly covered his mouth as he spoke, suddenly realizing that he had actually spoken out his true feelings.

He looked at Lu Ren, whose face suddenly turned cold, in horror, and explained with a choking voice, "General, please don't be upset. I was just talking nonsense. How could the princess possibly look down on me?"

However, most people have had this thought and it is very common.

It would be great if the princess could fall in love with me, just like it would be great if I could win the 50 million lottery.

It’s just something I can think about!

Lu Ren narrowed his eyes and said coldly, "Don't even think about it. Get out."

The deputy general ran out awkwardly, then clapped his hands over his mouth: "I told you not to control me, are you looking for death?"

Lu Ren pinched his brows, took out a brocade bag from his arms, rubbed it gently, and then put it back on his heart.

At this time in the palace, the emperor was discussing matters with Lin Yuzhi and Jiang Qi.

The issue under discussion was the matter of dependent states.

The emperor listened quietly and wanted to pick up the teacup, but he accidentally dropped the cup on the ground, and the tea splashed and broke into pieces on the ground.

Wu Yong, who was standing by, was startled: "Your Majesty, are you okay?"

The emperor frowned, and for no reason he suddenly thought of Mingjing: "For some reason, I feel a little flustered. Could it be... that something happened to my sister?"

Jiang Qi: ...

Lin Yuzhi: ...

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