"Yes, this princess likes playing games with handsome men the most! Seeing them embarrassed by my playing, with red faces and trembling bodies, is so exciting!"
emperor:……
The emperor's younger brother was silent for a moment, as if he was trying his best to understand Wen Yu's bad taste.
Finally, she managed to say, "Handsome man? So the appearance of the Xili people is considered beautiful in the eyes of the royal sister? After all, the people of Xiqinguan call them Xili ghosts."
"It has a different taste. After being used to eating Da Sheng's dishes, it's good to change your appetite by eating Xili's dishes."
Wen Yu's tone became a little disappointed when she said this: "But the last time I went to Xili, there was not a single good-looking one. They were all ugly and ugly. Damn it!"
emperor:……
"By the way, my brother, do you know how I subdued that spy?"
Wen Yu's face was full of pride, and she began to talk eloquently: "This has to do with my magical power. When Black Tiger grabs the crotch, no man can bear it. If there is one, I will grab it twice. If there is still one, I will grab it three times. If there is more, then he is a eunuch. It is definitely not the problem of my magical power."
emperor:……
"Royal brother, you should also learn my magical skill. It will be very useful in the critical moment to defeat the enemy with one move..."
emperor:……
The corners of his mouth twitched. Although the imperial sister's previous words were not sensible, they could still be taken as a joke. But the sentence just now really gave him a headache.
The emperor didn't want to continue this topic, otherwise his sister might say something even more shocking.
So he changed the subject casually and said, "Xi Li has already signed the surrender agreement, but a spy has sneaked into Shengjing City in disguise. What do you think of this, my sister?"
Wen Yu was stunned for a moment when she heard this, then she pointed at her nose and widened her eyes in disbelief: "Me? Royal brother, are you asking me? Did I hear you right? Are you asking me?"
emperor:……
"But since you asked, my royal brother, let me tell you." Wen Yu crossed her arms and thought for a while.
Seeing her serious look, the emperor was quite interested and wanted to hear what Wen Yu had to say. Maybe she could really come up with an unprecedented analysis.
At this time, Wen Yu spoke up, and she said with certainty: "This princess has thought about it carefully. Their actions this time must be a conspiracy, a big conspiracy, and they want to do something bad, a big bad thing."
emperor:……
He was overthinking it. Placing such high hopes on his sister, from another perspective, wasn't this also torturing her brain?
After all, the last time I studied law, I got sick and was bedridden for so many days...
Thinking of this, the emperor was helpless and amused with a hint of doting: "My sister is right. You are worthy of being my sister."
Then he smiled and said, "Sister, please go back home and take good care of the wound on your neck... No, I am worried about the wound on your neck. I will ask the imperial physician to come and take a look and rebandage it."
Wen Yu: ...
She subconsciously touched her neck, which was wrapped like a mummy by Liuchun.
"…Royal brother, no need, he has healed."
The emperor frowned, thinking that Wen Yu didn't want him to worry. "How could such a serious injury heal so quickly? I'm afraid it's very serious. My sister is still trying to shirk responsibility? Someone, call the imperial physician!"
Wen Yu stood up and was about to leave the hall, saying as she retreated: "It's really healed, no need to call the imperial physician, I'm leaving first, and this retreat will last a lifetime."
The emperor disagreed and said, "Sister, you are not allowed to retreat. Wait for the imperial physician to come."
Wen Yu: ...
Seeing that the emperor was very serious, Wen Yu was speechless and said, "Liuchun, Liuchun, look at what you have done."
She walked quickly to the emperor, grabbed his hand, and looked at him sincerely: "Brother, please look at me carefully."
emperor:?
He glanced at his grabbed hand, confused.
Wen Yu raised her hand, removed the bandage from her neck, and then took it off one circle at a time.
But he didn't expect that as soon as he found the bandaged head, he was grabbed by the emperor.
He said, "Sister, I know you are anxious, but don't be impatient. Wait until the imperial physician comes before you remove it."
Wen Yu: ...
"Royal brother, you have become bad." Wen Yu stuffed the bandaged head into the emperor's hand and turned it a few times. The bandages fell off completely, revealing a smooth and slender neck. Vampires would have to take a bite of it before they could close their eyes in death.
She turned her head, showing her neck 360 degrees, "Is it healed?"
The emperor grabbed the bandage: ...
He looked down, then threw it on the ground as if nothing had happened and asked, "Since it has healed, why is my sister still wearing so many bandages?"
Wen Yu was helpless: "Liuchun insisted that there should be no scars. She had to wrap it several times after applying the golden wound medicine."
At this moment, the imperial physician suddenly trotted in.
"Your humble servant greets His Majesty, Princess."
The imperial physician was breathing heavily and was very panicked.
"I heard from the palace servants that the princess suffered a serious neck injury. I am here to take her place..."
As the imperial physician was speaking, he saw Wen Yu and looked confused.
Huh? Didn't you say that he was injured so badly that his neck was about to break apart?
He hurried over and finally got here, fearing that if he was too late, the emperor would be furious and want him to be buried with him.
In the end, the princess is fine, isn't she? Her neck is not broken either...
Wen Yu saw him and waved her hand: "Take a breath and come back when you are done. This princess is fine."
Then he looked at the emperor, as if he was looking at a disobedient child asking for candy.
Her tone was full of doting: "Royal brother, why don't you believe what the Royal Sister said? Would I lie to you? It's true that you were injured, but you have healed!"
emperor:……
He was silent for a moment, then said word by word: "Sister, please go back. I am tired."
Wen Yu nodded, picked up the bandage and casually wrapped it back around her neck, "Don't tell me, my royal brother, I'm used to it, and I'm not used to taking it off."
Then he patted the emperor's hand and walked away.
emperor:……
He was overthinking it and actually thought that the imperial sister was afraid that he would worry.
The imperial sister is still the imperial sister.
He acknowledged her as his royal sister.
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