Wen Yu thought for a moment and said, "Which word in the world is the most perverted?"
“…”
Cui Xin thought it was a question about love, and had even made up her mind to be ruthless when answering to show that he was not the so-called love-brained person.
But Wen Yu suddenly took a detour and asked a completely unrelated question.
This made him frown for a moment.
Which word is the most perverted?
He wasn't sure what kind of answer Wen Yu wanted, and fell silent for a moment.
Seeing that he hadn't answered, Wen Yu asked Liu Chun again: "Liu Chun, what do you think? Which word is the most perverted?"
Liu Chun coughed and said in a low voice a little embarrassedly: "Princess, please forgive me for my rudeness. I feel that no word is as perverted as you..."
Especially when he could have escaped directly, he let them wait outside and he played a stripping game with the spies and enjoyed it.
Wen Yu: ...
What truth are you talking about? Did she have the word pervert printed on her forehead?
Cui Xin, who was kneeling, said: …
It must be said that the eldest princess was very kind to the maids who had been serving her. If he could achieve what Liuchun did, it would be a good move.
Firstly, the eldest princess is second only to the emperor in status, so it would be easier for him to act if he could gain her trust. Secondly, who would be suspicious of the eldest princess's personal maid?
At this time, Wen Yu's somewhat impatient voice sounded above his head: "Have you thought it through?"
Cui Xin replied: "I guess it is the word abuse."
Wen Yu chuckled: "That's not the correct answer, Liu Dong, drag him down and bury him."
Cui Xin argued for herself, "Princess, I dare to ask this question, which has nothing to do with love. How can you tell if I am in love?"
"Who said it has nothing to do with love?"
"Then Princess, can you tell me the correct answer?"
Wen Yu held her chin and looked at her with lowered eyes: "Of course, this word is love, love in the brain."
After these words were spoken, not only Cui Xin, but even Liu Chun and Liu Dong looked puzzled.
Wen Yu was not in a hurry and said slowly: "Look, the upper part of 'Lian' is taken from the 'bian' in 'biantai', and the lower part is taken from the 'tai' in 'biantai'. Combining the two words 'biantai' into one, isn't it the most perverted word in the world?"
Then he concluded with certainty: "So it can be seen that love-brain is particularly abnormal."
Cui Xin: ...
Liuchun Liudong: "Princess, you are absolutely right!"
Wen Yu waved her hands: "Alright, alright, she didn't answer, she must be in love, drag her out and bury her."
Cui Xin was silent for a moment, then said aggrievedly: "But Aunt Liuchun didn't have an answer either..."
"How can you compare with Liuchun? You have a big face."
Cui Xin: ...
Cui Xin's eyes filled with tears as she bowed deeply, "If the princess doesn't like me, just tell me directly. I will kill myself and it won't bother the princess. There's no need for the princess to find a reason to get rid of me."
Wen Yu said, "Then you should commit suicide, so that Liu Dong won't have to dig a hole to bury you."
Cui Xin's body, lying on the ground, froze for a moment.
Wen Yu continued, "How do you want to commit suicide? Poisoned wine? White silk? Dagger? Or dig a hole and jump into it and bury yourself?"
Cui Xin did not respond, but knelt motionlessly at Wen Yu's feet.
For a long while, there was no sound in the room, and the only sound was the crunching sound of Wen Yu cracking melon seeds.
Cui Xin was a little hesitant in his heart. After thinking about it, he bravely raised his head, just in time to meet Wen Yu's playful gaze.
Three parts of ridicule, three parts of indifference, and four parts of indifference.
Cui Xin: ...
"Princess, I don't understand. Since you don't like me and are tired of me, why did you transfer me to the inner courtyard to serve? I originally wanted to learn from Aunt Liudong how to serve the princess, but now..."
Cui Xin bowed deeply again and said, "I will commit suicide by myself so as not to taint Aunt Liu Dong's hands."
It was a good opportunity for me to use today's incident to fake my death and escape, which was also in line with my original plan.
After all, if you can't be trusted like Liuchun in this inner courtyard, you will be restricted everywhere and have difficulty in moving.
When he was thinking about how to fake his death and get away without arousing suspicion, Wen Yu's chuckle suddenly came from above his head.
"No way? You're not taking it seriously, are you? It's just a joke, look how scared you are."
Cui Xin raised her head and saw Wen Yu supporting her chin and looking at him with a smile.
"Alright, alright, I've had enough fun. Go wait outside. I want to take a nap."
Cui Xin: ...
Play?
Cui Xin held her breath and turned to walk out.
Wen Yu looked at Liuchun's back and touched her chin.
Suspicious, very suspicious, could it be another cross-dressing guy? But it looks like nothing out of place, how can I be sure?
The next second, Wen Yu thought of Lance. His body shape and appearance had changed, but that part was still huge and did not match his body shape at all.
After all, top-level defenses such as the Golden Bell Cover and Iron Cloth Shirt cannot reach that place, and the bone-shrinking skill can only shrink the bones, not the corpus cavernosum.
It is necessary to find an opportunity to investigate.
At night, Cui Xin received the reward from Wen Yu during the day and was responsible for keeping watch. Liu Dong still accompanied him.
After preparing all the preparations for bed, Wen Yu took a bath and leisurely curled up in the quilt.
"Goodnight, Ryudonbaka."
"Goodnight, Princess Biku."
Cui Xin:?
Is this a secret code?
Liu Dong glanced at him, and with a calm expression, took him to the side hall again.
"As usual, you sleep over there."
"Okay, Aunt Liudong."
Liu Dong did not embroider this time. She seemed to be very sleepy. She yawned several times, then fell asleep leaning on the couch with one hand on her chin.
Cui Xin lay on her side, her eyes fixed on Liu Dong vaguely.
After a long while, he lifted the quilt and sat up, took out a thin bamboo tube from his arms and placed it under Liudong's nose.
Just in case she wakes up halfway, she still has to be knocked unconscious.
The next second, Liu Dong's arms felt sore and weak that he could no longer support himself and fell on the small couch, falling asleep.
Cui Xin walked out of the side hall and was about to take a step.
Wen Yu's lazy voice sounded not far away: "Where are you going?"
Cui Xin paused and turned slowly.
However, he found that Wen Yu's figure in the tent did not move at all. After a long silence, he realized that she might be talking in her sleep.
Cui Xin breathed a sigh of relief. Just as he was about to take another step, Wen Yu's voice came again: "Where are you going?"
Cui Xin frowned and thought that she should be knocked unconscious as well. It would be a test of one's mentality to talk in sleep from time to time.
When I turned around again, I found that Wen Yu had sat up and pushed aside the curtains at some point.
In the dim candlelight, she was looking at him sleepily.
"I'm asking you a question. Where are you going?"
Cui Xin: ...
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