Chapter 141 Three Ways to Prevent Wolves
Sometimes you really have to admit that some women are blessed by God.
Just like Zhang Ning, she is so beautiful that she is a disaster for the country and the people, her skin is so smooth that it can be blown away, her body is so hot that it can shake the world, she is also so smart that it is outrageous, and her knowledge is so good that it is lawless.
Who would believe that such a perfect woman is not God’s biological daughter?
Huang Ying is not bad either. She is the campus beauty of the University of Southampton and also an excellent student of architectural design.
Ever since Yang Huan discovered her potential, her figure seems to be constantly changing.
It's not just the figure, even the ambiguity has become extremely alluring.
Look, I just sent a selfie, showing two long, curvy legs with slender skin and tender flesh, but...
"Something's not right!"
But before Yang Huan could see it clearly, the photo was automatically deleted.
At this moment, Yang Huan cursed Zhu Liangcheng and Wang Lin in his heart. Why did they need ten seconds? Couldn't they set the time longer?
But he didn't notice that the time for burning the message after reading was set by himself.
"Beauty, I didn't see it clearly, can you send another one?" Yang Huan sent her a toothy smile.
Huang Ying responded with a shy expression, "No."
"Send it again, I promise, just once, I really didn't see it clearly just now."
"What do you want to see?" Huang Ying replied with a smiling expression.
"Nonsense, of course it's your two pink thighs, but this time I have to move the camera up a little, I didn't see it clearly just now."
When Yang Huan said this, he really didn't have any bad thoughts in his mind. His mind was full of the photo he had just taken.
Something is so wrong. I always feel like something is wrong, but I can't put my finger on it.
Huang Ying replied with an emoticon with a smile and soon sent another photo.
Yang Huan pressed his finger on the screen and immediately received the photo.
At first glance, they do look like two thighs, but why do they feel a little different in length and size?
Moreover, in both photos, only the knees and thighs are shown, with the calves vaguely visible, and it seems that there is no calf muscle at all.
"This isn't your thigh, damn it!"
Ten seconds later, as soon as the picture disappeared, Yang Huan immediately realized what was going on.
I was deceived by this girl. These are not two white and tender thighs at all.
In his previous life, Yang Huan had seen some selfies in which one could create the effect of two thighs by using just two fingers.
Huang Ying replied with a shy expression, "Oh, you found out."
Soon, another photo was sent over, and indeed, she was using her right index and middle fingers to pose with her thighs slightly apart. As long as the camera was well-focused, the effect of two thighs could be created.
"Oh my god, as expected, this thing is still unreliable. I have to see it live!"
Yang Huan secretly congratulated himself on being smart, otherwise, he would have been deceived by her without even knowing it.
I was wondering why this girl was so bold today and agreed to send a selfie after just a few words.
It turns out that she had been prepared for a long time!
"Hehe, I'll give you three photos for free." Huang Ying replied.
Three photos came in quick succession.
After Yang Huan pressed the receive button, he was stunned when he saw the picture.
The first one is of pepper spray, the second one is of thighs wearing fully covered hairy stockings, and the third one is of a female condom with a needle stuck on the tip.
Needless to say, these three pictures were all found on the Internet.
“Damn, this is too cruel, right?” Yang Huan laughed out loud.
Huang Ying quickly responded, "Let's see if you dare to mess around outside again in the future."
"Did I do anything wrong? No!" Yang Huan had an innocent expression.
"You call this the three wolf-proof moves. The first move should be called closing the door and spraying the wolf. The second move is called hair growing under the skirt. The third move is the ultimate killer move. As for the name..."
Both idioms are derived from the Thirty-Six Stratagems, but were tampered with by him.
Huang Ying waited for a minute, and seeing that Yang Huan hadn't said anything yet, she asked, "What's the name of the third move?"
"I'd better not say it." Yang Huan replied with a sly smile.
"Tsk, I definitely can't think of it."
"Whatever you say, I won't tell you anyway. If you have the ability, figure it out yourself."
Huang Ying responded with a snorting expression.
"Or, send me a selfie showing your entire leg and I'll tell you."
"Rare!" Huang Ying responded with a cute expression.
Putting down her phone, she lay on her bed, her heart pounding violently.
She found that the guy on the other end of the phone was becoming more and more outrageous, teasing her all day long for no reason.
Sometimes, in the middle of class, I would suddenly receive a few WeChat messages. Fortunately, I have some self-control, otherwise how could I learn?
However, she became more and more immersed in this game of being teased by Yang Huan, which made her feel excited and her heart beat faster.
Even if one day she didn't receive any teasing WeChat messages from Yang Huan, she would definitely feel uncomfortable and lonely.
Is this the legendary love?
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"Hello, we are from BBC Sports. Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure, go ahead and ask."
"Which match in the upcoming FA Cup round of 16 are you most interested in?"
"Well... Chelsea will play Southampton away."
"Why?"
"First of all, I am not a fan of either team, but this game attracted me because both teams have many stars. Although Southampton is a League One team, they beat Arsenal unexpectedly. People say they are a seriously underestimated team."
"Well, can you predict which team you think will win this game?"
"Well...Chelsea."
"Why?"
"Chelsea is a Premier League team after all, and they are stronger. Southampton is indeed strong in League One, but they are too young. In addition, Chelsea has just spent a huge amount of money to introduce Torres and David Luiz, and the team's strength has greatly improved."
"Oh, I see. Okay, thank you for accepting our investigation."
Soon, another person came over and the reporter immediately went to greet him.
"Hello, we are from BBC Sports Channel. Can you please do a survey for us?"
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This scene, which took place on the streets of downtown London, soon appeared on the news of the BBC Sports Channel.
"This is a questionnaire survey conducted by our reporter in London today. According to the results we obtained, among all the 200 neutral fans surveyed, 93% of the fans believe that Chelsea should be able to win, which is almost an overwhelming advantage."
The news program host announced the results of the questionnaire with a smile.
"It turns out that the fans do have reasons to be optimistic about Chelsea."
"In the winter transfer market that just ended, Chelsea signed Torres and David Luiz for £50 million and £25 million respectively. The addition of these two strong players has greatly improved Chelsea's strength and is seen as the team with the greatest hope of winning the championship in the second half of the season."
"Chelsea then quickly defeated their two main rivals, Manchester United and Manchester City, 2-1 and 2-0 respectively. Ancelotti's team showed good competitive form after the winter break."
"It's hard to believe that Southampton can stop the Blues."
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It's not just BBC TV.
After the FA Cup draw results were released, major British media outlets responded and made predictions for the eight games in the FA Cup round of 16, among which the match between Southampton and Chelsea at home was the most eye-catching.
Although this was a contest between a Premier League giant and a League One team, it attracted the attention of countless fans.
A team that can beat Arsenal must be an easy task, right?
However, Chelsea, which has greatly improved its strength by introducing strong players at a high price during the winter break, has become the darling of all predictions without exception, with more than 90% of people supporting Chelsea to win.
Martin Samuel, a famous Daily Mail columnist who previously supported Southampton's victory over Arsenal, this time confirmed his stance as a die-hard Chelsea fan and detailed Chelsea's strengths and Southampton's weaknesses in his column.
"I called Frank and asked him how he felt about going to Southampton.
"He smiled and answered me on the phone that it felt like he was going on vacation."
"I want to say that this mood is right, relax."
"Arsenal will lose because they are too nervous."
"Relax, Chelsea can beat Southampton easily, I'm sure of that!"
Other media are also paying attention to this game.
One factor that made everyone more convinced that Southampton could not win the game was that Southampton had a lot of injuries.
Although Chelsea also has injuries, its main lineup is relatively complete, especially after the return of main right-back Bosingwa, the devil's wingers that Ancelotti has been waiting for are also complete.
But Southampton's Adam Lallana has not yet recovered from his injury, and Neymar is also injured.
This has further exacerbated the outside world's overwhelming underestimation of Southampton.
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"Wow, what the hell is going on with the team's publicity and public relations?"
In a BMW X6 heading to the Staplewood training base, Long Wu was driving in the front seat, and Yang Huan was sitting in the back seat reading the morning newspaper and cursing in dissatisfaction.
"The whole page was filled with the voices of our opponents. I saw Chelsea and their players baring their teeth and claws in front of me. Where are our players? Aren't they usually very active? When the time came, did they all die?"
The more Yang Huan thought about it, the angrier he became. At the critical moment, he had to show his strength.
Especially in a crucial football match like this one that determines the outcome, momentum is particularly important.
He took out his cell phone, pressed a few numbers, and made the call.
"Hey, Sun Yue, what's wrong with your PR department? I read the newspapers, and they're all Chelsea's voice, from the players to the head coach, even that upstart Abramovich has spoken out."
Sun Yue laughed bitterly from the other end of the line, "Master Huan, haven't I been busy with the special mission you assigned me these days?"
"You mean I should find someone to share your tasks?"
"No, no, Master Huan, I definitely don't mean that!" Sun Yue immediately denied it.
Isn't this just making things more difficult for yourself?
Young Master Huan entrusted me with such an important task because he trusted me. If I had given it to someone else, how could I still be Young Master Huan's number one henchman?
"That's good. I want to see your counterattack in the shortest possible time."
Sun Yue immediately assured over there, "No problem, Master Huan, I promise to fire back immediately!"
"Well, we'd better play with the same momentum as our great man did when he bombarded Kinmen. Kill Chelsea!"
"no problem!"
"Also, you should promote it more. Didn't Torres, the new player who joined recently, perform poorly? Just let the media say that this guy will become Chelsea's biggest fake after Shevchenko!"
"Ah?" Sun Yue was stunned for a moment, "No way?"
Chelsea spent a huge amount of 50 million pounds to introduce Torres, which is equivalent to 500 million RMB.
Could this guy be a parallel import?
"You do as I say and fire at him. It would be best if he can't help it and forces Ancelotti to attack him!"
Sun Yue groaned, "Master Huan, Ancelotti's taste isn't that strong!"
Yang Huan burst out laughing, "Just do as you're told!"
"I understand. I know what to do!" Sun Yue immediately assured solemnly.
But he was thinking in his heart that he was the chief subordinate of Young Master Huan and had so much to do and was so busy that he was really overwhelmed.
It seems that I should find myself a henchman to share some of the work.
If you don't have a few capable people under your command, how can you have the nerve to say that you are Young Master Huan's chief?
If this were to be told to others, it would only bring shame to Young Master Huan.
Yang Huan had no idea what Sun Yue was thinking. After hanging up the phone angrily, he drove to the Staplewood training base.
Bielsa is having a headache with his coaching staff and players.
How should we fight this tough battle against Chelsea?