Chapter 178 Masturbation

"Welcome to the BBC News."

"In recent days, the whole world has been enthusiastically playing a new game called Shooting Planes, which was launched by a startup company in Southampton."

"Speaking of this new game, the graphics are very ordinary, even crude. Some people even say that it is a toy that some nerd made to entertain himself in front of the computer while eating instant noodles. But unexpectedly, it has caused a frenzy on the Internet."

"On the day the game was launched, Google officially announced that the term 'shooting airplanes' became the most searched keyword of the day. In the following days, this keyword remained the most popular search term. It can be said that almost everyone is shooting airplanes."

"Let's see what news we get from Manchester."

The scene switches to the motorway heading south from Manchester.

"That afternoon, Manchester Highway Patrol discovered a very bizarre violation of traffic rules. A truck driver parked illegally on the highway. When our patrol officers found him and went to investigate, they found that he was sitting in the cab with his legs crossed, playing mobile games and masturbating."

"When our patrol officer asked him to show his ID immediately and accept the punishment, the driver did not cooperate immediately. Instead, he begged our patrol officer, saying, please, please, wait until I finish this game first, okay?"

"Later, according to our patrol officers, we learned that the driver was addicted to a shooting game that had just been released a few days ago, and he was determined to compete for the first place on the leaderboard. Before leaving, he finally got the first place, but halfway through the drive, he found that his first place on the leaderboard had been taken away, so he parked illegally in a hurry just to get the first place back."

When talking about this, the BBC news anchor made a joking remark.

“Perhaps Arsenal should invite this truck driver to replace Wenger. I believe his enthusiasm for winning the first place can lead Arsenal out of the dilemma of not having a championship for many years!”

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"CNN Midday News."

"At four o'clock this morning, a 20-year-old patient was admitted to a hospital in New York, USA, for emergency treatment. He found that his right hand fingers were cramping and could not move. They were also swollen. After testing, the doctor determined that he had mild tenosynovitis."

"According to our reporter's subsequent interview at the hospital, the patient was lying on his bed playing mobile games."

"He admitted to the reporter that he stayed up all night playing a WeChat game called "shooting airplanes" on his phone because he was concerned about his performance on the WeChat friend rankings, which resulted in cramps in his right hand."

"He eventually succeeded in getting himself the top spot on the friend rankings, but it cost him a hospital stay."

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"Fuji News Report, Japan."

"Today, Mr. Yamamoto, who lives in Tokyo, decided to sue WeChat Japan because he lost his 62-year-old father due to a game called "shooting airplanes" recently launched by WeChat."

The scene changed and a mosaiced interviewer appeared.

"My father is 62 years old and has never been in good health. He is retired and stays at home. He exercises when he has nothing to do."

"But since he became addicted to WeChat, he has been indulging in chatting with his WeChat friends all day long. His monthly phone bills and data usage have increased dramatically, especially in recent days, when WeChat launched a new game called "shooting airplanes."

"In order to compete for the ranking in the game, my father played games day and night. He didn't go to the hospital when he caught a cold, which made his condition worse. Even when he was sick in the hospital, he couldn't help but take out his phone to play games."

“If there was no WeChat, if there was no masturbation, I believe my father would not have passed away!”

“So, I’m going to sue them!”

The screen cuts back to the live broadcast room.

"Regarding this complaint, there is no latest result yet, and WeChat Japan has refused to respond to it!"

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"Recently, WeChat, a well-known Internet company, launched a small game called Shoot the Plane."

“It was launched not long ago, but it immediately became popular on the entire mobile network and became a must-have game for almost all mobile Internet users, ranging from children to elderly people. The game rankings also became a hot topic for everyone to discuss after dinner.”

"According to a reporter's investigation, even in the City of London, which is known as a gathering place for the white-collar class, there are still a lot of users playing the game of shooting airplanes. So, what is the fascinating magic of this game?"

“We interviewed random people on the street.

A white-collar gentleman in a suit and tie appeared on the screen.

"Hello, may I ask, have you ever played a hand job?"

“Yes.”

"Is it fun?"

"It's OK. A lot of people are playing."

“So would you want to chase rankings?”

"Of course, otherwise it would be so embarrassing."

"Then can you tell me what attracts you most about this game?"

"Of course. First of all, I think it's fun and simple, and it doesn't require downloading and installation. It's also very interesting. Also, the real-time ranking is great and can help us interact with friends. I think it's great."

"Thank you!"

The scene switched and a beautiful OL lady appeared.

"Hello, may I ask, have you ever played a hand job?"

"I've played it, it's a very fun game, anyone who hasn't played it is a big shot!"

“Do many of your friends play it?”

"Everyone is playing it. Many people who used to only use Facebook are now using WeChat, just to play the game of shooting planes."

"So what do you think is the most attractive thing about this game?"

"Well, I think it's simple, easy to operate, and good for killing time!"

"Well thank you!"

The scene switched again, and a child appeared.

"Hello, kid, have you ever played with a plane?"

“Yes.”

"Do you like to play?"

"Of course, everyone in my class masturbates, but I'm not very good at it."

"Why?"

"Well, I have too much homework and no time to practice."

"Oh, okay, thank you, little one."

"You're welcome. Bye, Auntie!"

"goodbye!"

The scene switched again, this time showing a white-haired old man.

"Hello, Grandpa, can you jerk off?"

"Masturbation?" The old man blushed, a little embarrassed. "When I was young and strong, I masturbated almost every day. I would feel uncomfortable if I didn't masturbate for a day. Now that I'm old, I can't do it anymore, so I just masturbate occasionally."

The female reporter was obviously dumbfounded. "Uh, grandpa, I'm not talking about masturbation, I'm talking about the hand job in the WeChat game."

"Oh, you said games, play them too."

"Is it fun?"

"It's quite fun. I used to like shooting that kind of plane. Now that I'm old, I have switched to shooting this kind of plane. I find it very fun." The old man laughed.

The female reporter was a little overwhelmed.

This old man's hobbies are really special.

Are the two types of masturbation the same?

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The Independent newspaper headquarters, London, England.

"Jerk off, jerk off, fucking jerk off!"

Anyone who walks into the football department's office can immediately hear such shouts.

This is chief football reporter Glenn Moore, locking himself in his office and swearing angrily.

In less than a week, masturbation has become a trend across the smartphone world.

From Apple's IOS platform to Google's Android platform, almost all users who have WeChat installed will play the game "Shoot the Plane". This made the game quickly become popular and swept the world in just one week.

But the more popular masturbation became, the more annoyed Glenn Moore became.

Because he lost!

He would never have thought that he wouldn't have to wait two months at all. Less than two weeks after the bet, Yang Huan used ironclad facts to create a hit game.

More importantly, behind the popularity of this game is a bold declaration by WeChat.

It is said that WeChat has begun considering opening up the game center to third-party developers.

The number of users has exceeded 300 million, which is an offer that any game developer cannot refuse.

Glenn Moore was really surprised. He never thought that Yang Huan would be able to find a way out of the predicament so quickly. Moreover, with the popularity of shooting games, WeChat Game Center would inevitably launch some new games one after another.

By then, who will still believe that WeChat has begun to decline?

The entire Internet is now hyping it up. Yang Huan launched a plane-shooting game in just three days. Who would still believe that he and his team have run out of ideas?

The overall market value assessment of WeChat has seen a strong rebound, and the valuation is even higher than before, reaching a new peak, because everyone believes that now is the time when WeChat's creativity is bursting.

While Glenn Moore was pacing in his office, his cell phone rang.

The caller was the chief editor of a gaming website who had also participated in the gambling agreement with Yang Huan.

"Glenn, what should we do now?" The other party was now completely at a loss.

Shooting planes is so popular that it is almost a game for everyone and its momentum is invincible.

Glenn Moore himself was very anxious, but in front of outsiders, he had to act like the chief football reporter of the Independent.

"What to do?"

"Now everyone knows that shooting planes is popular. We made a game in three days. Let alone more than five million downloads, I'm afraid the number of players online at the same time has exceeded eight digits. We've already lost!" The other party was almost roaring.

So many reporters and more than a dozen newspapers joined forces, but they lost to a Chinese man.

How shameful!

Glenn Moore's eyelids twitched. "So what?"

"We have to think of a solution. Should we really apologize to him in the newspaper?"

Glenn Moore's eyes flashed with a hint of sternness. "Apologize? He should apologize after losing, but before he apologizes, we will not let him feel good either."

"What do you want to do?"

Glenn Moore smiled coldly, "Hasn't there been a lot of news recently about people playing games excessively?"

"yes."

"That's fine. Let's use this news to launch a campaign to boycott WeChat, put pressure on them, and force Yang Huan to give in. It would be best if both parties let this matter go." Glenn Moore also became angry.

Asking him to apologize is as difficult as asking him to kneel down and admit his mistake.

How could he possibly accept that?

Not to mention apologizing to the Chinese, a group he has always looked down upon!

As the Chinese say, this tactic is called "encircling Wei to save Zhao".

The other party was obviously shocked by Glenn Moore's idea, "Really...really want to do this?"

"What? Are you afraid?" Glenn Moore said coldly, "It doesn't matter if you are afraid. Just go and apologize to him in the newspaper."

"This is impossible!" The other party was also annoyed.

How is it possible to apologize in the newspaper?

"Then do as I say. Let's unite with our peers to denounce WeChat's crimes, and try to make a bigger noise to stir up some public anger. It would be best if we could drive them all out of the UK!"

Although I think this is a bit outrageous, I am used to doing whatever I want.

"Okay, then let's contact everyone separately and act together to kill him!"

"Okay!" Glenn Moore agreed immediately.

After hanging up the phone, Glenn Moore was filled with rage.

"Hehe, Yang Huan, this time I'll make sure you know that we're not easy to mess with!"