Chapter 277 You can’t flatter Master Huan...



Chapter 276 Don’t flatter Young Master Huan!

The first picture that appeared was of blue sky and white clouds above and lush forests below.

Down below, through the woods, there is a winding asphalt road.

The roar of a sports car was heard, and a red sports car rushed into a magnificent training base at lightning speed.

There was a harsh sound of tires rubbing against the road, and the new Aston Martin successor sports car stopped outside the training ground.

The entire scene is completed within three seconds, and the pace is very fast.

Rhythmic music began to play.

Southampton goalkeeper Neuer steps down from Aston Martin successor.

The German goalkeeper is wearing a Southampton goalkeeper jersey from last season.

As soon as I got out of the car, a football flew from the opposite direction and headed straight for the successor of Aston Martin.

Neuer reacted suddenly and flew to save the ball.

The moment Neuer held the football in his hands, everyone saw that Neuer suddenly changed from a tall and strong boy to a lively and very cute little baby.

The two images before and after are completely different, and the contrast is full of humor.

Neuer stood up and looked at himself in amazement as he had turned into a baby.

Suddenly, a whistle was heard and Alaba was waving at him for the ball, signaling him to play with him.

Neuer immediately kicked the ball to Alaba.

As soon as Alaba received the ball, he suddenly turned into a dark-skinned little baby.

This time the audience could see it.

It turns out that this football has a kind of magical power that can turn everyone who touches it into a cute little baby.

A figure appeared beside him, it was the Spanish international Javi Martinez who had just joined the team.

Alaba laughed and deliberately passed the ball behind him.

Javi Martinez had to brake suddenly, turn around and pass the ball to Gary Cahill.

Although there was only one contact between him and the ball, Javi Martinez immediately turned into a fierce little baby, which even scared himself.

The Spanish baby even gestured his sturdy body on the spot, as if he was showing off his muscles.

The expression is very delicate, cute and funny.

Cahill passed the ball forward and it landed at Toni Kroos' feet.

Drogba was in the front, dancing to the rhythm and melody of the music. He hooked his finger at Toni Kroos, who had turned into a little baby after receiving the ball, and signaled him to pass the ball to him, but the German shook his head.

The Ivorian immediately assumed a violent stance and threatened to beat him.

Toni Kroos was scared and wanted to cry, but he deliberately passed a high ball out of spite.

At this time, the baby's expression is very delicate, realistic and very funny.

Drogba jumped high and headed the ball back.

The moment his forehead touched the ball, he turned into a child, and when he landed, he did a diving flip.

After landing, this guy even imitated Superman's landing posture, which was super funny.

Afterwards, they started dancing to the music.

This little baby's expression and movements are exactly the same as Drogba's.

But when you compare before and after, the contrast is so great that it will definitely make everyone laugh to death!

The ball fell to Vidal's feet, then passed to Hamel Rodriguez, who passed it to Stroman.

The Dutchman then passed the ball to Neymar.

After Neymar stopped the ball, he immediately turned into a skinny little baby, but he stepped exaggeratedly on a football that was almost as high as his waist, and performed a series of feints and dribbling skills that Neymar is good at.

It’s unbelievable that a cute little kid can skillfully control a big ball and perform a series of dazzling juggling moves. It’s amazing!

Finally, Neymar kicked the ball out.

Rushing to the front, Ibrahimovic faced the incoming ball and imitated Zidane's posture and directly made a flying shot!

When his feet touched the ball, he also turned into a cute little kid.

The special effects throughout the entire process are quite realistic.

The football suddenly rushed towards the screen.

It was as if it hit the screen, exploded into pieces, and a slogan appeared.

"My friends, do you want to have fun together?"

"July 30th! See you there!"

"I'm waiting for you!"

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"Oh my God, this is so funny!"

When Prince William woke up early in the morning and opened WeChat on his phone, he received a message from Yang Huan.

He has always been following Yang Huan’s WeChat.

When he clicked on it, he saw this video on YouTube, which made him laugh.

The entire video is exactly ninety seconds long. It is very compact and fast-paced, but very interesting.

Especially the little babies, some are cute, some are acting cute, some are mighty, some are dancing, and some are lively and energetic.

There are babies of all skin colors, including yellow, white, black, and mixed-race skin.

This made Prince William very happy.

"Look at you, why are you laughing like that?" Princess Kate walked over.

He leaned down and saw the picture on his phone.

"This is a promotional ad uploaded by Yang Huanxin. It's very interesting!"

Having said that, Prince William immediately clicked play again.

Princess Kate is a woman, and when she saw those adorable little babies, she was immediately amazed from the bottom of her heart.

"Oh, Maga, is this true?"

So realistic, so lifelike!

But as soon as she asked this question, she immediately realized something was wrong.

How can a baby play football?

Look at what Neymar has become. The ball is almost at his waist. How can he kick it?

"I guess it's the special effects, the effect is so good!" Prince William laughed.

You know, they were watching it in ultra-high definition, and the effect was still so realistic.

"Oh my God, how did he come up with this idea?" Princess Kate was amazed after reading it.

This ad is really powerful!

Especially those cute babies are simply women’s killer weapons!

"There are many advertisements that use babies as the protagonists. For example, the French Evian water used a baby skating in its advertisement. But the effect is not as realistic as Southampton's this time, and the baby is not so cute."

Princess Kate clicked it again and looked at it again. All she could see was the phone screen in front of her.

These babies are so cute!

After watching it again, she still found it funny and interesting.

So he smiled and forwarded this WeChat message directly using Prince William's mobile phone and posted it directly on his Moments.

"What a cute baby, Master Huan, when will you recruit members?"

Soon, Yang Huan replied below.

"July 30th, the specific time will be notified later!"

Princess Kate and Prince William looked at each other and smiled helplessly.

The whole world is watching you and seeing that you can't recruit so many people at all. Instead of being more proactive, you're playing secretive?

"Can I make a reservation in advance?" Princess Kate replied below.

"No, it's limited to 1,000 people, first come first served, the exact number is based on the time of payment!"

These WeChat messages quickly went viral and immediately sparked huge controversy on the Internet and in social circles.

"Wow, Southampton is so awesome that even Prince William and Princess Kate have to compete for membership. It's so ruthless!"

"Who said it wasn't true? She's so arrogant that she doesn't even take the prince or princess seriously!"

"I think that Southampton treats everyone equally. As long as you can afford the money, no matter who you are, even if you are a prince or princess, you have to compete for it. It's fair!"

"That's why I always say Southampton is different!"

"That's awesome! If I had 100,000 pounds, I would also rush to join!"

"The guy above, stop bragging. Do you have 100,000 pounds?"

"Southampton's entry threshold is high. Those of us who are not qualified can only watch the excitement from the outside!"

At this time, Southampton's official account held another event.

This time the event launched a mobile APP, which is very simple, small and free to download.

Through the facial recognition technology of this application, the mobile phone user's face can be transformed into a cute baby.

You can even distinguish different expressions and cute poses.

At the same time, Southampton officials also started an event to select the cutest adult baby!

This immediately ignited the enthusiasm of all Internet users.

"Wow, this is so fun, everyone should download it and try it out!"

One user posted a photo of his baby on WeChat Moments. It was so cute!

"Is this your son? So cute. How old is he? Who is his mother?" a friend immediately asked.

"Get lost, this is me!"

"You? How is that possible?"

“Wow, this was taken with a cute baby camera. You can try it too!”

As he spoke, a link came over.

The same thing happens in Europe, North America, South America, Asia, Africa...

In just less than a few days, this cute baby camera triggered a photography craze among netizens, directly making it the first on the free app download list of the Apple official store, and quickly became popular in the mobile phone field.

A week later, Southampton officials announced that after voting by hundreds of thousands of WeChat netizens, the cutest adult baby came from an 80-year-old British lady.

The reason she won the award was not only because of her age, but also because she acted as cute as possible in the photo of an adult baby, making everyone who saw the photo laugh.

Her award even sparked a trend of elderly people posting photos of their grown-up babies, attracting over ten thousand elderly people to post their cute photos.

Newspapers, television stations, and major radio stations also reported on this interesting story.

Many also naturally mentioned Southampton's plans to recruit members.

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Sun Yue stared at the group of subordinates in front of him in amazement. He suspected that he had heard it wrong!

"You... I didn't hear what you said just now. Say it again!"

The employees in the marketing department looked at each other, all trying to figure out what the boss meant.

Finally, one of the long-haired ones spoke.

"Director, we just said that, in fact, we did nothing!"

Sun Yue tilted his head, still feeling that he had heard it wrong.

"You, say it again!"

The long-haired man looked around again and was surprised. He said it for the third time!

"Director, we really didn't do anything!"

Now, several other employees followed suit.

"Yes, Director, it really wasn't us who did it!"

"No, we didn't do anything!"

"I didn't do it, really!"

The more Sun Yue listened, the more confused he became. He slapped the desk hard, scaring the whole group of people into silence.

"You said you didn't do anything?"

The group of people opposite nodded in unison.

"Who made that promotional video on YouTube that got over 10 million hits in one week?"

“Also, who ranked first on the list of free apps for Cute Baby Camera?

"Who is doing those old men posting cute photos, men and women posting photos of couples and babies, and even those old parents holding their children and taking photos of them together to show how much cuter they are than the younger ones?"

When Sun Yue asked this, the group of guys on the opposite side all stammered.

In the end, it was the long-haired guy who stood up.

"Director, we didn't do any of that. We just followed your instructions and put the stuff online at the right time. Who knew it would go viral out of nowhere?"

Sun Yue was unhappy when he heard this.

"What do you mean by becoming popular for no apparent reason?"

The long-haired man looked at Sun Yue timidly before saying, "In fact, we have also analyzed it. In the final analysis, it is still Master Huan's reputation that is there. The advertisement he filmed before, in which he did a split, received over 100 million hits. It is the most viewed online advertisement in history and even set a Guinness World Record!"

"Plus those MVs of Psy and Yoona, when netizens heard that they were shot by Young Master Huan, they immediately rushed to watch them, and the result was..."

Sun Yue thought about it and it seemed that he really didn't do anything.

“What about apps?”

"Director, that app was made by someone from WeChat. They said it was made according to Master Huan's instructions, just to entertain netizens. Who knew it would become so popular?"

"After all, everyone has a childlike heart!"

Sun Yue frowned, "Which celebrity said this?"

"Forget it, never mind!" Sun Yue scratched his head in distress.

He looked like he wanted to pull all his hair out.

"Let me ask you now. Master Huan just called me and asked me how the whole publicity plan was done. Why did the scene become so turbulent? What should I say?"

When Changmao and everyone else heard this, they were all surprised.

There's nothing wrong with saying this.

"Director, can't you just tell the truth?"

Sun Yue immediately jumped up and slapped him.

Fortunately, the long-haired creature dodged quickly and was not hit.

"Do I need you to teach me? Don't I fucking know?"

"The question is, if I tell him, Master Huan, we didn't do anything, it's just because you have a great influence and netizens give you face, do you think Master Huan will believe it?"

Without waiting for his subordinates to answer, Sun Yue gave the answer himself.

"He won't believe it. He will think I am trying to flatter him!"

Everyone looked puzzled.

Just flatter me if you want!

Everyone in the company knows that besides marketing and advertising, what you, Director Sun, are best at is flattery.

Only Sun Yue knows his own suffering.

You can't flatter Young Master Huan!

What will be the fate of those who flatter Young Master Huan?

Break his neck, kick his balls, and throw him to the gay bar to pick up soap!

Is it worthy of such flattery?

I'm so miserable now. I'm not a flatterer, but people treat me as a flatterer!

I, Sun Yue, have been flattering Master Huan for more than a year. It's rare that I want to tell the truth, but the result is...

How can an honest person like me survive in this world?


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