Chapter 387: Pick-up Tool
"How about it?"
Yang Huan walked to the area where the data analysis team was located on the sidelines.
In every training session, the data analysis team led by Marcus Du Satoy and Howard Hamilton will track and collect the players' training data.
In addition to the high-tech equipment around the training ground, every player is wearing a smart training headset launched by WeChat Research Institute.
This thing can deduce the player's condition through analysis based on the player's physical data during training.
There is also physical fitness and degree of physical fatigue, which can also be inferred.
"Very good," Marcus du Satoy said with a very satisfied smile.
"When we played the FA Cup final, several players were not in satisfactory physical condition, so we arranged rotations or substituted them early."
In the FA Cup final, Sturridge started, while Neymar and Vidal only played for about an hour. After leading 3-0, Bielsa substituted them.
The main center forward Ibrahimovic also made a rotation, with Drogba starting.
These are all considerations for war preparation.
"Very good." Yang Huan was very satisfied with the results of the analysis team.
"What about Toni Kroos?"
This is also the reason why Marcus Du Satoy came to the training ground in person. He wanted to understand Tony Kroos' situation as soon as possible and give timely advice.
"From what we've seen so far, it's going very well and he's clearly back to where he was before the injury."
“Are you physically fit enough to handle the Europa League?”
This is what Yang Huan and the coaching staff are most concerned about.
"We are calculating," Marcus Du Satoy did not dare to guarantee.
"Based on our statistics and analysis of Toni Kroos' physical data over the past year, my advice to Bielsa is to adjust his body over the past few days, let him play for 90 minutes at a high intensity this afternoon to stimulate his condition, and then make more adjustments in the next two days."
"From the results shown so far, his condition is pretty good, which is not beyond our expectations."
Yang Huan knew that what Marcus du Satoy meant by expectation was a range, not a fixed value.
Of course, judging from his tone and attitude, Toni Kroos's progress is quite encouraging.
"By the way, Master Huan," Marcus du Satoy seemed to have thought of something.
"What's up?"
"There is something we would like to hear your opinion on."
Yang Huan was a little surprised. When did this guy become so distant with him?
Didn’t we always say what we wanted to buy and then make a list directly?
Could it be that the equipment we want to buy this time is too expensive?
Marcus Du Satoy looked at Yang Huan's expression and immediately smiled bitterly, "Don't think so badly of me, okay?"
"Who made you this kind of person?" Yang Huan also found it funny.
"I'm not here to buy equipment or hire anyone. To be frank, our current equipment is unmatched by any team, not to mention in the football world, even in the sports field, including the national team."
Yang Huan was very pleased about this.
Two years of heavy investment, a total of 20 to 30 million pounds, if Southampton's equipment is still poor, then Yang Huan will really be helpless.
Southampton’s current weakness is technology, but the team is accumulating strength in this area quite rapidly.
For example, Marcus du Satoy and Howard Hamilton and others have published papers in the past six months, which have attracted considerable attention and sensation in sports science, demonstrating Southampton's achievements.
"What's the matter? Just say it." Yang Huan didn't have the time for that.
Marcus du Satoy looked at Yang Huan's expression and felt that Young Master Huan was in a good mood, so he plucked up his courage.
“I am very interested in Master Huang”
After hearing this, Yang Huan was stunned and looked at Marcus du Satoy in disbelief.
Hey, jerk, you really can't tell.
You are over 40 years old, you have a wife and children at home, and you are picking up soap at your old age?
But you just pick up the soap, why are you interested in Master Huang?
Are you sick?
Marcus du Satoy didn't know why, but he felt uncomfortable being stared at by Young Master Huan.
On second thought, she realized that it was because she had not explained herself clearly, which led to Master Huan's misunderstanding.
"Oh, Master Huan, you misunderstood." As he said this, he was about to hold Yang Huan's hand.
Yang Huan slapped his hand away and said, "I didn't misunderstand you. I respect your sexual orientation, but don't touch me."
Damn, you touched me and I rubbed my hands so hard that I couldn't wash them clean.
"Master Huan, you really misunderstood." Marcus Du Satoy wanted to cry.
What a painful misunderstanding.
"I mean, I'm interested in Master Huang's Chinese medicine."
He said this very sincerely and earnestly, "I swear in the name of God"
Yang Huan finally believed it and breathed a sigh of relief, "You bastard, next time you speak directly to the point, don't be so mysterious, you scared me to death"
"Aren't I just afraid that you'll be unhappy?" Marcus du Satoy also felt quite aggrieved.
I'm just a small worker. Am I wrong to consider your boss's feelings?
"Why should I be unhappy?" Yang Huan was surprised.
I'm glad you're interested in Chinese medicine.
What am I unhappy about?
"Could it be that Chinese medicine does not exclude Western medicine?"
"Nonsense!" Yang Huan found it funny at the moment. Wasn't this misunderstanding too profound?
"Our Chinese culture is broad and profound, and it emphasizes inclusiveness, taking the essence and discarding the dregs. Traditional Chinese medicine has good and bad, and the same is true for Western medicine. Therefore, our attitude is that as long as it is good, we should learn from it, so that we can make progress."
Marcus du Satoy was frightened and nodded, "Then Master Huang..."
"Let me talk to him." Yang Huan thought this was a good thing.
He invited Huang Wenying to Southampton, firstly to treat her illness, and secondly, he also wanted to learn about the possibility of applying Chinese medicine in the field of football. Now looking at Marcus du Satoy's attitude, this direction has potential.
If it can be proven that Chinese medicine massage and acupuncture are helpful to professional players, it will be of great benefit to the promotion of Chinese medicine.
But how to prove it?
Of course, we need to prove it in a more convincing way.
Marcus du Sautoy is a professor of data research at Oxford University. His current team includes nutrition experts and experts in the sports field. If we can prove it through them, wouldn't that be more powerful than anything else?
Yang Huan believed that Huang Wenying would not object.
Sure enough, when Yang Huan walked out of the indoor training ground and found Huang Wenying in a temporary office in the training building and told him about this matter, Huang Wenying agreed on the spot.
"Master Huan, this is a very rare opportunity to work directly with leading European and American scientists and researchers to prove the medical value of traditional Chinese medicine. I am very happy to cooperate."
Huang Wenying regarded this as a very sacred mission and a rare opportunity.
If he succeeds, he will make a huge contribution to the field of traditional Chinese medicine and even go down in history.
"Master Huang, there's no need to be so serious. This is just an internal collaboration. We won't make it public until we get a good result.
Huang Wenying is also a smart person and understood it as soon as she heard it.
For the time being, it is indeed not suitable for public disclosure.
After all, no one knows what the outcome will be.
"Master Huan is right, I understand," Huang Wenying nodded in agreement.
Then Yang Huan talked to Huang Wenying about life in Southampton.
In fact, they are still not used to it. After all, they used to live in the capital, which is relatively dry, while Southampton is relatively humid and rainy. However, the air is indeed much better than that in the capital.
Yang Huan did not set a specific time when he invited them to Southampton this time, so he directly arranged for Huang Wenying and his two apprentices to live in a house he had bought before, located near the Staplewood training base, and provided them with part-time workers to take care of them.
Xiao Bu saw that Yang Huan liked massage and acupressure very much, so he volunteered to practice with Huang Wenying after class at the university. Huang Wenying thought that Xiao Bu seemed to be close to Master Huan, so she immediately agreed to teach him everything she knew.
After a brief chat, Yang Huan looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he got down to business.
"Master Huang, I want to ask you something."
Huang Wenying felt a little strange when she saw Young Master Huan acting so mysterious. She moved closer and whispered, "Young Master Huan, please speak."
"Here's the thing, one of my...a friend has some physical deficiencies. To put it simply, her breasts are not big enough. Oh, no, they are a little small.
Huang Wenying has been practicing medicine for many years. What problems has she not encountered?
Even though Yang Huan's words sounded awkward, they sounded quite normal to him.
"She heard from some people that traditional Chinese medicine can achieve breast enlargement. Do you have any solution?"
"Male or female?" Huang Wenying asked seriously.
Yang Huan almost fell down. Isn't this nonsense?
Of course it’s women. Are there any men who want breast augmentation?
Well, it seems that there really is
Therefore, Master Huan answered very seriously: "Female"
"How old?"
Yang Huan pondered for a moment and calculated Horikita Maki's age. "Early twenties."
"That's not difficult," Huang Wenying said confidently.
"What I am most afraid of is women who have passed the breastfeeding period or middle-aged women. There is nothing we can do about it."
Yang Huan almost collapsed. What's the point of getting fatter?
"Tell me, what solution is there?" Yang Huan asked quickly.
"There are many ways, such as Chinese medicine, acupuncture, and massage."
“Which one is most effective?”
"You can do massage, but you have to do it every day for at least a period of time to see the effect."
"Oh" Yang Huan felt that this was not a problem. The key to the problem was...
Otherwise, why would there be a saying like this?
Old people are smart, old trees are spiritual
Huang Wenying didn't ask anything else, but she knew Young Master Huan's thoughts better than anyone else. She immediately nodded and said with a smile, "Young Master Huan, how about I teach you a set of massage techniques passed down in our family, and you can use them, and the effect will be the same."
"Really? Is it difficult to learn?" Yang Huan was thinking along this line.
"It's not difficult to learn, just identify the acupoints and control the strength well."
As she spoke, Huang Wenying stood up, walked to a massage chair opposite the desk, and pointed.
"Come, Master Huan, let me show you how to do it myself."
Yang Huan was dumbfounded on the spot, and jumped up all of a sudden, "No, no, you should ask your apprentice to demonstrate, I will just watch from the side, just watch"
What kind of joke is this?
I lie there and let you rub your ass all over my breasts?
Wouldn't that be ruining the reputation of me, your Master Huan?
It would be fine if you were a young and beautiful woman, but the terrible thing is that you are a man, and an old man at that.
Also, if it really works and makes my breasts bigger, how can I face people then?
Huang Wenying didn't have as many weird ideas as Young Master Huan, she was just wondering why Young Master Huan reacted so strongly?
"Hey, Lao Huang, don't you have an inflatable doll here? Use it to demonstrate."
Huang Wenying thought about it and agreed.
So, he quickly took the inflatable doll and used it to demonstrate the massage techniques to Yang Huan.
It’s really simple. Yang Huan remembered it after reading it once.
Practice a few more times to get more familiar with identifying the acupoints and controlling the strength, and you will basically get it right.
Master Huan felt so happy at this moment.
With this killer weapon, don’t you have one more trick to pick up girls?
Hey, Horikita Maki, you can't run away
By the way, Yoona’s breasts don’t seem to be big, so they need to be pressed too.
Oh, Charlene Lahiri’s vagina is already size 36B. I wonder if it can get bigger after pressing it?
Oh, what a painful suspense.
It seems that we still have to test it through practice.
From now on, all the beauties who want to enlarge their breasts don’t need to go to Korea, just come to me
This method is energy-saving, environmentally friendly, money-saving and healthy, and has absolutely no side effects.
Hehehehe
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