615. How many books does Zhang Paopao have?



"Answer me first. Tell me, one dollar can't buy you a loss. One dollar can't buy you anything. Complete it for me!"

The girl was a bit dazed by the beating, and was only a step too slow to answer. Qi Xu kicked her in the forehead again, and then she hurriedly said, "You've been fooled! You can't afford to suffer a loss, you can't afford to be fooled!"

Qi Xu's movements were very skillful. He directly grabbed the mouth of the girl who had just answered the question with his backhand, let go of the girl in his arms, and grabbed her collar.

"Now it's your turn to answer. Tell me, how much is a glass of Imperial Jade Wine?"

With the previous experience as a lesson, the second girl was obviously much smarter. Before Qi Xu could even finish his words, she quickly roared out, "180, 180 per cup!"

Qi Xu switched their positions again and continued to ask, "Which section should I go to when scraping the eye sockets by pressing the temple chakra?"

"Fourth quarter! Fourth quarter! Don't hit me! Wuuuuu..." The girl's face was covered with snot and tears, and Qi Xu felt that he was a little cruel.

There was nothing I could do. If I didn't do anything, when the next stop came, the two girls would get off together and there would be no way to tell them apart.

I could only ask someone else, "15 yuan a pound of chicken fork bones, how much is a pound and a half?"

"15! Buy one pound, get half a pound free! Maybe even a free sausage!"

"Oh my god! Her books are all over my shelf. I'm her loyal reader! She's not ugly, she's forever 18, a beautiful author who's bound to make a million dollars a year!"

Qi Xu frowned slightly. How could they all know this? Monster begging for help shouldn't have existed before the game, right? How could these old jokes even make him understand what went wrong?

While asking questions just now, Qi Xu even heard the driver answering along, how come the monsters nowadays are so advanced that they can catch up on the little-known facts about the Qiushi Highway?

Seeing that the station was only 50 meters ahead, Qi Xu couldn't help but feel a headache as he still couldn't determine who the monster was.

The street lights at the station shone through the car window, flickering on the tear-stained faces of the two girls.

Qi Xu tightened his grip on their collars, and caught a glimpse of the driver's gaze in the rearview mirror. The look was too calm, and even carried a bit of strange expectation. It was confirmed, the driver was a monster!

Qi Xu dragged the two girls to stand directly by the back door, closed his eyes, and repeatedly recalled the details of the two people's answers. The answers were all correct, and they were all answered at the first time. There was no problem at all.

No, there's a detail! Qi Xu instantly opened his eyes and looked at the girl in his right hand. The girl's pupils instantly dilated, and a sense of fear rose from the soles of her feet to the top of her head...

"It's not me..it's not me..really!"

"Bullshit! It was you. Your eyes were wandering when you were answering the questions. Someone must have secretly told you the answer. I saw through it, right? You're a single-celled organism with no brain. Calling you a monster is a compliment!"

Qi Xu was just talking nonsense, and just at this moment the arrival announcement sounded and the car door slowly opened.

Without any hesitation, Qi Xu threw the girl he was holding with his left hand out of the car with great force, and then kicked her again, sending her flying 3 meters away.

After its entire body touched the ground, it suddenly appeared as a monster, but its expression was still extremely shocked.

I don't understand why this reversal happened. Qi Xu shouldn't have needed to use his mind to deal with this kind of monster. But this subplot is so weird! So weird that I can't think through many details.

So Qi Xu had to proceed cautiously.

The woman who had just tried desperately to explain that she was not a monster was now completely exhausted, gasping for breath, and holding tightly to the bus handrail.

Because the monster was thrown out of the car in the first second after the door was opened, the bus still had 9 seconds to stop.

The monster went crazy and ran over like crazy, completely ignoring the intestine-like organs scattered all over the ground.

"Why was it judged to be me? Why me? I clearly answered all the questions, why me? Why me?"

The monster's voice was hoarse and unpleasant, and it was very persistent in wanting to know the answer to this question, which made Qi Xu alert instantly.

If it desperately tries to get in, that's fine, it's normal. After all, there are still seven or eight seconds before the door closes. Give it a try! Just in case it has a chance.

But...it didn't, it ran to a safe distance, which is a distance that you probably can't touch it without getting out of the car, and then it stopped!

Instead of being obsessed with getting on the bus, I am obsessed with an answer.

All of Qi Xu's previous doubts were suddenly solved at this moment, and he finally got the answer. He just needed to verify it!

So he sneered disdainfully and pointed at her neck: "Humans don't answer 'send grilled sausages' and secretly swallow their saliva while staring intently. Starchy sausages don't have that much charm, so you remember the answer, not the taste."

The monster slapped his thigh in a very human manner and said, "Just wait!"

With only 3 seconds left, it didn't take any action at all. It just stood in a safe position and stared at Qi Xu madly.

Qi Xuyi was very brave and teleported in front of it. He concentrated all his strength on his right leg and kicked it hard on the forehead. The pink mist blade seemed to want to cut the monster into 8 pieces.

Then he teleported back instantly, stood elegantly on the inside of the bus's rear door, snapped his fingers, and the bus door slowly closed.

Only the monster, its body cut into several pieces, was left, twitching and screaming wildly.

After Qi Xu closed the car door tightly, he returned to his seat and dropped the little bit of loot he had just brought back into the corner of the front seat against the wall without leaving a trace.

Continue brainstorming, thinking about how to deal with the last monster on the bus.

That is, the driver in the front, who saw Qi Xu's very aggressive eyes from inside the bus protection fence, not only did he not pretend, but he looked back at him provocatively.

Qi Xu's fist hardened.

"The next stop is Mingguiqiao Station, the final stop. Please take your belongings with you and be prepared to get off the train. Thank you for your support of our work along the way."

Qi Xu had just thought about it. "Minggui Bridge" and "Minggui Bridge" are homophonic puns, a little lame. Tsk tsk, not novel at all...

Qi Xu looked out the window. It seemed like... we were on the bridge? It had only been a short drive. Was this stop so close?

...........

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