☆49. Chapter 49: Shit! Zul'jin!



Chapter 49 Shit! Zul'jin!

"Attack!"

"Lok"tar!Ogar!"

The Iron Knights of the Horde rolled forward.

In Silvermoon City, a black dragon flew into the sky carrying a huge barrel. Fina on the dragon's back held a simple switch controller in her hand to control the barrel full of "goods" below. "

Zul'jin raised his head and looked at the sky. There seemed to be something like a gun barrel under the barrel.

Wait, what is that? A black object suddenly shot out of the barrel.

"Pia ji~" Zul'jin's one eye was covered by a sticky mass.

"Ah! What is this! "Damn you... uh... gulp..."

Zul'jin cursed with his mouth wide open, and halfway through his curse a ball of shit fell right into his mouth, and poor Zul'jin swallowed it subconsciously. Richard, who was on the top of the city wall, laughed so hard that his stomach cramped when he saw this scene.

"Spit shit! Zul'jin!"

The bucket was filled with a large bucket of shit, which was the amount collected by the Silvermoon City garrison in one day. People in this world have never used this trick before, and Richard decided to let them see it today.

There are six copper tubes facing different directions on the barrel, and there is a mechanism inside, which is specially used to launch shit balls. The effect is great, after all, not everyone is so careless...

"The angle is just right. "Fina found the right angle and pressed the largest button. Six copper tubes were shot out, one of which even pierced an orc. The barrel was opened and six more inclined plates were added. The yellow liquid and solid inside flowed out along the six inclined plates like a waterfall.

Shit fell from the sky, oh no, justice fell from the sky. It rained for more than a minute, preventing Onyxia from climbing higher.

"Ha-ha-ha-I'm dying of suffocation! Ahhh, why do I smell like shit too! Why! Richard, I'm not done with you! "

At first Onyxia refused to carry the broken barrel, but she couldn't resist the temptation of the cookies and carried out the task. At this moment, Onyxia must have been thinking, "Wuwuwu~ Why didn't I insist at that time? How can I wash off this smell?"

Of course, these poor orcs not only have to experience biological weapons, but also have to face the temporary "poison gas bombs" to greet them. The wind direction was unexpectedly good that day, and the grenades in the hands of the city defense troops were thrown out. The various smokes inside made the tribes sneeze, cry, and even vomit. Richard was in order to This little bit of "poison gas bomb" has collected a lot of spices and other materials.

However, these things can only hold off the army for a period of time, and the orcs' siege weapons are still pushed to the city. Fortunately, the boiling oil and water have been prepared, the iron city gates have been reinforced, and the elves' arrows are pouring down like a rainstorm. Well, among the falling arrows, there is also a half-hearted archer named Richard. Although every shot is sure to hit the target, every time he aims in the east and west.

Richard remembered the last sentence of the description of this broken bow. Only a fool would miss the target. Hey, hey, hey, I'm an ancient god after all, give me some face.

"Dang! Ding!" The heavy iron drill hit the city gate.

"Pour the oil quickly!" A pot of boiling hot oil was poured down.

"Ahhh! "Accompanied by the orcs' screams, the rocket-fired arrows hit the wooden pulley. Suddenly, a fire started. Although there was an iron drill, the rest of the car was made of wood. Soon, only a lump of iron remained.

But the orcs had more than just this siege vehicle. Rows of siege ladders were also put up, and soon they entered into hand-to-hand combat. Although Onyxia sprayed Flames were emitted, but due to the restraint of a large number of troll shamans, too much casualties could not be caused, only a tragic scene of fire all over the ground.

The fire was blazing and black smoke was rolling.

The tragic siege lasted until night, and there was no moon tonight. The orcs held torches to attack the city, and the elves naturally gave priority to lighting up those bright spots. After trying several times, Orgrimmar's Hammer of Destruction chose to rest.

"My friend, they can't hold out until tomorrow. At ten o'clock this evening, they had no hot oil left, and could only use fire arrows to burn the siege vehicles. The evil weapons at the beginning did not appear again. They can no longer hold on! "

Zul'jin looked at the Hammer of Destruction in obscurity, he already knew what he had eaten at the beginning of the battle.

"I'm going to drink his blood! Eat his flesh!"

In Silvermoon City, everyone was taking the time to rest, especially the archers who had been shooting all day. Sylvanas and Richard were sitting side by side.

Fina was carrying a lunch box, which was much better than the food of Richard, the defender of Silvermoon City.

"Is there any milk?"

Fina replied, "It was sent by the big milk merchant Ji Cha."

"Oh? Ji Cha's milk, let me try it."

Sylvanas took a bite and said, "It's delicious, how did you make it?"

"If you want to learn, I'll teach you."

"Okay. "

After eating and drinking, the two sat together and chatted.

"I didn't expect your archery skills were so good. I am the best archer among the elves, and I thought the outside world was like this as well. Now it seems that I was just looking at the world from a narrow perspective."

"Hahaha, no way. I just practice a lot." Richard lied with his eyes closed.

"Everyone praises you as a sharpshooter. You shoot fast and accurately..."

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm not a fast shooter. "You can't say that casually." "

How can it not be fast? Every three seconds, and you kill an enemy every time. Our combined gains today may not be as much as yours alone. And you didn't even take a break. You shot for a whole day..."

Richard covered his face. He knew she was talking about archery, but he still wanted her to shut up.

Sylvanas glanced at his sister sitting on the other side while talking. Did Vereesa seem to be practicing bow drawing? Sylvanas was somewhat relieved that his sister didn't relax even when she was resting. But isn't this movement familiar? It seems to be Richard's archery movement? Maybe he was too tired and dizzy today. His sister is also good at archery. Why would she suddenly learn other people's archery?

"Sir Richard! Sir Richard!"

Richard opened his eyes and looked at a man in the Hearthstone Inn uniform.

"What's the matter? "

This is a letter from the boss."

"Your boss? Virgil Sparta?"

Richard opened the letter and stood up.

"Where are they?"

"In the Hearthstone Hotel."

"Take me there!"

"Yes!"

"What's wrong?" Sylvanas also stood up.

Richard said excitedly: "Our reinforcements have arrived!"

"Who are they?" Sylvanas followed Richard to the chain store. Standing in the main hall were all the reinforcements who had rushed over.

"Sir Richard." Rocky saluted.

Richard introduced Sylvanas: "These are all my subordinates. Don't look at their strange appearances, but they are all good people. They are demons from the other side of the world." Sylvanas looked

at this group of demons. There were werewolves, eagle-like people, and a bunch of creatures that he couldn't name. Fortunately, due to the war and everyone's lack of spare money (all donated to the king to hire Richard), there were almost no people in the Hearthstone Inn, otherwise it would definitely cause panic.

"Sylvanas, it's time to counterattack! Gather a force, and we'll attack the Horde at night!"


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