Chapter 91 I Go Crazy and Even Blacken Myself

Richard threw away a bow in his hand. This was the 79th bow that Richard had carved. Richard was preparing a birthday gift for Sylvanas, making a handmade bow. The materials were all ready. The bow arm was made from a branch of a 10,000-year-old tree in Lilbana. For the bow string, Richard accepted a commission from the High Ridge Tauren of the Broken Isles. He killed a leader of their enemy and used his skin and tendons to make the bow string. However, the raw materials for the bow arm were relatively rare. Richard, who had never touched carving, used ordinary wood to practice. But after all, he was not playing a game, and professional skill points could not be upgraded quickly. He could only explore and practice bit by bit.

"Still carving?" Vashj came in and picked up the scraps on the ground. "It's okay, this piece of wood can be transformed into a few amulets."

Seeing Richard taking out another piece of wood to carve, Vashj said helplessly: "Master, with your carving talent it is difficult to make a good finished product in a short time, you might as well let me do it."

"Hey! You promised to do it yourself, so you must do it yourself. This is sincerity."

"Okay..." Vashj put away the piece of wood and laughed. "Dalaran contacted our exploration company today and asked us to conduct deep-sea exploration in a certain sea area. Should we take this job or not?"

Richard raised his head: "Are you talking about the sea area where the island was located before?"

"Yes."

Richard smiled and said, "Of course I will accept it. Why shouldn't I accept the money someone gives me? There's nothing there anyway, so why not show it to them!"

The mages of Dalaran were guarding the sea day and night, and Richard was also preparing gifts day and night. Finally, that day came.

"Ah..." Richard sighed as he looked at the bow in his hand. The shape was really bad, especially the patterns on it. What are they? Richard originally wanted to carve a dragon, but it was only a little better than an earthworm. He wanted to carve some auspicious cloud patterns on the edge of the dragon, but he almost carved a few piles of shit. There were also some other patterns that Richard couldn't tell what they were. If the materials still had life and feelings, they would definitely cry.

Branch: My body and heart hurt so much, damn, you've ruined my youth!

Niujinpi: I'm a Tauren chieftain, and you're destroying me like this just because I asked you to kill me?

After making the bow, Richard also enchanted it. Adhering to the principle that bigger is more beautiful and more is better, Richard piled all the available enchanting materials on it. As for what was enchanted, Richard didn't know. Richard put the thing into a festive gift box and took it to Sylvanas's house.

After dinner, Richard came to Sylvanas' room with the gift.

"For me?" Sylvanas happily opened the box and laughed when he saw the funny pattern on the bow.

"That was the first time I carved it, and I didn't practice it well, haha." Richard explained awkwardly, and Sylvanas touched the pattern lightly and said.

"I can feel your love in it."

His eyes were like water, and the following things were a matter of course.

Richard kissed every inch of her skin, and Sylvanas showed him her most beautiful side. Beautiful sounds came from the house.

Vereesa, curled up, listened to the familiar voice and tossed back and forth in bed, unable to fall asleep.

Alleria listened to the familiar voice and walked from the bed to the window. The silvery white moonlight sprinkled on her body, magnificent.

This night, a man achieved his long-cherished wish, a woman completed her transformation; a sister stood all night, and a sister did not sleep all night.

Time passed slowly, and a year was about to pass.

Some noteworthy events happened this year. The conflict between Lordaeron and Stromgarde intensified; the power struggle within Alterac became more violent; Dalaran was uniting other forces to prepare for a second rescue of the red dragon; their rescue target, the Red Dragon Queen, had begun to let herself go after countless plays; Richard and Sylvanas' relationship became closer, and Alleria began her own journey; Kezan Island became the world's trade center; the Kul Tiras caravan was killed in an unprecedented tsunami and has not yet recovered. Kezan Shipping took advantage of the situation to seize all the shares in Kul Tiras and completely controlled the shipping of the Eastern Kingdoms; the Alliance passed a proposal to build Nethergarde at the site of the Dark Portal; Stormwind Kingdom began to rebuild, with Gazlowe's construction team and Edwin. Van Cleef's Masons' Guild participated in the project; the Explorers' Association excavated several ruins. Fortunately, Brian did not press any buttons randomly, and the antiques he found are being exhibited all over the continent.

As for our protagonist, he is waiting for the arrival of a certain partner, but while waiting, Richard is assembling a mechanical man. Sylvanas' birthday is coming again, and this time Richard is going to give her a mechanical creation.

Richard shook his head and said, "It's too dry, it needs lubricant."

"Lubricant?" A man's voice sounded outside the door, "I have lubricant here!"

Richard looked and saw that it was his partner Yu Zesheng.

"You also sell lubricants?"

"Of course! What kind do you want? Regular ones or ones that stimulate sexual desire?"

"Hmm?" Richard felt something was wrong.

"Or do you want the edible kind? Edible lubricants are the most popular right now. They can not only boost sexual pleasure but also replenish energy. We have apple flavor, strawberry flavor, durian flavor, poison milk flavor..."

Richard finally heard what he was talking about and shouted, "Someone come! Someone! Get this guy out of here!"

Yu Zesheng, who was taken away by the two strong men, was still shouting, "Group purchase 30% off! Group purchase 70% off!" "It's broken!"

Richard, who was reassembling the machine, was thinking about lubricant: "That thing can be eaten? What's this guy thinking?"

Richard decided to go out to relax, and unknowingly came to the Golden Rose. After a look in, he found his two partners, the big breast merchant Ji Cha and Yu Zesheng who was just thrown out. The two were talking about something with their arms around each other, and Richard walked over.

Yu Zesheng said obscenely: "Brother Ji, I heard that some new goods have arrived recently, do you want to play with them?"

Ji Cha said: "I heard that some trolls have come. If you don't play with them, you can say that you are a man who has fucked trolls."

Yu Zesheng said stubbornly: "Trolls are trolls, it's not like I haven't fucked them before."

Yu Zesheng called Qu'er, the manager of the Golden Rose.

"Sister Qu'er, are there any trolls? Give me a pair of sisters!"

Then he pushed Ji Cha forward and said, "My brother Ji has a ghost father sentiment, arrange a few for him. What? You don't know the ghost father? Just look for a girl who looks like his daughter and give her to him, as many as you can."

After a while, Richard saw two similar-looking trolls and three little lolita walking into their house. Richard covered his forehead and wondered what kind of people he was working with!