Soaring into the sky during its heat cycle
A mindless side story with a little bit of shock.
Ready? Let's go!
Chong Yunxiao has been very irritable lately and often breaks things. After being stopped once again when he tried to knock over the analyzer on the lab table, he was driven away by a shockwave.
Shockwave: "Your presence in the lab is hindering my experiments. Leaving is logical."
Chong Yunxiao: "I don't care about your tiny place. If you don't want me here, there are plenty of other places that will! Humph!"
So Skyward wandered around aimlessly until he came across the Autobots.
A powerful tail swept across every surface of the table, its metal protrusion scraping against the surface with a sickening "crackling" sound. A series of "whoosh" followed by "bangs" ensued as everything on the table made intimate contact with the ground. The several meters of height provided sufficient acceleration as the objects approached the ground, causing the hard surface to reduce their velocity to zero. The resulting impulse and force were immense, deforming the objects' outer shells under the tremendous impact. In short: they broke.
I need that!
The ambulance couldn't stop the monstrous creature in time; he watched helplessly as his tools, and perhaps even his carefully crafted creations, were swept away and smashed to the ground.
"You..." the ambulance roared, barely able to contain himself. He suddenly realized that saying this would enrage the gigantic monster before him, so he suppressed his anger. "I mean, Chong Yunxiao, stop causing trouble here and get out!"
Calming down, Chong Yunxiao looked at the mess on the ground and realized what he had done. He transformed back into human form, put the items back on the table, and smiled apologetically, "Sorry, ambulance."
At that moment, a documentary began playing on television.
Spring has arrived, all things are reviving, and it's mating season for animals again. Their mating period has begun.
Chong Yunxiao was a clever and curious boy. He knew exactly what to ask and what the key question was: "What is heat cycle?"
Raffi: "Eros refers to the period when animals are in heat. It's the time from when an animal begins to accept mates to when it refuses them. Wild animals and domestic pets are in their breeding and estrus season in the spring, and even normally docile animals can become extremely aggressive. I found this on Baidu."
Shenzi glanced at the documentary, then at Chong Yunxiao, then at the things on the table—which had just been knocked over and then tidied up—before turning to look at Chong Yunxiao again: “Buddy, you’ve been a bit too aggressive lately.”
Chong Yunxiao asked in confusion, "So?"
Divine Child: "It just so happens to be springtime..."
The goddess suddenly realized, and she exclaimed excitedly, "It's because you're in heat!"
Chong Yunxiao was a little annoyed: "Don't compare me to animals!"
Jack: "Hey, don't be mad, buddy."
Raffi was a little scared, but he still mustered up his courage to explain, "On Earth, humans are also a type of animal, just a little more intelligent. Cybertronians and Predacons are both Cybertronian beings, and we didn't mean to belittle you."
"Really?" Chong Yunxiao suddenly realized, "So I've been wanting to destroy things lately, is it because I'm in heat?"
"That's right!"
"Then what should I do?"
"Animals only have estrus cycles for mating, so..."
"so……"
"Perhaps you should find a partner?"
The goddess, who had been lying on the sofa watching TV, jumped up, her eyes wide and her eyebrows dancing with excitement, and asked, "Are you going to find a partner? Let me think about who would be suitable... Hey, do you have a favorite Cybertronian!"
"Wait! Hold on!" The ambulance driver urgently pressed the pause button on their conversation.
"Cybertronians do not reproduce through sexual intercourse and do not have estrus cycles! Theoretically, the Predacon should be the same!"
"No heat cycle?" The Divine Child's lips curled up as he looked at Chong Yunxiao with a gossipy expression. "I've read some novels that say dragons don't usually have a heat cycle, but once they have someone they like, their heat cycle begins."
"Tell me, Chong Yunxiao, who have you taken a fancy to? We'll help you pursue her, or him?" Shenzi nudged the stunned Jack with his elbow and whispered, "You'll help Chong Yunxiao, right?"
Jack was stunned by the goddess's words before he realized what she meant: "Ah, right, right, right. By the way, goddess, where do you read novels from?"
"Oh, don't worry about that."
Raffi looked at the divine child.
"Raffi, this is a novel for adults. You can't read it!"
"You're talking complete nonsense! There's absolutely no scientific basis for this, and there's no data to suggest that the Giant Predator has a mating season!" The ambulance driver remained incredulous.
The goddess looked down with an air of confidence: "There's also no data to prove that the giant monster doesn't have a rutting season, right? Ambulance?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"Come on! Soar to the clouds, go sit on that machine. I need to check your machine's condition!"
Chong Yunxiao sat obediently on the examination machine, letting the ambulance move as it pleased, also wanting to know if he was in heat.
The ambulance driver stared in disbelief at the test results: "Catalyst (hormone) levels are too high, and the ignition source is abnormally active."
It was Raffi's voice. He added from the side, "An animal's estrus cycle usually involves heightened excitement and elevated sex hormones."
It matches up, it matches up perfectly.
"So I'm in heat."
"No! Further examination is needed! We can't jump to conclusions so quickly." The ambulance pulled Skyward along and said to him, "The equipment at the Autobot base isn't good enough. Take me to Shockwave's place, and we'll examine you using Decepticon equipment."
The Divine Child: "Take me with you! I want to go too!"
Jack, Raffi: "Actually, we also..."
Knock out the medical room:
"Wow, I never knew that the Predacon could have a heat cycle."
"This doesn't make sense..."
"Does the Giant Predator really have a mating season? Does the Giant Predator not need a source of fire and can reproduce on its own?"
"Hmph, I told you so, didn't I?"
The knockdown, the shockwave, the ambulance—they marveled at the data analyzed by the instruments.
“No, no,” Knockout reacted, displaying his qualities as a Decepticon medic, “It’s just an abnormal catalyst level, with the spark being more active. Many things can cause this. We can’t simply conclude it’s a heat cycle, can we?”
“Your idea is logical, and I acknowledge that you are capable of serving as a Decepticon medic.”
He retorted defiantly, "Don't look down on me! I'm a top student too."
“I was led astray by the divine child, you are right.”
While the three researchers were deep in thought, Chong Yunxiao grew impatient and loudly declared, "I don't care anymore, I'm in heat, I need to find a mate!"
He stood up, looked around the medical room, and saw some welding rods and iron sheets. He walked over to them.
Rafijah, the son of God, saw it. With the help of Soaring Clouds, they jumped onto the table and watched him fiddling with welding rods and iron sheets.
"What are you doing?"
“I want to make a flower out of these so I can give it to my chosen spouse to express my feelings.”
"Wow, I never knew you were so big and thoughtful," the goddess teased. "You're quite the romantic!"
Jack: "Who are you going to give it to?"
"I don't want to say," Chong Yunxiao said shyly, then realized he shouldn't be so timid. "You'll find out soon enough."
Lafite: "I'll help you. I guarantee you'll be able to make a beautiful iron flower."
Knockout, Ambulance, and Shockwave were still discussing. The Sky-Piercing Flower was finished.
Suddenly, Shockwave felt something pounding on his back armor. He turned around, and a server reached out, revealing a flower in front of the optical mirror.
At the same time, a loud and deep voice rang out: "Sturdy build, good at bearing children, be my spouse."
"What kind of reason is that?!" the goddess couldn't help but exclaim.
In a small medical room, some people were trying not to laugh, while others were feeling awkward. They all tacitly remained silent, because they were watching the drama unfold.
"Did you know that I have a mate?"
"I don't care!" Chong Yunxiao thought for a moment and said:
"A king's consort can also have a consort. Just as a king's vassal can have his own vassal!"
"Are you sure? The whole sentence is: My vassal's vassal is not my vassal."
"My spouse's spouse isn't my spouse? I don't care! Wang Cai won't be bothered by such things!"
“I refuse,” Shockwave said. “Whether you’re actually in heat is still up for discussion. I don’t think you need to rush to find a mate.”
"I don't care." Chong Yunxiao unleashed his ultimate move, "I like you!"
"No, I refuse. Your actions and thoughts are illogical."
Just then, Strike and Steel Fork, who had gone out to fetch something, returned. The door to the medical room opened, and two Cybertronians walked in. Soaring into the sky and turning towards the door, Server held up his flower and said, "I heard your voice in the petri dish. I know you like me. I felt a sense of closeness the moment I saw you. You are powerful and worthy of me. I allow you to be my mate."
Steel Fork looked at Soaring Clouds, then at Shockwave, completely bewildered: "But I already have a Spark Partner."
"Wow, they really picked two great machines," the goddess couldn't help but remark.
"Ugh, what a womanizer," Knockout remarked.
With a second success, he soared into the sky and declared, "I don't care!"
"I still refuse."
Chong Yunxiao remained adamant: "I am the king of the Giant Ferocious Clan! You would be my mate, so majestic and powerful, wouldn't you be tempted? Besides, a Fire Seed can have more than one partner, and I will not restrict my mate to having only me as a partner."
Steel Fork fell into deep thought: "Hey, what you said is interesting."
"I really regret not bringing some popcorn with me."
"Wait!" Shockwave rushed forward, blocking between the steel fork and Soaring Cloud. Strike silently retreated to the side of Knockdown to watch the show.
"The steel fork is my companion in the flame; your words are illogical."
"Wouldn't that be even better? I like both of you, and you can both be my spouses. My two spouses like each other, isn't that wonderful!"
Knockout: "One of my spouses and another spouse are spouses. Wow, that's a nice trick, I never would have guessed."
"It doesn't make sense..."
"What's illogical about it?" The steel fork floated in the air, its body avoiding the shockwave's wings on its back, perched on the side and shoulder of his head sculpt. The server touched the drooping wings, twirled the audio receiver beside the head sculpt, and received the desired slight tremor from the body beneath it. She said, "I agree, then I'll just get your agreement, won't I?"
The steel fork is still the same steel fork. Even though she has become more restrained after breaking free from the control of the Cosmic Emperor, her playful nature remains unchanged.
"Neither your nor Chong Yunxiao's behavior makes any sense."
The shockwave hand cannon was pointed at the giant ferocious beast, while the server pointed at the doorway: "Chong Yunxiao, you're interfering with data analysis here, leave immediately!"
"But you haven't answered my yes yet."
"go out!"
"Where's the steel fork? Do you want me to leave?"
"I listen to Shockwave, and there's nothing I can do if he disagrees."
"Retreat!" The shockwave, which had been aimed at the giant, ferocious hand cannon, turned and pointed at the door of the medical room.
"Retreat!" Chong Yunxiao took a step back, transformed into a dragon, shook his head, and flicked his tail, almost knocking down the others, but he did not retreat any further.
"Retreat!" Chong Yunxiao ran out of the medical room, onto the deck of the Retribution, and flew away.
"Just wait, I will definitely come back!"
Flames boiled within his chest, shooting up his neck, radiating a reddish-yellow band of intense heat that rolled from his chest up his neck to the head sculpt. Heat surged in his throat, and the dragon's mouth gaped open, unleashing a torrent of flames like a high-pressure water jet or a volcanic eruption. The dragon's flames scorched the mechanical insect, which roared, its wings whirring as it lunged at the colossal monster. A fierce battle had begun.
After flying away from the Retribution Ship, Chong Yunxiao was both angry and aggrieved. He used his exceptional flying skills to soar aimlessly, like a free eagle. At the same time, his anger simmered in his chest, erupting as he flew erratically, spewing fire indiscriminately. He accidentally sprayed fire onto the passing mechanical insect, Hard Shell. The two then began to fight. Chong Yunxiao, of course, won, but Hard Shell summoned several mechanical insects, and he also sustained some injuries.
He went to Knockout's medical room. Shockwave and Grimpus had already gone to the lab to continue their research. Ratchet and the three humans had also returned to the Autobot base. Only Knockout was polishing himself inside.
Knocked Down: "What happened, baby dragon in heat? How come you're covered in injuries after only being out for a short while?"
"I am not a baby dragon! Don't call me that! I am the king of the Giant Ferocious Clan!"
He knocked down the polisher and went to get the welding torch and welding rods: "Alright, alright. Then please tell me, King of the Giant Predator Clan, you went to fight? You're covered in wounds."
I'm going out for a walk to clear my head.
"They were driven out by the shockwave, right?"
"Hmph!" Chong Yunxiao reluctantly admitted the truth, telling himself: Wang Cai disdains escaping reality!
"I fought with mechanical insects, and one of them called Hard Shell fought the hardest."
"In the end, I still won." Chong Yunxiao proudly raised its head eagle.
"Is 'Romance in the Rain' good? I think sometimes human works of art... are hard to describe." Ji Dao shook his head.
"You're not allowed to say that about 'Romance in the Rain'!"
"oh?"
Words can be dangerous, so Chong Yunxiao coughed twice to calm himself down and said, "I watched two TV series a couple of days ago."
Do you know why your heat cycle is so unbelievable?
"Why?" Chong Yunxiao asked curiously.
(This is my own interpretation, please don't take it as a serious setting. I haven't watched IDW yet, but I heard it has related settings. Whatever, I'll watch it later.)
"When Cybertronians fuse their sparks, there's a very small chance of creating small sparks, or 'small sparks.' These small sparks are usually randomly distributed within the spark chambers of the Cybertronians involved in the fusion and gradually grow stronger. For example, if only one small spark is created, then only one Cybertronian's spark chamber will contain it. If two small sparks are created, then two Cybertronians might each have one small spark in their spark chambers, or one Cybertronian might have two small sparks in their spark chambers. If there are three... well, I digress."
"I understand everything, please continue."
"As the small spark develops, the Cybertronian who cultivates it will sense that there are two sparks in its spark chamber. The cultivator opens the spark chamber, takes out the small spark, and then puts it into the incubation tank. The small spark itself carries all the necessary elements to grow into a Cybertronian. It slowly matures in the incubation tank, absorbs nutrients, and gradually grows into a mature Cybertronian. Therefore, Cybertronians do not have juvenile forms unless they are taken out of the incubation tank before they are fully mature."
Knockout cracked a little joke: "Of course, if the incubator doesn't want the little flame anymore, it can just throw it on the ground, and the little flame will slowly go out on its own."
"What does this have to do with my heat cycle?"
"The only thing Cybertronians can be said to resemble sexual reproduction is the small spark produced by two sparks. You don't have any reproductive organs in your body. There's a very small chance that a fertility pod will appear in a Cybertronian's body, but you don't have one. The only bodily changes you can relate to that are estrus are a higher level of catalysts and more active spark activity."
“We all agree that you were overly emotional. Judging from your reaction just now…” Knockout raised an eyebrow and asked, “What other human works of art have you read recently? Would you like me to recommend some?”
After a long pause, Chong Yunxiao finally managed to utter this sentence: "Who told you I've watched 'Romance in the Rain'?"
"Could the sound wave have been wrong?" Knockdown muttered to himself. He then said to Soaring Clouds, "It's fixed. Now you're shiny and gleaming, a magnificent and ferocious beast. Go have some fun!"
Having said that, he transformed into a dragon and rushed out of the medical room. He became a gigantic beast, rampaging all the way to the command center, where he was soaring through the air like a sonic wave.
The roar echoed on the Retribution ship:
"Soundwave—! Don't look at my browsing history!"
Megatron punched the charging giant eagle-headed eagle, stopping it in its tracks.
"What do you need, Chong Yunxiao?"
"Lord Megatron, Soundwave checked my browsing history! This is an invasion of my privacy! I'm going to settle this score with him!" Chong Yunxiao said angrily.
Megatron smiled slightly, revealing his shark teeth, his body trembling slightly as he suppressed a laugh.
"why are you laughing?"
"I just thought of something funny, cough cough."
"I'm talking about sound waves, those sound waves! The sound waves behind you! He's looking at my browsing history! He's right behind you!"
"Soundwave, your machine has been shaking non-stop! Don't think I didn't see it!" Chong Yunxiao was about to rush over and smash his server hard on the head sculpture of the opponent's thin, dark machine when he was stopped by Megatron.
"Soundwave is a Decepticon intelligence officer. It's his duty to see your browsing history, so it's not his fault."
“But, Lord Megatron!” Chong Yunxiao looked around the command room; almost all the machines were looking at him.
Do they all know that I watched romance dramas?
"It's nothing," Chong Yunxiao told himself. "I am the king of the Giant Ferocious Clan. I have an obligation to make people realize that romance dramas are serious. I have a duty to eliminate prejudice!"
He bowed to Megatron and said, "I have something to announce. Could you please get everyone here? It's not urgent, but if it's too much trouble, then forget it."
It's peacetime now; the Decepticons and Autobots aren't fighting. There's still a lot to do, but nothing's urgent, and there's always time to squeeze in.
Megatron announced over the inside: "Chong Yunxiao said he has something to announce, come quickly if the situation warrants."
Red Spider, Ghastwing, and Skyquake stopped their training and rushed over.
They struck and knocked down those who had stopped working and rushed over.
Shockwave and the steel fork stopped their experiment and rushed over.
Almost everyone has arrived.
Chong Yunxiao stood on the platform in the middle, his figure imposing and domineering, his deep voice echoing in the command room.
"I'm making an announcement! As the king of the giant monstrous race, I don't care about your affections! A king doesn't need a mate. The 'loneliness' of a king is that of a solitary king, the 'loneliness' of a proud king! A king never cries!"
Then he'd shout, "You're all unworthy of King's heat! You all need to watch romance dramas!"
Everyone: omg
The steel fork and the shockwave petrified and cracked, then quietly shattered.
Chong Yunxiao looked around at the audience below the stage, where optical glasses were placed on him, staring intently at him.
"Very good," he thought.
"I've finished speaking. Thank you all for coming to listen to me."
Chong Yunxiao stood tall and strode off the stage with great pride and confidence.
Soundwave quietly squeezed into the best audience seat to record the whole thing. Megatron walked onto the stage: "Ah~ Cloud Rider, you spoke very well. Go find Steel Fork to play with."
Steel Fork quickly led the person back to the laboratory.
The command center was crowded, and for the sake of his dignity, Chong Yunxiao silently followed Steel Fork and Shockwave. But when they arrived at the lab, he turned around, shook off the two machines, and said in a low voice, "You don't like me. I'm not with you."
Then he went back to his lounge and cried.
Passing by Chong Yunxiao's room, one can hear a faint, powerful, and low sob.
the next day:
Chong Yunxiao walked out the door, his face resolute, his optical glasses revealing a determined gaze.
Steel Fork asked, "Why aren't you so irritable today?"
Chong Yunxiao turned and left, leaving the machine behind him with a lonely silhouette, as if one could see thick, lost lines of darkness spreading across the shadows of the machine:
"The heat cycle is over."
Later, this video of him soaring into the sky became a topic of conversation, circulating on the Cybertronian network under the title: "King's Declaration".
Chong Yunxiao repeatedly tried to stop Sheng Bo and get him to delete the video.
A soybean-shaped smiley face appeared on the electronic screen of the sound wave: "I didn't send this."
"Then help me block the relevant videos."
"King's declaration is too explosive. I can't bring myself to censor it."
A few bolder ones, like the mechanical insects, would sometimes pass by and tease Chong Yunxiao: "Oh, isn't this the aloof King?"
Chong Yunxiao: Are you looking for a beating?
I just made a little assumption; I didn't originally intend to write such a long one, it was just a little idea from my head!
Just treat this as a mindless joke, well, it's a long joke.
Knocked down, he deliberately spoke loudly, just to watch the show, so he quickly repaired the Cloud Soarer and let him play, actually just to watch him fight the sound waves.
Soundwave: There's a traitor among us. Don't you dare harm me!
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