Chapter 1, Riding a Pig and Running Wild
"Oh my, Auntie, your little darling is here!"
Jiang Ruanruan, riding a pig, covered in mud and mixed with unidentified substances, pounced on Zhang Shi.
"Don't come any closer!" Zhang's eyes widened as she watched helplessly as the flying boar knocked her down.
The two, one big and one small, fell to the ground, and Jiang Ruanruan fell into a resistant embrace.
"Auntie, play with poop with Ruan Ruan!"
"Ah... Granny, save me!"
Zhang tried desperately to push the person away, but Jiang Ruanruan clung to her like an octopus.
"What are we playing..." the onlookers asked uncertainly.
"It sounds like they're talking about playing with shit!"
Jiang Ruanruan smeared a lump of excrement on her stepmother's face, followed by a burst of silvery laughter: "Hahahaha, does the excrement taste good? Auntie likes it, doesn't she!"
[Ding dong, host has successfully collected debt, points +100]
"Ugh..." This taste is too strong.
The onlookers ran a long way, covering their mouths and noses, wanting to see but finding it too offensive.
Across the street in a teahouse, a 10-year-old boy watched all this with a smile on his lips.
"The young lady of the Jiang family behaves so crudely, she seems to have truly gone mad. Is someone like this really of any use to you, Master?"
"Are we still moving into the Marquis's mansion?"
The guard, Leng Dong, felt a chill run down his spine; that child was so unclean.
"Of course I'll go. Whether it's useful or not is another matter, but at least there'll be excitement to watch, how interesting!" The frost on the young man's face gradually melted as he watched the commotion downstairs.
It's called poop, but anyone with eyes can see that it's actually made of flour and fermented stinky tofu that's been fermenting for several days. When it falls to the ground, it's loose and soft with a dense texture.
"Jiang Ruanruan, waaaaah, you..." Zhang was about to start cursing.
"Auntie, didn't you say poop tastes good? Ruanruan is being filial to you!" Jiang Ruanruan smeared poop all over her mouth again.
Zhang felt so nauseous that she almost fainted, switching back and forth between dizziness and wakefulness.
Jiang Ruanruan smiled.
This is nothing; the retaliation has only just begun.
She is a professional debt collector in the debt collection system, a top-notch debt collector. She took on this big debt collection case because the original owner of this body was tortured in various ways before her death, fed excrement and urine, and betrayed and humiliated by her family.
Now that she has this body, as long as she completes a debt collection task worth 10,000 points, she can accumulate 100,000 system points and gain the chance to be human again.
"Ah! What are you all looking at? Quickly, take her down!" The old woman's scream brought the stunned servants back to their senses.
Zhang's face showed terror, her features contorted in resistance, and she thrashed her limbs wildly like a fish out of water.
"Ugh..." Her usually gentle smile finally crumbled.
The onlookers were shocked and began to discuss the matter amongst themselves.
"Miss Jiang has really gone mad!"
"He must be crazy. No normal person would play with poop, let alone feed poop to their stepmother!"
"It's a pity about General Xia Yurou. She fought for her husband for many years and sacrificed herself for the country. Her bloodline was stimulated and she went crazy every day."
"This Zhang family is pitiful too. Once she got married, she had to take care of the whole family, and her stepdaughter is insane!"
"That's right. I heard that Lord Jiang suffered a serious injury, and Zhang Shi still willingly married into the family. She's going to have a lot of trouble from now on!"
"Didn't they say they were going to adopt someone? It seems to be a nephew from Zhang's maternal family!"
"It's not an adoption; they say he'll be Jiang Ruanruan's child husband, and later marry into the Marquis's household!"
"That's true. The Xia family of the Prime Minister's residence only has one daughter, and her only bloodline has turned out like this. If the Zhang family were to become his son-in-law, wouldn't they be set for life!"
"Hey, keep your voice down! Are you out of your mind?!"
At this moment, General Jiang, leaning on his cane, limped over and shouted a reprimand.
"Jiang Ruanruan, are you crazy? Get down here right now!"
"Husband, save me! Ruan Ruan... she's had another attack, waaaaah..."
Forced to swallow her accusations, Jiang Ruanruan raised her innocent smile, but continued to smear excrement on Zhang's face.
General Jiang's face twitched, and he quickly signaled several servants to go up and help.
Only then did Zhang finally shake off Jiang Ruanruan and go to grab the Marquis's hand to pour out her grievances.
The Marquis quickly dodged away, covering his nose and turning his face away.
It stinks...
vomit……
"Wow, Daddy's here! Daddy's going to play with Ruanruan!" Jiang Ruanruan's eyes crinkled as she clapped her little hands, sending a handful of poop flying.
Lord Jiang was so frightened that he quickly took two steps back.
"Quickly, lock this rebellious daughter up!" Lord Jiang's face was grim; the smell was almost unbearable for him.
Ugh... I can't control it at all.
"Please forgive me, young lady..." The servants, upon receiving the order, immediately surrounded her.
Jiang Ruanruan used a serpentine movement to shake off the servants.
She was like a wild butterfly, jumping and leaping, her face covered in bruises and red marks, and there seemed to be a wound on the corner of her mouth.
She excitedly pulled a few more lumps out of her pocket...
"Daddy, Daddy, do you want some? Auntie said it's delicious, so I'm saving it all for you!"
The onlookers were completely bewildered. Was the aunt referring to Zhang Shi? Zhang Shi said that excrement is delicious. What kind of outrageous statement is that?
"You bastard—" Before he could finish speaking, an unidentified object slammed into Lord Jiang's mouth.
vomit……
Jiang Ruanruan ran over, grabbed Jiang Houye's other hand with her hand covered in some unknown substance, and happily spun around.
"Hahaha, this is delicious! We should give some to Auntie and Daddy, and everyone should eat together!"
"You, you unfilial daughter!"
The general could not break free of the grasped hand, so he could only raise his cane, preparing to strike.
"You bastard, stop right now! Ruan Ruan is your own daughter. Even tigers don't eat their cubs..."
Madam Jiang took a few quick steps and pulled Jiang Ruanruan into her arms.
Jiang Ruanruan pulled a little too hard, causing General Jiang to stumble. He quickly pulled back his cane to support himself and avoid falling.
"Grandma, Grandma, Ruanruan is so scared! Daddy's going to hit me! He's going to hit Ruanruan... Waaah!" Jiang Ruanruan cried loudly, peeking from behind Old Madam Jiang.
Those big, bright eyes no longer showed any sign of foolishness.
"Hehehe..." The boy watching the show upstairs laughed heartily.
Leng Dong, standing to the side, looked at his master with a constipated expression.
His master's tastes are truly unique, so bizarre, what kind of hobby is that?
"Don't worry, Grandma's here!"
"Grandmother, why did Father hit me? Waaah, Ruan Ruan is a good child. The nanny said that Father married a new bride and has a stepmother and a stepfather, so he doesn't want Ruan Ruan anymore. Father is mean. Father doesn't like Ruan Ruan anymore!"
"Ruan Ruan is very good and filial. Auntie Stinky said poop is delicious, but Ruan Ruan doesn't even have enough for herself, so she gives it to Daddy. Why did Daddy hit me? Waaaaah, Ruan Ruan is so hungry, so hungry!"
As she spoke, she raised her little hand and stuffed the rest into her mouth, startling Old Madam Jiang, who quickly stopped her.
"Zhang, you actually instigated Ruan Ruan to eat excrement, you poisonous woman!"
Her gaze was fixed on Zhang Shi as if it were poisoned.
Zhang had only been married into the family for half a month when her beloved granddaughter turned into this state: pale, thin, and disheveled.
"No, no, Mother, how could I dare? She's Master's only daughter. She's just having an episode; she's talking nonsense. She can't be believed!"
Zhang glared at the old nanny beside her. She had only asked someone to make her suffer a little, not to feed this little madman excrement.
"Granny Diao, is this how you take care of Miss?"
Upon hearing this, Granny Diao immediately felt guilty, her eyes darting away, not daring to meet the mistress's gaze.
As a seasoned winner in the power struggles within the household, Old Madam Jiang instantly understood from that expression.
"Seize this wicked servant! Give him fifty lashes first. I want to see if your old bones can take a beating!"
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