Yu Jingjing would give acupuncture to Lu's mother every three days. This time, before she came, Lu Yunyang hid himself. He tried to go out and talk to Yu Jingjing several times, but his body was out of control and he could only stay in the kitchen alone.
The next day, when the four members of the Lu family went to work, they saw Yu Jingjing weeding in the peanut field with her back to them.
Lu Yunyang immediately realized that his chance had come, and he pulled Old Lady Lu to his side: "Grandma, Grandma, I want to help Yu Zhiqing pull out the weeds, let's get started."
"OK."
Lu Yunduo's mother stepped back, and Old Lady Lu stretched out her right thumb, and with the old nail that she had treasured and had not cut for ten years, she accurately pressed it against the middle of her grandson's cheek and pinched it hard.
Lu Yunyang felt so painful that his whole body trembled, and he also felt much more awake.
His grandmother is still so awesome.
They walked towards the peanut field together. Lu Yunyang walked more and more steadily. After a few steps, he turned into a person with cerebral palsy and breakdancing. Fortunately, Old Lady Lu held him, otherwise he could have thrown himself out.
Yu Jingjing heard a voice behind her and turned to look.
"Grandma Lu, who is this? You..."
She had only asked half of her question when Lu Yunyang suddenly shouted loudly, waved away Old Lady Lu's hand, turned around and ran out.
Old Mrs. Lu understood the new situation. Why didn't she faint but ran away instead?
Fearing that something might happen to Lu Yunyang again, he quickly chased after him: "It's okay, Yu Zhiqing, you go back to work, I'm leaving."
He ran out of the peanut field in a panic.
He caught up with Lu Yunyang who had escaped two miles away and asked: "What's wrong with you? It was so hard for you not to faint this time. Why did you run away?"
"Grandma, if I run, you'll strangle me to death. Look here." He pointed at his forehead.
Old Mrs. Lu saw a deep blood mark there, and the wound was still bleeding.
She saw Yu Jingjing looking back just now, and was afraid that Lu Yunyang would faint again and fail, so she used all her strength, but she used too much.
"Forget it, forget it. If I used that much force, you would definitely faint. Listen to grandma's advice. You and Yu Zhiqing are really not meant to be together."
"I believe that my fate is determined by me and by God. If there is no fate, it is up to me to decide."
…
Lu Yunyang returned home with an envelope, "Dad, Mom, Grandma, my second brother has sent me a letter."
When Mrs. Lu heard that her second grandson had replied, she hurried out of the house.
"Hurry up and read it. What did he write in the letter?"
Lu Yunyang opened the letter and read out its contents. The illiteracy rate of his family elders was as high as 89%. His grandmother and mother were completely illiterate, and his father was semi-illiterate. It would be more convenient for the whole family to understand the contents if he read it out loud.
The letter said that Lu Yunxiao would be back soon, and this time he would mainly visit Mother Lu and Old Lady Lu, and visit other family members as well.
The whole family was surprised after hearing the letter.
"Yunxiao is coming back. This kid still remembers to go home and visit."
"Grandma, are you asking him to bring his male sister-in-law back? You have to tell him right away."
"Yes, yes, tell him on the phone. I'll talk to him properly. Don't let him feel any burden. An ugly daughter-in-law...sooner or later a male daughter-in-law will have to meet her parents-in-law. I'll go talk to him tomorrow."
The next day, it was time for the village oxcart to go to the county town. Old Mrs. Lu rode the ox directly to the county town, which was faster than driving the oxcart.
When they arrived at the post office, they got off the cow and hurried inside.
The cow behind her mooed at her: You haven't tied me up yet.
Old Mrs. Lu turned back and tied the cow to the big tree in front of the post office. If the cow was lost, it would be a big trouble.
"Thank you for reminding me, I will ride you more often later."
This cow likes to be ridden by her. As long as she rides on it, it becomes happy and runs happily.
The old lady entered the post office and quickly dialed the number of Lu Yunxiao Military Region.
When the number is dialed for the first time, the message on the other end must be conveyed to Lu Yunxiao first, and he must go to the communication room and then come back here.
When the phone rang, the old lady picked up the phone and said, "Outside!"
Lu Yunxiao's voice immediately came from the receiver: "Hello, grandma, is that you?"
"Yes, yes, yes, grandma, my dear, grandma misses you. Okay, let's stop talking nonsense. Grandma knows you are coming back, and grandma wants to tell you something, that is, that is..."
Thinking that her grandson would have no descendants to take care of her in her old age, the old lady felt relieved.
"Grandma, what do you want to tell me? Let me make it clear that you can let me go on a blind date when I go home, otherwise I will go back."
"I wanted you to go on a blind date. I already knew about that thing you told me. I've already told your mom. We all know about it. Why would I ask you to go on a blind date?"
"What thing? What happened?" Lu Yunxiao was confused.
Is it about him?
Why did his family know about it, but he didn't?
"That's right, that's right..." She took a deep breath and said calmly, "Um, Yunxiao, just tell grandma the truth. Who is that gay man? Just tell us. No matter who it is, as long as it's someone you like, we can accept him. We will definitely not stop you."
Lu Yunxiao was still confused: "Grandma, what are you talking about? What gay? How can I understand?"
"Yunxiao, there's nothing to be ashamed of. Your mother and I are old-fashioned people. We can accept a male wife. Bring him here when you go home this time."
"A male wife? Mine?"
"Yeah, you're so embarrassed to say it yourself, but you have to make grandma guess."
Lu Yunxiao was completely speechless.
He raised his hand and stroked his shaved hair. What had he done to make his whole family misunderstand him like this?
"Grandma, you guessed wrong. How can a man's wife be possible?"
"Hey, you're still willing to admit it. You said we were so careless, and you thought we were lying to you. How could grandma lie to you?"
"Grandma, you guys lied to me, I really didn't do it."
"Really?"
“Of course not.” Old Mrs. Lu didn’t know whether to be happy or sad, as both of her grandsons’ companions were gone.
"Grandma, I will be back in a few days. I will bring gifts for you all. What do you want?"
Mrs. Lu was still very happy: "Grandma doesn't have any requirements. She likes everything you buy."
"Okay, grandma, is everything okay?"
"It's okay, it's okay, hang up now."
Old Mrs. Lu walked out of the post office and stroked her neatly combed hair. She had become a normal grandmother.
When Lu Yunxiao went to ask for leave from his leader, the regiment commander and the political commissar stopped him and gave him encouragement and criticism. They encouraged him to find a wife as soon as possible and criticized him for not finding one yet.
"Yunxiao, work is work, life is life, you have to work hard and live well. Only when you have a good life can you work well. With your conditions, what kind of female comrade can you find? You are willing to find one, but you have been single all this time. Even the leaders in the army are worried about you. You must find a partner quickly when you go home this time."
Lu Yunxiao was overwhelmed, his family asked him to find a wife, and even his leaders didn't let him go.
Is it that he is born to be with a female?
The purpose of finding a partner is to mate and reproduce, he is not that mean.
He would have died without a wife, but he lived a more carefree life.
"Leader, without a wife I can focus more on my work. In this way, you can treat my work as my wife, and you don't have to worry about me not having a wife."
He patted the gun on his waist: "Look, this is my wife." He touched the medal on his chest: "This is also my wife, and this military uniform. They accompany me every day, and they are all my wives. I have many wives, and you are the ones who take care of them for me."
Both the regiment commander and the political commissar were amused by him.
"According to what you said, the pants you are wearing belong to your wife too."
Lu Yunxiao chuckled.
The leader waved his hand: "Okay, it's your own business anyway. We can't force you. Just do it yourself."
When Old Lady Lu came back from the county town on her cow, she saw Yu Jingjing. The little girl was squatting beside the grass, studying something with her head down.
In order not to disturb Yu Jingjing, she did not go there for the time being.
A few seconds later, a clear and loud voice of "Fuck~" came from the other side.
"What does 'fuck~' mean?"
Old Mrs. Lu had never heard of this word before and found it very novel. She rode her cow slowly over.
Yu Jingjing seemed to have said something, but she didn't hear the rest clearly. She just heard the two words "Fuck~" very loudly and powerfully. Hey, it was very powerful.
Yu Jingjing noticed someone coming over and turned around to see Old Lady Lu and the cow she was riding.
"Grandma Lu, where did you go on the cow?"
"I'm going to the county town to call my second grandson. Hey, my second grandson will be back soon, and I want to tell him something." As she spoke, she jumped off the cow's back.
When Yu Jingjing thought that Lu Yunxiao would be back soon, she would have the opportunity to ask him for the handkerchief.
When Old Lady Lu walked up to Yu Jingjing, she saw that Yu Jingjing was holding a king cobra in her hand, with her fingers pinching the snake's flesh.
"Yu Zhiqing, are you afraid of this thing?"
"I am afraid. As long as I deal with it in the right way, I am afraid."
When she saw the king cobra, she wanted to use it to make anti-venom serum, but unfortunately, making anti-venom serum required a horse, and she didn't have any horses in her space.
Just keep it in a space for now and we’ll deal with it later.
She stood up and said, "Grandma, I'll take this snake back to make snake soup."
Old Lady Lu stopped her and said, "Girl, let me ask you, what did you mean by 'fuck~' just now?"
"Ah, grandma, you heard it all."
"Well, I think it's quite interesting. This is the first time I heard this word, and it's quite fresh."
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