Chapter 168 It's so bad it can't even hold its pee, time to start over!



Chapter 168 It's so bad it can't even hold its pee, time to start over!

Xu Shi'an's men, armed with bows and crossbows, walked into the inn.

"I'll say it three times. If you don't come out by then, I'll have my men fire arrows."

The people inside were terrified and ran in all directions, heading towards the backyard.

"Run! Run! Help! Help!"

In the past, they would have pushed Yun Zhaoxue out, but she had saved them the night before.

They couldn't forget the kindness shown to them, so they had no choice but to flee for their lives.

Zhao Jiu and the other escorts did not run away. Just in case, they turned the table upside down and hid behind it.

The convict hiding in a room on the first floor of the inn peeked out and saw that Yun Zhaoxue was still in the lobby. He urged, "Princess Zhaoxue, hurry up and run from the back. When they come in, we'll say you're not here."

"Yes, let's escape from the inn first, find a place to hide, and then figure out a way to sneak out of the city tomorrow."

"Run quickly, we'll try our best to buy time."

Others also offered advice, saying that since they had been saved just yesterday, it was now their turn to repay the kindness.

No matter how powerful the Xu family is, Xu Shi'an wouldn't dare to make things difficult for them.

Wang objected: "No, she can't run away. If she runs away, we'll be doomed! Do you want to be shot to death by a hail of arrows? She caused this trouble herself, so she should deal with it herself and not drag others down with her."

A small group of people echoed in hushed tones, "That's right. The troublemakers have run away. What if Young Master Xu holds us accountable and throws us in jail? I don't want to go through that ordeal again."

“Young Master Xiao and Princess Zhaoxue saved us; we cannot be ungrateful and push them away.”

“They saved you, but not us. I can’t tell you how you want to repay their kindness, but you can’t drag us down with you.”

"that is."

"How could you do this? If they hadn't intervened, could you have outrun the wolves? Would you have been safe once you reached the mountains? The mountains are even more dangerous; there are not only wolves, but also wild boars and black bears."

"Wild boars and black bears? Aren't they all fake? We didn't see anything on the mountain."

"Then you might encounter wolves if you come down."

“You are ungrateful and settling personal scores, sending Princess Zhaoxue to her death.”

“Wang, as a second wife, you have gone so far as to kill the eldest daughter of the first wife. Don’t you feel ashamed?”

"Let's stick to the facts. She's the one who's gotten ourselves into trouble. Why bring up those old grievances?"

"Since you're so eager to help him, go out and fight them. Go ahead, or you'll regret it when you have a knife to your throat."

Everyone fell silent.

No one is unafraid of death. They are now exiles, and the son of the governor of Xuzhou could kill them as easily as crushing an ant.

Yun Zhaoxue smiled calmly, "Thank you all for your kindness. You can run away, but you can't hide. Stay as far away as possible. If they force their way in, I will not implicate you."

The main problem is that she can't really help; she can handle it all by herself.

He wants to sleep with her, but he doesn't even consider whether he can handle it!

She sat in the chair and waited for them to come in.

Xu Shi'an outside had already counted to three when the guards burst through the door with a loud bang!

Yun Zhaoxue was sitting at the main entrance. Xu Shi'an, who was sitting in a sedan chair outside, saw them as soon as he looked into the house.

He pointed at her and said, "That's her! Grab her!"

Tonight, let her serve him well, let her fair skin soothe his face that's been beaten into a pig's head, hehe!

The thought of making love with a beautiful woman in bed made him grin lewdly.

"Tie up that crippled man too! Tonight I'm going to make him watch me consummate my marriage with my beauty, hahaha!!"

In the second-floor corridor, Xiao Xuance drew his bow and nocked an arrow, his cold phoenix eyes aiming at Xu Shi'an below.

Zhuiying urged again and again, "Your Highness, please reconsider. I have already sent people to investigate the Xu family. If we can find something to hold against them, we can wipe them out in one fell swoop."

He would also be punished if he killed the son of Governor Xu in public.

"Your Highness, you wouldn't be thinking about the Crown Princess, the future prince, and the Queen Consort yourself, would you..."

...

Xiao Xuance ignored him and let go.

At the critical moment, Zhuiying pounced and knocked his hand away.

"Whoosh!" With the sound of an arrow piercing the air, it streaked across the night with a cold light.

The arrow, carrying immense force, pierced Xu Shi'an's silver crown with a resounding clang!

His hair ornament was shattered, and Xu Shi'an's hair was disheveled. With a "bang!", an arrow pierced through the thick back of the sedan chair behind him, splitting the back.

At the same time, a powerful internal force threw him backward.

The sedan chair bearers swayed and staggered, but could not hold on and fell to the ground.

Xu Shi'an tumbled off the sedan chair in a disheveled state, landing flat on his back with a cry of "Ah!"

He covered his bleeding nose. "Ouch! Who did this? If you've got the guts, show yourself! What kind of skill is it to hide in the shadows like a coward?"

The servant crawled over and helped him up. He glanced to the side and saw the arrows aimed at them. He pointed upstairs and said, "Young...Young Master, look up there."

Xu Shi'an looked up and cursed viciously, "Damn cripple, I don't believe he dares to kill me!"

He said he wouldn't dare, but his actions betrayed him. He grabbed a servant and blocked him, saying, "Men, kill him!"

Yun Zhaoxue didn't want to fight today, but after exchanging a few blows with them, she released a sleeping potion during the fight, knocking out the first batch of guards who entered. Zhao Jiu and several other escorts, along with Xiao Xuanwu, tried to help, but they were also knocked out by the potion.

The second group of guards dared not enter the house and stood at the door with their crossbows aimed at her.

Just as they were locked in a stalemate, they saw their young master being ambushed and rushed over to protect him, aiming their crossbows at Xiao Xuance in the second-floor corridor.

Old Liao ran back and saw people lying on the ground. He quickly retreated, waving the air in front of him and covering his lipstick as he roared at Yun Zhaoxue, "What did you do to them? Wake them up quickly, we have to travel early tomorrow morning."

Having already wasted a day, he planned to leave the city as soon as the city gates opened. Just as he was relieved that no one was causing trouble, Xu Shi'an came knocking on his door.

"He just fainted. I'll wake him up right now."

Xiao Xuance drew his bow again and aimed at Xu Shi'an below.

Although he was protected by guards, he still managed to kill the dog with a double kill.

Zhuiying was startled. "Your Highness, the Princess Consort has told you not to act rashly. She will be angry if you do this."

Just then, Master Xu arrived on horseback with his men, "Young Master..."

Upon hearing his voice, the disheveled Xu Shi'an pushed aside the guards who had surrounded him so tightly that they could hardly move, and shouted, "Master Xu, this is perfect! Quickly take them down, I'm going to kill them!"

Master Xu glanced at Xiao Xuance on the inn's corridor, then cupped his hands in greeting. They were all the Third Prince's men; even if he didn't care about the Buddha, he should at least give him some face.

After all, he had helped the other party that morning, but what he didn't know was that their young master had touched the other party's sore spot.

"Young Master, the Master has instructed me to take you back."

"Hurry up and get the young master into the carriage."

Upon hearing this, Xu Shi'an realized that he hadn't come to support him. Just as he poked half his head out, an arrow grazed his scalp and "whoosh!" stuck straight into the ground.

A large patch of hair was gone from the top of my head, and the exposed skin burned with pain upon contact with the air. "Ah!!!"

He was so frightened that he fell to the ground, trembling all over, especially his legs, and a warm stream flowed down from his groin—he had wet himself in fear.

Master Xu ordered the guards to help her into the carriage, saying, "Quickly, take the young master down from the carriage."

Yun Zhaoxue cupped her hands around a megaphone and shouted at him, "Young Master Xu, you're getting on in years and can't even hold your pee anymore. Stop trying to snatch beautiful women and go back to your mother's womb for a fresh start!"

Xu Shi'an, inside the carriage, roared in resentment, "Ah! You just wait, I, this young master, will definitely let you go!"

"I said that during the day, and I'll perform the act of wetting my pants for everyone tonight, haha."

The prisoners, who had been watching the spectacle from inside, couldn't help but burst into laughter, "Hahaha!!!"

They had wanted to laugh earlier but had managed to hold it in, but after hearing this, they couldn't help themselves anymore.

When Lao Liao heard that he was still provoking the other party, he got so angry that his head ached. He rubbed his forehead and glared at Yun Zhaoxue, wanting to hit her.

"Can you stop causing me trouble?" He gripped the whip tighter and tighter, lashing it again and again in anger, but in the end, he didn't actually pull the whip out.

Yun Zhaoxue stepped back to a safe distance. "Master Liao, don't be angry. I'll bring you something nice."

After saying that, he went upstairs and came down with a jar of wine.

Old Liao immediately guessed what it was. "Take it, and I want you to promise never to cause trouble again!"

Yun Zhaoxue placed the wine jar on the table, opened the lid, and a rich aroma of wine wafted into her nose. Old Liao leaned closer and sniffed it a few times. Good wine!

“Master Liao, I assure you again and again that I will never cause trouble on my own initiative. It was all their fault that they provoked me! We are prisoners under your command, Master Liao, and we cannot disgrace you.”

"Don't flatter me. I'm not some big shot. A true man knows when to yield and when to stand firm, understand?"

Yun Zhaoxue gave him a thumbs up and said with a grin, "I understand! I understand everything! You're right."

She's not a real man.

"You don't know anything! Go back and rest now. We'll set off first thing tomorrow morning." Old Liao picked up the wine jar and went back to his room.

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