24 Ayan's fate is to offend the emperor
◎The psychopathic CEO A Yan and Zhu Zhu are paired with the sweet knight and the sickly little sun.◎
Huo Qubing stopped his carriage in front of the emperor's carriage and grabbed his calf that was rushing forward.
"Alright, alright, calm down."
Compared to A Yan, he has a really good temper.
Huo Yan didn't care, struggling to rush in, his teeth bared in the wind. "Bastard, my money! He's trying to kill me for money! I thought of him first when I thought of finding shelter for myself!"
Seeing no way to stop him, Huo Qubing simply picked up the wine from him like a child. "Ayan, your uncle is just short of money. He won't kill you."
Huo Yan was lifted up by his brother's arms like a furry cat. He stopped struggling after hearing what he said and even cooperated by shrinking his hands and feet.
"Listen to yourself, are you talking like a human being?"
Huo Qubing put him down and patted his shoulder. "Ah Yan, you have to give up what you have to give up. It's not good to be targeted by your uncle. It's time to find a roof to shelter from the rain."
This sentence is particularly convincing when it comes from Huo Qubing's mouth.
Huo Yan tentatively got off the ground, calmed down for a moment, and then got on his cart with a groan.
"I need to think about it!"
Huo Qubing laughed and sat in the back.
"It's so cold, why are you two still going out?"
Just as I was about to leave, I heard a sentence:
The first person to see them was Wei Qing, who was holding a sheep doll given by Liu Che. When he saw them, he smiled and waved at them in front of the door.
Huo Yan sighed in his heart, got out of the car, and tried to convince himself to calm down.
Forget it, my uncle is very happy, so forget it.
"I came to have some snacks with my brother."
He raised his face, smiled, ran to Wei Qing, and replied in a baby voice.
Huo Qubing had already been brought to Liu Che's side.
"Qubing, have fun today. Your uncle is the host."
For the first time, Huo Qubing, who was standing before Liu Che, did not dare to look back at his younger brother's expression.
My uncle's words are so irritating.
Not only did he not pay, he even took over the reins.
"Uncle and Ah Yan are quite similar."
After a long time, he, a little kid, couldn't help but sigh in an old-fashioned way.
Liu Che was made to laugh out loud by him and retorted, "Ayan's little awkwardness doesn't have the same heroic spirit as mine."
Huo Yan rolled his eyes behind him and said, "Damn it, you're spending my money to coax my uncle, why don't you just go to hell!"
You are the only one who is feeling awkward, your whole family is feeling awkward too. Who would want to be a pig statue with an old bitch like you?
Seeing that he disliked Liu Che so much, Wei Qing also smiled. The seventeen-year-old boy had a slender neck, a crane-like figure, and was so clean and elegant that people couldn't get angry with him.
"Ayan, don't be angry. Your Majesty is just talking nonsense. Ayan is very generous. I heard that the yogurt here is unique. Ayan, will you accompany your uncle to try it?"
Huo Yan took his hand and trudged upstairs on his short legs. He hummed a little, tilted his head back, and smiled sweetly, "I come here often. I pick things for you. If you like something, tell me next time and I'll bring it back for you."
Uncle, if you like it, eat more. I have more.
As expected, Wei Qing, who had eaten two servings of yogurt and three pieces of almond crystal cake, brightened up his eyes when he heard this. He raised the corners of his lips, revealing a small dimple. "Okay, Ah Yan, do you have any other recommendations?"
Huo Yan flipped through the bamboo sticks with the menu written on them, explained each item to him, and selected more than a dozen different dishes according to Wei Qing's taste.
He and Wei Qing were having snacks together, chatting and laughing, while Liu Che and Huo Qubing were playing together.
Liu Che, who had not received a doll since he came in, looked at the dolls piling up around him and couldn't stop smiling.
"Qubing is as powerful as your uncle."
Huo Qubing took out the doll from the hole below and handed it to him, thinking to himself, my uncle is becoming more and more like Ah Yan, even his poor aim is the same.
So, Your Majesty, are you really here to play?
Of course.
No way.
King Ying of Minyue led his troops into Nanyue. The southeast was in turmoil and he wanted to go to war. When he heard that there was a merchant in Chang'an who was making a fortune every day, he naturally came to take advantage of him.
After all, he was very poor.
However, the owner of the house was not at home, leaving only a nervous steward who was unable to transfer the money.
It’s a waste of his imperial ceremonial guard.
[Case solved, the dolls were all beaten by my uncle.]
[Can you expect a pig who can't even land a defensive trap?]
[Bingbing: My uncle is quite like Yan, both are terrible.]
[I saw Bingbing's silent mockery.]
[Ayan and Zhuzhu are the normal state of ordinary people, while Bingbing is a bug.]
[He is Huo Qubing, his existence is a bug. Who agrees with this statement? Who disagrees?]
[Hahaha, no objection, no objection.]
[He is a bug in Earth Online.]
…
[But guys, think about it, think carefully, why is Ah Yan so moody every day? It turns out that those who are close to him are violent!]
[Infected with swine fever.]
[They are both freaks who want to get something for free.]
[A dog with stinky hands.]
[No, Ah Yan is clearly Little Pepper.]
[Chechelzi are large green peppers, very spicy and large.]
[This is a difficult description.]
[Don't talk about Chili like that. Chili has done something wrong. Being mixed up with my rebellious son and piggy is going to make Chili feel bad too.]
[The shredded pork with green peppers and stir-fried crispy bones are super delicious.]
[And stir-fried pork!]
[Prepare a wok and heat oil.]
[Ayan and Zhuzhu are a bit delicious.]
[Oh my, it turns out they can only reconcile when they are in the pot.]
[No, sister, hhh]
…
Huo Yan's chattering and laughing came to an abrupt end when Wei Qing said that Sima Xiangru had urged Liu Che to come over because his wife occasionally worked here.
Wei Qing expressed a bit of envy for Sima Xiangru in his words. He said that Sima Xiangru ate the snacks brought back by his wife every day and did not ask for money. He also said that Mrs. Sima made several new clothes for Sima Xiangru.
Huo Yan glanced at Sima Xiangru, who was dressed like a colorful peacock and looked very proud. He narrowed his eyes and snorted in his heart.
Very good, after eating my snacks, you still can’t control your mouth.
You have to compensate for my losses.
Wei Qing also noticed Huo Yan's gaze on Sima Xiangru. It was as if his radar was triggered all of a sudden. He thought to himself, "Oh no!", could the owner of this house really be Ah Yan?
No way, there are always new toys for Qubing at home, and the carpenter at home is always making new gadgets. He just eats snacks occasionally, and Ayan is probably just helping out. The steward of this place only sends him snacks every day because he is the emperor's favorite, right?
I think so.
If this were Ayan's property, given Your Majesty's desperate need for money, he would have plucked out all the hair on Ayan's head if he didn't give it to him.
He speculated in his heart and asked with a chuckle, "Ah Yan is envious too?"
Seeing his uncle's sensitivity to his surroundings, just like his brother's, and the concern in his eyes, Huo Yan couldn't help but let out a shy smile and started to act coquettishly, "No, I just remembered that my uncle also has a black card."
He knew that his uncle also loved to eat it, so he not only had it delivered to his uncle's house every day, but also left a card on the table. However, his uncle really didn't care about it and he never saw him use it.
"I know, but since Your Majesty doesn't have any, I didn't take it out." Wei Qing blushed at the change of subject, but he felt it wasn't right for him to get free snacks every day, so he lowered his head and smiled shyly. He whispered to Huo Yan, "Besides, it's not good to use a card for nothing and have people send snacks every day. It's like taking up space without paying them. How about this, you tell me how much it costs. If it's low, we'll buy one. If it's too much, I'll borrow some from Your Majesty and your Uncle Gongsun."
These snacks and cards are specially customized luxury goods for the powerful and wealthy who have accumulated a deposit of one thousand gold in the toy house. They are designed to take advantage of these people, and each one can be taken out to show off.
Wei Qing really couldn't afford it.
When his uncle borrowed money to buy the tools for him to harvest the superiors, Huo Yan's smiling lips drooped, his heart twitched, and he hurriedly said, "This is not worth much money, there is no need for my uncle to borrow money."
Wei Qing was even more reluctant, and said to Huo Yan with a serious face, "Ayan, uncle can buy it. You can't always ask others for things. You can't take other people's kindness for granted."
Huo Yan glanced at Sima Xiangru who was following behind Liu Che inadvertently and resentfully. Well done, big mouth. Now you have no other way to compensate me except to write a book for me.
He was thinking about how to squeeze out Sima Xiangru's value, but he smiled and changed the subject.
"In this room, dolls can be exchanged for everything, including snacks and cards. This card was obtained by my brother by grabbing the doll."
This was his oversight. My uncle is a kind and honest person, so how could he possibly use such an expensive card with unknown details?
But this is his own thing, it would be a joke if his uncle couldn't eat it.
Just go through the back door.
If you can’t afford dim sum, just take it out.
Eat as long as you can.
Wei Qing's eyes lit up again and again.
Huo Yan took the black card he handed back and put it in his small bag. Then he pointed at Huo Qubing who was killing everyone in the crowd below and said, "My brother and I also have a card with a lot of dolls on it. I told them to exchange them for snacks and have them delivered to our homes."
Wei Qing hesitated again and again.
Huo Yan began to pretend to sob, tears welling in his eyes. He looked at Wei Qing with his little baby voice and his black almond-shaped eyes, like those of a fawn, and said aggrievedly, "Uncle, do you hate me and my brother? Do you want to throw us out? That's why you don't eat us!"
Wei Qing shook his head silently and denied it repeatedly.
After hearing his denial, Huo Yan instantly put away his grievance, smiled, patted Wei Qing's hand, and pushed the exquisitely arranged dish forward.
"I'll give it to my uncle. Don't worry, I'll definitely pay him."
When he said the second half of his sentence, Wei Qing felt even more strange, but he touched Huo Yan's head and handed him some food.
Son, you should eat more too.
Huo Yan held his chin with one hand and smiled sweetly as he watched Wei Qing eat.
My uncle is so easy to take care of, not picky about food at all. He is also easy to trick, and he is so cute when he eats.
Why are uncle and Bingbing so cute?
Wei Qing sighed in his heart. After he thought it through, he took another bite of the cheese in front of him.
"Ayan, eat more."
Ayan is still young, he must keep his mouth shut, otherwise His Majesty will treat Ayan as a money bag.
Huo Yan smiled and nodded. She had almond-shaped eyes, fair skin, and a small red mole, and she was charmingly beautiful.
"As long as my uncle is happy."
Forget it, it’s fine as long as Liu Che gives it to me. As long as my uncle enjoys the meal.
[Fuck, fuck, Ah Yan is so beautiful.]
[When facing Ah Yan, Qu Bing, and Zhu Zhu, Uncle always adopts a low-fuel-consumption, power-saving mode, saying, "Okay, it's okay, anything will work."]
[My uncle is really sweet.]
[The Great Man Capibara.]
[Why is my uncle so depressed?]
[This is a wonderful matching mechanism.]
[Seeing them both, I realized there's a reason why classic novels are so popular.]
[As expected, the psychopathic CEO Yan and Zhu Zhu are paired with the sweet knight and the sickly card Little Sun.]
[Ayan’s smile is so cute, just like Bingbing.]
[Am I the only one who finds him so flirty? Ah Yan's smile is truly captivating. It's that kind of flirty.]
[I know, you think why I'm still his girlfriend fan? Isn't it just because I wanted to have a look at that crazy little guy back then?]
[Note: My sausage and pork meatballs look good, but they are poisonous.]
Huo Yan, who had used the excuse of going to the toilet, remained calm when he received the trembling complaint from the steward.
He knew that this poor guy Liu Che not only came to get something for free, but also came to ask for money.
He originally didn't want to give a lot. After all, money was hard to earn. It was really a rogue act for Liu Che to fleece him by going to war.
But my uncle happened to go there too.
Damn it, couldn’t Liu Che walk upright? Why did he send his uncle, who was only seventeen years old, to the battlefield!
That's enough.
"Give him 30%."
He supported his forehead and said, "Forget it, I'll take 50%. Then draw up a contract based on the terms of the contract and ask him to leave Sima Xiangru to me and sell his life for a few months."
The steward nodded in agreement.
Huo Yan chuckled.
"Uncle Dan, pick some sour fruits and serve His Majesty a glass of apricot juice."
He's so jealous.
At only thirty, the steward, who was called uncle, twitched his lips and said with a sad face, "Although he is seeking wealth, the young master should still think twice."
Huo Yan was casually playing with the purse in his hand, feeling a little helpless when he heard this.
"I didn't mean to poison him, so please don't act like he's half dead, okay? Day by day, I'm not that hard on you!"
The steward hummed with difficulty, wiped his eyes, and said, "Do you still remember that I could only recognize two characters back then?"
Their family was a gift from Huo Yan when he was trying to find a literate accountant to bargain with the matchmaker. They signed a death contract and had no intention of achieving anything. However, the accountant was a bit greedy and took advantage of the young master's age. He used to lecture the master and his brother and ignored the uncle who was specifically asked by the master to send snacks. As a result, he was punished by the master. As a result, within half a month, he stole public property and was caught by the already furious young master. He ordered his men to beat him to death in the backyard.
The man cursed the young master and his family. The master was very young at the time, standing in the yard with a face as gloomy as a cold wind. Then the man was quickly silenced by someone.
That’s right, he was the one who blocked the mouth. Later, maybe the young master thought he was smart enough, so he promoted him to manager.
But dealing with these people every day had worn his brain out. He often worried that before his master grew up, he would one day be dragged out and beaten to death by those powerful and wealthy people for telling lies to others.
The one being deceived now is the emperor. There is always someone higher than you, and he is truly afraid.
Huo Yan frowned. "I've taught you well now, haven't I? Okay, stop complaining. I'll give you more money. Don't forget to notify Aunt Wenjun."
The steward immediately beamed, straightened his back, and escorted him out, "Master, you are so generous! I'll take care of this."
Huo Yan rolled his eyes.
Money, money, money, you are all vampires sucking my money!
The day was a joyous occasion for both host and guest. Liu Che arrived with nothing but money, and left with dozens of boxes of five-zhu coins and gold nuggets of various sizes.
Wei Qing had a delicious meal, Huo Qubing had a great time, and Sang Hongyang thought his bald head might even grow back because of the money.
When Liu Che learned for the first time that Sima Xiangru was quite profitable, he was so happy that he gave Huo Yan the right to use Sima Xiangru for three years, and even wanted to bring Dongfang Shuo along as well.
Huo Yan twitched his lips and thought, "Forget it, forget it. Feng Qiuhuang is enough. If there is Dongfang Shuo who changes his wife every year, his small treasury will be depleted."
Everyone is quite pure.
My uncle has food to eat, my brother has things to play with, Mr. Sang has money to count, and Liu Che has money to spend.
Only Sima Xiangru was severely beaten by Zhuo Wenjun when he returned, because she had heard the steward's exaggerated story. The next day, he was locked up in a small dark room by the steward to revise the first draft of "The Monkey King".
【Author’s words】
Huo Yan was destined to offend the emperor. First, there was the most beautiful woman in Xianyang, the Princess Yuanchun of the Qin Dynasty, and then there was the succubus of the Han Dynasty, the pig in the palm of his hand, Chezi.
① After each meal, Dongfang Shuo would pack up the remaining meat and take it away. When his clothes became soiled, Emperor Wu of Han rewarded him with silk. Dongfang Shuo used all the money and property given by Emperor Wu of Han to marry beautiful young women from Chang'an. However, each woman was abandoned after a year, and he would marry a new one.
It is said that when Liu Che knew that A Yan was a golden-haired sheep, he played with the sheep every day, saying, "Yan, my golden-haired sheep, come and give me some gold coins."
Yanyan: Fuck you! Believe it or not, I will kick you to death with one hoof.
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