32 Innate Attraction to the Wild Father's Holy Body
◎Huo Qubing: My mother doesn't play this.◎
Huo Yan's forehead twitched, veins popped, and then as if he had made up his mind, he slapped the Impatiens juice used for dyeing in his hand on his forehead. In an instant, his forehead turned red, and he looked like he was committing suicide.
He twitched twice in Liu Che's arms, then fell softly onto Liu Che's shoulder. He hit him with all his strength, not only making Liu Che's shoulder numb, but also staining his clothes with a little red.
At first glance, it looked like a child had died in her arms.
This time it was Liu Che's turn to have a headache.
"Get up! I only want money, not your life!"
Huo Yan didn't move, pretending to be dead, and just read the message but didn't reply.
You old bitch, money is your father! If you have the guts, just throw it down there. If you throw it down today, I’ll have a reason to force my uncle to move tomorrow!
Throw it, Lao Deng! Throw it quickly!
Liu Che didn't throw it away, what a joke. Even if he threw it away himself, he couldn't throw away his Jin Ayan.
"Ayan is asleep. The one under Ayan's command, please lead me directly to where Ayan keeps his money."
He lifted Huo Yan up and smiled at the manager.
"He's just a kid, and as an elder, I'm not at all relieved to have him take all this money."
Uncle Dan was about to burst into tears, and Huo Qubing couldn't help but want to go forward and pull his brother to his feet. Wei Qing also looked at Liu Che with concern, fearing that he would be strangled to death by A Yan's sudden attack.
Huo Yan stood up like a civet cat, clinging tightly to Liu Che, preventing him from following him, and shouted, "Uncle Dan, get someone to carry out all that gold yourself!"
Take the portion I prepared, don’t take more.
Huo Yan watched Uncle Dan leave before jumping off Liu Che's body. Shi Ye handed him the abacus and the account book specially prepared for Liu Che.
"It just so happens that my uncle is here too, so let's settle the accounts first. That way both sides can have a clear idea of the situation."
Liu Che looked at him leisurely, very curious, and didn't know what he was going to experience in a moment, so he just gestured to him to speak.
Huo Qubing's brows twitched as he caught a glimpse of his younger brother's favorite white jade abacus, which hung near his lips. His eyelids twitched as well, and he and Xiao Piaoliang took two steps back.
He even kindly pulled Wei Qing, who didn't know what was going to happen.
"Uncle, step back. The last time Ah Yan pulled out the abacus, he reported a bunch of numbers that could make your brain explode."
Wei Qing retreated decisively.
Seeing Wei Qing retreat two steps, Su Jian also retreated, pulling Gongsun Ao behind him.
Gongsun Ao was about to grab Sang Hongyang, but Sang Hongyang stared at Huo Yan's abacus beads without moving, almost drooling.
He was tired of fiddling with those counting sticks every day, so this would be good for doing the accounting!
He slapped his forehead and stepped back, forgetting that this old sheep was also a person who played with those numbers every day.
Huo Yan was unaware of their superficial lawsuit and was only focused on dealing with Liu Che. He scanned the account book, muttered numbers, and casually moved the beads. In fact, with his mental arithmetic ability, he didn't need an abacus for accounts worth millions of gold. It was just that if he didn't use a tool, these people would think he was talking nonsense, so he often liked to use an abacus.
Now they dial and count at the same time.
After half an hour of reporting the accounts, Liu Che was fine. He had often listened to Sang Hongyang's figures. He cleared his throat and spoke a little softer than before. He said, "Report Ah Yan's total to me."
Huo Yan straightened his back and spoke slowly. "After deducting Sima Xiangru, Dongfang Shuo, and Li Yannian's expenses, the previous bill totaled 920,560 taels of gold. Now, with the 30% profit from all my stores, the total is 810,900 taels. Rounding off the difference, it's 170."
Liu Che's smile remained unchanged, he was still very calm, and waved his hand, "Ayan serves the country."
Huo Yan nodded, admitted it without hesitation, and then tore up the account book.
The ground was covered with confetti, but Liu Che's smile deepened. He flicked the Impatiens juice on his shoulder and asked Huo Yan nonchalantly, "The little creditor is not asking for the debt anymore."
Huo Yan smiled, threw the abacus aside, raised his drastically changed face, and said coquettishly, "You are my favorite uncle! How can I bear to give you up! How can a mere 1.7 million gold compare to the friendship between me and my uncle!"
He spoke nicely, and at first glance he looked a bit like Liu Che, especially that evil, annoying smile.
Unlike feeling proud when seeing Huo Qubing, Liu Che always felt a bit like looking in the mirror when looking at Huo Yan.
Am I also so crazy?
"Tell me, what do you want from me?"
In the end, after all the hard work of raising his son, Liu Che just patted his head as he watched his son grow up.
Huo Yan immediately pulled the corner of his clothes and started talking about business.
"Uncle, do you think I can make money? I have a few projects here. Do you want to join? We'll split the money 30% to 70%."
After asking these questions, he began to introduce his next expansion plan and the projects that were about to be launched.
I have to say, it was very creative and it piqued Liu Che's interest.
"Alright. I'm the seventh and you're the third, right? If you want anything, just come to Weiyang Palace."
Huo Yan's intention of deliberately blurring the distribution of interests was exposed, but he did not feel embarrassed and just discussed it with him.
"Four and six, I'll do six and you'll do four. I'll do all the work."
Liu Che touched his chin and said jokingly, "I'll take six and you take four."
Huo Yan curled his lips, "Then let's not talk about it, Shi Ye."
As soon as he called, Shi Ye took out another account book of Liu Che.
The child turned his face away and pulled out an IOU with only a signature left. He said expressionlessly, "Your Majesty, please sign it! The next wave of money cannot be transferred to someone who has no faith."
Liu Che was so angry that he laughed.
"You must have had two faces in your previous life."
Huo Yan snorted and slammed the IOU on the table.
"I'll take seven and you'll take three."
Huo Qubing couldn't bear to look directly at it, but Wei Qing couldn't help laughing, "Your Majesty has fallen into A Yan's hands this time."
Liu Che laughed and scolded, kneading Huo Yan's Sima face hard.
"Okay, okay, I'll take the free money. I'll take three and you'll take seven."
Huo Yan laughed and said, "Okay, then please lend me the horse that Li Yannian and you raised in Shanglin!"
Liu Che kicked him in the butt.
"I've spoiled you! Clothes are worth ten thousand gold coins. Remember to bring them to me next time."
Huo Yan made a face and dived into Huo Qubing's arms, acting like a coward. Wei Qing patted him on the shoulder.
Liu Che couldn't help but laugh when he saw the scene of loving father and filial son.
"Aren't you a tough guy? Why are you hiding?"
[You are so spoiled! How much you love the three of them, Tetsuko.]
[No, sooner or later I will drown in Tetsuko's tenderness.]
[What a great monarch and minister in the mortal world!]
[Little Ayan, go ahead and make a scene. As long as you have enough money, your uncle will still be your real uncle.]
[Tetsuko likes people who are capable and can play with him.]
[An uncle is not necessarily your uncle, but an uncle is definitely your uncle.]
[Your brother must be your brother!]
…
Sang Hongyang looked at Huo Yan, his eyes shining brightly.
This child looks more like his own than the one born by Sang Hongyang!
He suddenly remembered whose child this was, and instantly pounced on Wei Qing like a tiger pouncing on its prey, "Ah Qing! From today on, I am their uncle!"
His shout scared Xiao Piaoliang so much that she let out a cat's meow.
Huo Yan was still muttering to Huo Qubing about his polo, and when he heard this, he subconsciously followed the cat's meow.
Huo Qubing was also shocked. "Master Sang, don't talk nonsense! My mother is not that kind of person. She doesn't play with this."
Huo Yan meowed again in fright.
Oh my god, look at you with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, I didn’t expect that you have a crush on my mother and want to be my dad.
Wei Qing was also shocked and his jaw dropped. After a long while, he covered his head and said, "I can raise that child. I don't need a new Aung."
Sang Hongyang tugged at the corner of Wei Qing's clothes, pointed at Huo Yan and said, "Look at the way he's settling accounts. Is he my biological son?"
Huo Qubing hugged Huo Yan.
I thought he was competing with Uncle Chen for my mother, but I didn't expect that he was competing with him for his younger brother.
Huo Yan sneered, and the light in his eyes went out.
"I'm so handsome, how can I look like you? Don't talk nonsense!"
Liu Che's mouth twitched and he kicked Sang Hongyang.
"Get in line, these two are my adopted sons."
Su Jian and Gongsun Ao's eyes also lit up.
"This old man is not afraid of too much."
Wei Qing immediately covered his head, fearing that he would accidentally sew the two men's mouths shut.
Huo Qubing covered his face with his hands.
It was also the first time that Huo Yan knew how to write "Cao Duo Wu Kou".
[I've never seen this before. Ah Yan is silent.]
[Innate attraction to the Holy Body of the Wild Father.]
[Bingbing: My mother doesn’t play this. hhh.]
[I used to be short of a father, but now I have become a wealthy father overnight.]
[I don’t know how to comment, I can only wish them good luck.]
[Calabash Brothers, Calabash Brothers, there are seven fathers on this vine: Uncle Father, Pig Father, Chen Zhangji Father, Su Father, Sang Father, Gongsun Father, and there is also Old Deng Father.]
[Damn, I told you I could learn new things online.]
[In this era of competing with one's father, Ayan and Bing'er are definitely not inferior to anyone.]
…
In the end, this farce of recognizing one's father was resolved because Wei Qing stepped forward.
Huo Yan finally breathed a sigh of relief, and Huo Qubing couldn't help but exhale in sync with him.
Although Aong and the like are not rare, they can become a disaster if they are too prevalent.
The Mayi Conspiracy, the first war against the Huns, finally began.
Liu Che was nervous and excited. Ever since he discovered that this theater was owned by Huo Yan, and that he had used Wei Qing's black card for free, he would sit on the third floor like a shrew, cracking sunflower seeds and watching Zhuo Wenjun and the others rehearse.
Huo Yan and Huo Qubing were often called over to listen to his chatter.
The key is that he himself doesn't think he talks too much. He just looks forward to the future every day and brags that he doesn't know how to lose.
Huo Yan couldn't help himself one day and asked him, "How did uncle guess it was mine?"
Liu Che laughed heartily and began to count the troops.
First it was Huo Qubing.
"My son Qubing usually doesn't bother to talk to strangers, but now he's jumping on me. You're me, don't you find it weird?"
Huo Qubing lowered his head.
Then there was the pretty girl lying in front of Huo Qubing.
"When this tiger saw you throw some snacks, it didn't even get angry, it just took two steps. It's obvious that it has experienced this kind of thing many times. It's mainly because your uncle is not blind."
Huo Yan retaliated by rubbing Xiao Piaoliang's face.
Liu Che got excited and started to tell Wei Qing about the secrets he had revealed.
Finally, to sum up, there are too many things to explain in detail.
Wei Qing took another bite of the ginger milk and smiled sweetly.
"I just can't help it."
Finally, Liu Che looked at Huo Yan and said, "You've exposed yourself the most. Which wealthy merchant would be willing to share their money with me to fight? And that wooden sculpture of the Monkey King was your dream. And last time, you were so familiar with this box, and the steward treated you better than he treated me. But I didn't doubt you until, knowing I was coming, you dared to throw snacks at me, and with Qubing still by my side, I was left with only you, the audacious Huo Yan. I was just trying to trick you, but who knew you would actually come out?"
Huo Yan couldn't hold back and buried his head in the beautiful little belly.
Well, no one is free from cause and effect.
【Author’s words】
During the reign of Emperor Wu of Han, the abacus likely had not yet been invented or was not widely used. At that time, people primarily used sticks or bamboo skewers for calculations. Sticks were a key method of calculation in ancient Chinese mathematics, but they were gradually replaced by the abacus after its emergence and widespread use. Most scholars believe the abacus likely originated in China, dating back to the late Eastern Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms period, around the 2nd century AD.
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